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As Battler Ushiromiya's currently pissed off girlfriend, I'd like to give all girls in this place permission to punch him in the face if he tries to hit on you provided you just let me know what he did. This includes but is not limited to him talking about or making a break for your breasts, thighs, or even just looking at you funny.

By looking at you funny, I mean he does this face.

[ And cue Yuri doing the absolute most horrible imitation of this face as is humanly possible. Really, it's not even close since she doesn't ever make faces like that. It mostly just looks funny. ]

So basically, feel free to smack him whenever you want since I think his concussion is probably gone. It will make everyone feel better, including me who has to put up with him posting his perversions all over the network to every person who looks somewhat feminine.

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[ Lucy's already had him hit on her once, and based on the conversation she had with him prior she was wondering if that was just a fake mask. Still.. ]

Ahah, you don't have to worry about that. Anyone who acts like a pervert with me would regret it.

[ Either she'd kick hm right in the beans, or Natsu would punch him. It was nice to have a protective partner sometimes ....most of the time....all the time. ]

That's a relief. It won't just be you though. He's notorious, and he doesn't care how big or small they are. He considers himself an "equal opportunity" boob entrepreneur.. or something like that, I forget what the exact phrasing was.

Either way, he's an idiot.

[ Lucy shudders. ]

Whatever the phrasing is it's creepy..! I wish I could say it was the first time I've run into a guy like that too.

[ It certainly is idiocy to make guys act like that. ]

He's pretty nice outside of that, though.

He is. He won't actually touch anything, either, so don't worry.

And if he does touch something, smack him, then report it to me, and we'll never hear from him again.

I think between you and my partner, that's the healthiest option for him. Not touching, I mean. [ She laughs weakly. ]

But I'll keep that in mind. [ Poor Battler. Still if she hated him as much as he claimed she did, she wouldn't care, right? RIGHT. ]

My name is Lucy.