broken_trifecta: (I want to cast...MAAAAGIC MISSILE!)
Cherise Thompson ([personal profile] broken_trifecta) wrote in [community profile] genessia2013-11-29 12:24 am

[Video]

Good day to you all.

[Sitting comfortably at a writing desk in her apartment, Cherise laces her fingers together and settles her hands primly on her lap.]

I've made the acquaintance of a number of you, but I'm aware there are many of whom I've not yet had the pleasure. My name is Cherise, and given that we've been encouraged to seek out a profession, I wish to not only introduce myself but to offer my skills as well. I'm prepared to offer a demonstration.

[She rises from her desk, picking up the radio to bring it along with her. A slender wand slides out of her sleeve and into her hand, and with a few quick words of French, she suddenly appears upon a cold, frosted hill in Attleton. The device is placed in the crook of a small tree as Cherise steps back.]

As a sorceress and Spellcatcher, my primary focus is on defensive charms and protective enchantments. Please observe.

[Cherise draws a pair of gloves from her coat pocket, separating them, and holding one out at arm's length. She points the tip of her wand at it, concentrating. A few quick slashes and curls, and she speaks again.]

Souple comme la peau, dure comme la pierre. Repousser tout préjudice qui pourrait venir.*

[There's a faint white glow that burns on the tip of her wand, then passes into the glove with a pearly shimmer. With that done, Cherise tugs on the glove and works it snugly onto her fingers.]

This particular charm I've just cast is one meant to repel brute force and extreme velocity. The fabric maintains its flexibility, but has been strengthened to resist damage. If nothing else, it's always nice to prevent unwanted snags, hm? But should something unexpected arise...

[Cherise whirls to point her wand at a boulder almost as big as she is.]

Venez!*

[The boulder upheaves itself lightning fast out of the ground, hurtling straight at the English woman. Her gloved hand is outstretched, as if she might prevent herself from being hit in such a way. ...And it totally works. The boulder rebounds and drops to thud solidly into the ground, and Cherise is forcibly moved back only half an inch. The tails of her peacoat flutter slightly with the impact, then drop back down to her legs once more.]

There. You see?

[She smiles, holding up her gloved hand and wiggling her fingers.]

It doesn't even sting. Of course, there are many other spells I can cast should you need them. It all depends on what you expect to occur, and being prepared for what you do not expect. I do hope some of you find my services useful, as we all must make a living in this bizarre place somehow. If you wish to discuss services and rates, feel free to contact me as you wish. My thanks.

[Cherise inclines her head, then reaches out to end the video feed.]


*OOC: Cherise speaks French but I do not. My apologies for any errors that may have resulted in my use of Babelfish.
betel_geuse: (sassy)

[personal profile] betel_geuse 2013-12-18 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Aw, are you sure, babes? I mean, it's really kinda rough, y'know, not being able to say my own damn NAME. Kinda makes for some suckage in the "getting a job" department, know what I mean? Are you sure I don't count as the spellcaster, since it's natural to me?]

Betelgeuse still had no intention of getting a job, but what the hell. He figured it might earn him some brownie points, make him seem like an "upstanding citizen" or some crap like that.
Edited 2013-12-18 03:09 (UTC)
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[personal profile] betel_geuse 2013-12-18 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Betelgeuse was actually very fond of material possessions, even if he really didn't need them. He considered them luxuries the dead had earned.

[Hell if I know. The pamphlet just suggested getting work. Back home I'm a bio-exorcist.]
betel_geuse: (formal)

[personal profile] betel_geuse 2013-12-18 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[I'm looking for a job, not a restaurant, babes. Try not to confuse to the two, okay?] He chortled out loud. [You don't know what a bio-exorcist is, do you? It's not an exterminator. Well, not usually... only as an extreme last resort, if you know what I mean.]
betel_geuse: (innocent)

[personal profile] betel_geuse 2013-12-18 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Uh, no, I don't think I did. But, y'know, it's been six hundred years and I lived during the Dark Ages, so who the hell knows? I might have. I don't remember doing it, but that doesn't mean much. I don't remember which pockets I stick things in half the time.]
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[personal profile] betel_geuse 2013-12-18 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Betelgeuse rolled his eyes. [I just told ya. I've been dead, a ghost, for six hundred years. You die, you become a ghost. That's how it works, where I'm from.]
betel_geuse: (listening)

[personal profile] betel_geuse 2013-12-18 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[What're ya talking about, babes? I am passed on! I mean, well, in my own world. Caught in the afterlife like a fly in a web, unless someone summons me. It's why I need to know what the afterlife here is like, you know? I need to figure out the rules to this place. Having control of my NAME would help, too.]

In Betelgeuse's experience, knowing the rules is essential to properly breaking them.
betel_geuse: (scared)

[personal profile] betel_geuse 2013-12-20 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Who the hell said anything about you experiencing the afterlife? I just want you to unbind my name, not join me in death! You do that and I can find out about the afterlife on my own. ... What do you mean it isn't permanent?]
betel_geuse: (attitude)

[personal profile] betel_geuse 2013-12-20 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Those types of prices tend to be steep, at least where I'm from. Who would I pay the price to anyways? ]
betel_geuse: (sly)

[personal profile] betel_geuse 2013-12-24 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Betelgeuse snorted, laughing. Seriously?

[Is it an intelligent computer system? I mean, how's it going to collect?]
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[personal profile] betel_geuse 2013-12-28 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Huh. This place is weird, even for me! So, Sorceress, you don't know any other ghosts or anyone who might have some useful information? I really gotta get some stuff sorted.]
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[personal profile] betel_geuse 2013-12-29 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Harry Dresden, huh? Okay, thanks, babes. I'll look him up.]