video;

[tenminutes]

As Battler Ushiromiya's currently pissed off girlfriend, I'd like to give all girls in this place permission to punch him in the face if he tries to hit on you provided you just let me know what he did. This includes but is not limited to him talking about or making a break for your breasts, thighs, or even just looking at you funny.

By looking at you funny, I mean he does this face.

[ And cue Yuri doing the absolute most horrible imitation of this face as is humanly possible. Really, it's not even close since she doesn't ever make faces like that. It mostly just looks funny. ]

So basically, feel free to smack him whenever you want since I think his concussion is probably gone. It will make everyone feel better, including me who has to put up with him posting his perversions all over the network to every person who looks somewhat feminine.

Comments

video; 1/?

[chestboard]

W....what the hell.....!

2/?

[chestboard]

[YUUURRIII?!]

3/?

[chestboard]

[this betrayal...!!!]

4/?

[chestboard]

[it's..... it's.....-!!!]

5/?

[chestboard]

[wait.

wait she said girlfriend, right?!?!?!]

6/?

[chestboard]

[she might be angry, but at least she still said that!!

HE HAS A CHAAAAANCE!!!]

7/i'm done i'm sorry

[chestboard]

Kuhh.....! A warning up for me, really?! This is just like back at the community, why do you feel the need to try and keep all the ladies away from me....?!

I'm not dangerous, I'm just a healthy young man!

[tenminutes]

Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's because I know what sorts of things you do to people who you don't keep it in your pants for!

[ She's talking to him and yelling at him, that's honestly an improvement right? Right.

There's something to be said when your relationship status is bettered by your girlfriend deciding to publicly humiliate you though. ]

[chestboard]

What's that supposed to mean?!

[yes, yelling and talking is good.]

Can't I have a little fun once in a while....?!

[tenminutes]

No! You're not allowed to have fun!

[Video]

[caffinatekillua]

What about guys? Can guys hit him too? What's he look like?

[Video]

[tenminutes]

Not unless he hits on someone you care about. Like if you have a girlfriend and he tries it, feel free to punch him, or if he's after your sister kick him in the shin.. He's a real siscon, so that's a really good excuse.

[Video]

[caffinatekillua]

[So if he hit on his sister, he'd probably be eating through a straw for the rest of his life but that's beside the point.]

Eeew no I don't have a girlfriend. You like this guy? Sounds like a real freak.

video;

[magicianofwords]

Whoaaaa, wait a minute!

[ his mind is blown right here!! comrade battler has a girlfriend? that's just whoa. alright that means they'll have to be careful with their manly meetings. play it cool Keiichi.]

You two are an item?

I-I see. Well I hope everything gets settled and... you really like imitations do you?

[Video]

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri's pretty sure Battler hit on his own sister more than his fair share of times. ]

He's a complete freak and I'm really pissed off at him right now, which is why I'm giving everyone permission to hit him. He's actually pretty harmless since he only ever looks and will treat people with respect otherwise.

video;

[tenminutes]

I don't actually like them that much, but it was important to illustrate a point to make him scream a little.

Anyway! [ She sighs and shakes her head. ] I'm on the fence about whether or not we're together right now, but he needs to clean his act up if he wants me to stop getting pissed off at him. Especially with you two and your thigh master plans.

[ She's been stalking his conversations.. ]

[ Video ]

[celestial_wizard]

[ Lucy's already had him hit on her once, and based on the conversation she had with him prior she was wondering if that was just a fake mask. Still.. ]

Ahah, you don't have to worry about that. Anyone who acts like a pervert with me would regret it.

[ Either she'd kick hm right in the beans, or Natsu would punch him. It was nice to have a protective partner sometimes ....most of the time....all the time. ]

[ Video ]

[tenminutes]

That's a relief. It won't just be you though. He's notorious, and he doesn't care how big or small they are. He considers himself an "equal opportunity" boob entrepreneur.. or something like that, I forget what the exact phrasing was.

Either way, he's an idiot.

[chestboard]

You can't ban me from that!

[tenminutes]

I'm your girlfriend, of course I can. It's in the rulebook.

[chestboard]

Oi oi, I've read plenty of books and not once have I ever heard of a proper rulebook!

A lie.... I can tell this is a lie...!

Video

[onecream_fivesugar]

I-uh...Well right.

That'll guy'll get beat up if he tries any of that!

You can count on me!

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[celestial_wizard]

[ Lucy shudders. ]

Whatever the phrasing is it's creepy..! I wish I could say it was the first time I've run into a guy like that too.

[ It certainly is idiocy to make guys act like that. ]

He's pretty nice outside of that, though.

[tenminutes]

That's because you're not a girl, it only gets passed down among girls.

[ Video ]

[tenminutes]

He is. He won't actually touch anything, either, so don't worry.

And if he does touch something, smack him, then report it to me, and we'll never hear from him again.