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[ Dave said he was going to do it. And here it is.
YOU ARE NOW WATCHING A MOVIE. It's exactly 1 hour 35 minutes long. This is a romantic lifetime movie - only the characters are all sharks (the actors are wearing cheap shark costumes) They are not in water nor is it ever referenced that they're sharks outside of a few puns. They're just sharks. The dialog can be considered really funny and it's clear this is a satirical work. The dialog can also be considered cringe worthy depending on one's sense of humor or if taken too seriously. The acting spans from being great to awful. The main female lead is intentionally played like she's reading her script off cue-cards and at one point actually pulls out the script from behind her fin and corrects a line she said wrong. The male lead could be an Oscar-worthy performance had the material not been completely ridiculous. The side-characters contain the stereotypical BFF, the leads' boss/a hammerhead shark, the parents, a grumpy neighbor, three competing love interests, a rival they keep saying is a love interest, Doctor Dorsal - who shares the grim news, a baby shark (played by a stuff animal), and a few others.
It takes a bit to notice but every shark is played by Dave using different silly voices. One scene has every character on camera at the same time somehow. Plus a few extras in the background (also all Dave in a shark costume.) Movie magic?
The last 26 minutes are all animated, likely because he couldn't figure out how to have that MASSIVE EXPLOSION in the big death sequence without actually blowing something up AND/OR didn't want to kiss himself when it came time for the leads to do that. It's really poorly animated/drawn in his unique style. The movie ends of course with "Fin." The ending is left open-ended for interpretation.
Love it or hate it, at least the original soundtrack was amazing. ]
YOU ARE NOW WATCHING A MOVIE. It's exactly 1 hour 35 minutes long. This is a romantic lifetime movie - only the characters are all sharks (the actors are wearing cheap shark costumes) They are not in water nor is it ever referenced that they're sharks outside of a few puns. They're just sharks. The dialog can be considered really funny and it's clear this is a satirical work. The dialog can also be considered cringe worthy depending on one's sense of humor or if taken too seriously. The acting spans from being great to awful. The main female lead is intentionally played like she's reading her script off cue-cards and at one point actually pulls out the script from behind her fin and corrects a line she said wrong. The male lead could be an Oscar-worthy performance had the material not been completely ridiculous. The side-characters contain the stereotypical BFF, the leads' boss/a hammerhead shark, the parents, a grumpy neighbor, three competing love interests, a rival they keep saying is a love interest, Doctor Dorsal - who shares the grim news, a baby shark (played by a stuff animal), and a few others.
It takes a bit to notice but every shark is played by Dave using different silly voices. One scene has every character on camera at the same time somehow. Plus a few extras in the background (also all Dave in a shark costume.) Movie magic?
The last 26 minutes are all animated, likely because he couldn't figure out how to have that MASSIVE EXPLOSION in the big death sequence without actually blowing something up AND/OR didn't want to kiss himself when it came time for the leads to do that. It's really poorly animated/drawn in his unique style. The movie ends of course with "Fin." The ending is left open-ended for interpretation.
Love it or hate it, at least the original soundtrack was amazing. ]

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There is a bright grin on her face and her eyes were teary from laughing so hard.]
That was amazing. Did you write all of that?
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[She remembers hearing something about that.]
That's pretty cool. Are you going to do that as a job or just for fun?
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[Airy smiles at him. She wants to write but she's only gotten a few silly stories together so far.]
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Why?
[ That was her main question tbh. ]
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I....well....that was different. [He kind of laughed at some of it. But he wasn't sure if it was supposed to be funny.]
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[ he really will if he bothers to box this at any point ]
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[He blinks, feeling awkward. He's not sure this guy is serious or not.]
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He stared at the screen for quite a while after it was over, trying to figure out how to even process everything he'd witnessed.
Abruptly, he began laughing. It started as a few chuckled but quickly erupted into full on hysterics. He put the phone down and put his hands to his face, muffled laughter still coming from behind. The hell else could he do besides laugh? ]
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Yo, chuckles. Are you breathing?
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I'm -- wow, I'm sorry. I didn't even know this thing was on. I just --
[ He choked back another laugh. ]
That was brilliant.
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Thanks, man. I've got more of this crap. Airy wants sequels or whatever. Other films? Who knows. Point is. I am now a one-man machine of media. I'm going to dominate it all. It's happening. Has happened in an alternate reality that one time where Betty Crocker ruled the planet or some shit. I wasn't there. I mean, I was, but like... not me-me. You know what I'm saying? You don't know what I'm saying. Never mind. Thank you.
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once she had calmed down she was wiping her eyes, she really couldn't believe he did all this.]
Wh-what was that?! I couldn't.... aahh you were all the roles! Hahaha are you serious?! [yeah, she had a great time watching it.]
I want more of whatever that was!
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As serious as a shark attack. [ says the guy STILL wearing that shark costume, it seems. there's a fake mustache on this character. ]
Well, damn. If you want more then I have to oblige, huh?
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[yeah no, she's just laughing again.] Well yeah- I haven't laughed like that in a really long time!
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Good. Bring on the fucking gigglefits.
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Now I didn't even wind up paying anything ♥
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[ A perfectly manicured hand is briefly waved across the screen. ]
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