video;

[tenminutes]

As Battler Ushiromiya's currently pissed off girlfriend, I'd like to give all girls in this place permission to punch him in the face if he tries to hit on you provided you just let me know what he did. This includes but is not limited to him talking about or making a break for your breasts, thighs, or even just looking at you funny.

By looking at you funny, I mean he does this face.

[ And cue Yuri doing the absolute most horrible imitation of this face as is humanly possible. Really, it's not even close since she doesn't ever make faces like that. It mostly just looks funny. ]

So basically, feel free to smack him whenever you want since I think his concussion is probably gone. It will make everyone feel better, including me who has to put up with him posting his perversions all over the network to every person who looks somewhat feminine.

Comments

video; 1/?

[chestboard]

W....what the hell.....!

2/?

[chestboard]

[YUUURRIII?!]

3/?

[chestboard]

[this betrayal...!!!]

4/?

[chestboard]

[it's..... it's.....-!!!]

5/?

[chestboard]

[wait.

wait she said girlfriend, right?!?!?!]

6/?

[chestboard]

[she might be angry, but at least she still said that!!

HE HAS A CHAAAAANCE!!!]

7/i'm done i'm sorry

[chestboard]

Kuhh.....! A warning up for me, really?! This is just like back at the community, why do you feel the need to try and keep all the ladies away from me....?!

I'm not dangerous, I'm just a healthy young man!

[tenminutes]

Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's because I know what sorts of things you do to people who you don't keep it in your pants for!

[ She's talking to him and yelling at him, that's honestly an improvement right? Right.

There's something to be said when your relationship status is bettered by your girlfriend deciding to publicly humiliate you though. ]

[Video]

[caffinatekillua]

What about guys? Can guys hit him too? What's he look like?

[Video]

[tenminutes]

Not unless he hits on someone you care about. Like if you have a girlfriend and he tries it, feel free to punch him, or if he's after your sister kick him in the shin.. He's a real siscon, so that's a really good excuse.

[Video]

[caffinatekillua]

[So if he hit on his sister, he'd probably be eating through a straw for the rest of his life but that's beside the point.]

Eeew no I don't have a girlfriend. You like this guy? Sounds like a real freak.

video;

[magicianofwords]

Whoaaaa, wait a minute!

[ his mind is blown right here!! comrade battler has a girlfriend? that's just whoa. alright that means they'll have to be careful with their manly meetings. play it cool Keiichi.]

You two are an item?

I-I see. Well I hope everything gets settled and... you really like imitations do you?

video;

[tenminutes]

I don't actually like them that much, but it was important to illustrate a point to make him scream a little.

Anyway! [ She sighs and shakes her head. ] I'm on the fence about whether or not we're together right now, but he needs to clean his act up if he wants me to stop getting pissed off at him. Especially with you two and your thigh master plans.

[ She's been stalking his conversations.. ]

video;

[magicianofwords]

I guess that's one way to get someone's attention, yep.

I see, I see--gyeh! Y-You saw that?

[ sweat, panic, just oh man. ]]

[ Video ]

[celestial_wizard]

[ Lucy's already had him hit on her once, and based on the conversation she had with him prior she was wondering if that was just a fake mask. Still.. ]

Ahah, you don't have to worry about that. Anyone who acts like a pervert with me would regret it.

[ Either she'd kick hm right in the beans, or Natsu would punch him. It was nice to have a protective partner sometimes ....most of the time....all the time. ]

[ Video ]

[tenminutes]

That's a relief. It won't just be you though. He's notorious, and he doesn't care how big or small they are. He considers himself an "equal opportunity" boob entrepreneur.. or something like that, I forget what the exact phrasing was.

Either way, he's an idiot.

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[celestial_wizard]

[ Lucy shudders. ]

Whatever the phrasing is it's creepy..! I wish I could say it was the first time I've run into a guy like that too.

[ It certainly is idiocy to make guys act like that. ]

He's pretty nice outside of that, though.

Video

[onecream_fivesugar]

I-uh...Well right.

That'll guy'll get beat up if he tries any of that!

You can count on me!

video

[tenminutes]

Thanks.

Don't hospitalize him or anything though, just hit him once. That's all it takes to make him stop.

Video

[onecream_fivesugar]

I guess I shouldn't hit him with my scythe either, right?

Video

[frostheartedrose]

[the eyebrow is rising slightly]

Hm... If he's human and I punch him it's doubtful he'd survive.

Video

[tenminutes]

Maybe just lightly tap him with your fist in that case.

Re: Video

[frostheartedrose]

It would probably be more effective if I just tossed him into something. My first choice is something cold or hard.

[betel_geuse]

"That's kinda harsh, babes," Betelgeuse says, frowning. "I mean, just talking about a girl's breasts? I know a lot of girls prefer to be asked first and fine, fine. Still. I mean, how's a guy supposed to ask permission or anything, if he can't even bring up the subject? What's the matter? He stepping out on you?"

[tenminutes]

I think you misunderstand what kind of idiot he is.

[ She just sighs, waving her hand dismissively. ]

He won't ask permission, he'll just make groping hands and talk about how much he wants to lick and grab and bury his face in breasts or make weird comments involving fish or some other equally as creepy metaphor until you hit him. And if you don't hit him, he'll stop and ask why you're not hitting him and start lecturing about how you have to hit perverts.

Me being pissed at him is basically another separate matter, this is more a public service announcement.