genessia | five ticks; text

ok so ive been told my opinion is totally legit about all things always
so here is a short ass review of places around the cities

genessia places

amagi inn - i havent actually stayed here but its japanese themed as fuck so i bet the doors slide and are possibly paper 4/5

jardin of floss - idk how to pronounce the french for this one terra how does that go but ok heres the review basically its got some of the best flowers ever but the sales person isnt as good as the one in attleton 5/5

pans grocery - stocks apple juice and is a grocery store as in the name theres no pupa in here i doubt he owns it or that one goat god with the flute 5/5

schnee company - so weiss is in fact not a hologram but youre not going to get proof of that because chances are youre never going to see that girl ever in there shes way too fucking busy to stop being schrodingers weiss but other than that theyre totally helpful and this is actually p good for newbies so 5/5

teanie teas - the cups are not in fact teanie which is a good thing see more bang for your buck idk what the leaf water rates as on a scale of great leaf water to shit leaf water so someone else is going to need to step in here but its warm and smells nice in there so 3/5

bright sky dinner - the food is ok the main appeal is the fact that its go this really shitty jukebox from your wet hipster dreams the weird 30s esque jazz cover of the titanic theme is worth a listen 4/5

genessia arts theater - see sometimes its got like shit shows and then other times nathans acting it up with his acting face and then other times its screening my movie like i should win some kind of indie award wtf 2-5/5

kame game - did you know ghostbusters had a board game?? neither did i but they sure as shit had it and like fifty different versions of hungry hippos 5/5

sametobi - its hot as shit so get your swim on they give free lessons which is p sweet there and everyones hot 4.8/5

shrine - jokes on all yall the universe is actually a frog go wrap your head around that one 3/5

paper flowers - this place sells paper stuff i got a 500 pack of colored pencils for a pretty good price and got some stuff to make nice labels for my mixtape 4/5

hospital - it sucks to be in a hospital -314/5

library - ok so like its got books its what youd expect from the library its pretty quiet in there which is unsettling but its a library idk what to say about this other than that the librarian has a rad accent and the bistro is a douchebag lookin at you nathan 5/5

tomes and thaumaturgy - fyi thaumaturgy is basically just a fancy fucking word for magic so as expected this place has books on that unlike the library you can keep these books forever after participating in capitalism i think a pokemon runs the front desk but levy is in there somewhere and i vaguely remember her not sucking 4.9/5

cats eye cafe - this isnt one of those cat cafes but it totally should be 1.5/5

nova places

schnee company - here we are again kids shes fucking everywhere but no where to be seen how much money do you think this place produces i think it might be employing a shit load of people this is the entire economy anyway so the one over here gives you a rundown of tech shit and is basically google 5/5

funtum co - yo its candy and toys that look kinda old school im stocking up on rabbits whats not to like about that 5/5 hell yeah

planetarium - not an accurate depiction of space trust me i am an astronaut but still pretty cool 3/5

revocs - walk walk fashion baby 5/5

after life - this is a nightclub i havent actually gone in but i tried to once but they were like youre too little and we got titties out right now which is bull maybe i want to see exotic dancers im immortal wtf you questioning my age for 2/5

nakiba - you have not eaten food until you have eaten food at this place holy shit you are missing out on a life experience everything you have been eating is garbage you are a disgrace for not trying to get a reservation you sick non-nakiba customer what the fuck is wrong with you infinity/5

puzzled - where can i play that motorcycle game from tron tho ?? 2/5

figuring fables - i think you can get your d&d dice here but some of those figures are creepy as fuck 2/5???

aprhodites something something arcade - rad as hell arcade im holding the top score on their ddr machine just try and beat that also i guess theres like some matchmaking stuff in there so the green haired chick could hook you up with a player 2 nice nice or would be nice i havent tried the services but i APPARENTLY got signed up for them JEFF 4/5

attleton

jardin verdoyant - hands down the best flowers of all time anywhere ever the end and the dude at the front counter is super awesome and attractive too like wowee what a guy i wanna buy like forty thousand fucking flowers from him this place is the best ever 500/5

yukihara - i cant figure out what this place actually sells but it smells like wood in there 2/5

sweet treats - you came in here for the hot blond with the huge smile didnt you just admit it that guy is fucking sunshine you bet thats a sweet treat ha ha wow wtf am i saying ok so dude aside they change their theme every month so you gotta keep checking in to see if its as good as last month they know how to draw customers in good job guys 5/5

dogs paw cafe - lacking in dogs -2/5

whatevfur - not lacking in dogs look at all these fucking dogs god damn theres a lot of them jade come look at these dogs with me 4/5

garden bistro - the wine guy looks like billy idol and we shot the shit talking about music it was awesome idk about the place itself tho i guess its okay yeah sure 5/5 why not

fayreon & everglade

nah fuck that

on an unrelated note heres a new jam
feel(alive).mp3 - also titled "in memoriam to the shades"
check it
you can hire me to dj your parties or whatever

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It's a metaphorical adoption. [ More like a kidnapping, probably.. ]

Is there anything good at least?

sounds like a metaphorical hostage situation but ok

some of its ok
but maybe i just got fucking used to it
grub sauce aint bad
its like a mayonnaise ketchup thing
that you should never ask what its made of though
all in all theyre mostly meat people ??
but their meat is fucking mucusy and disgusting

I didn't take him, he agreed to go. We fought like hundreds of times before he finally won, and that's when he agreed to come because we could actually force each other to become better. There's nothing he likes more than kicking the weak out of the kitchen.

I can guess based on the name.
There are some countries that eat grubs, though I've never used them as an ingredient myself.
I've used cheeses though, and some of those are created using bugs and larvae.

that sounds so fucking anime
i gotta be honest with you
like one of those
you have defeated me so now im your apprentice kinda tropes

ok but
youre not getting the implications of their foods with grub in the title
see trolls are born as larvae
and are basically bug people
so im like
wtf is in grubloaf
its one thing if its bugs bugs
i think i could handle bugs bugs
hakuna matata that shit
fuck it lets eat worms
but are we cannibals ??

No he didn't concede until he won.
It was pretty backward.
Also we were like three feet tall.

Oh.
Oh.
What the hell ew

you were hobbits????
nice
thats less weird then i guess
if he won before joining you
thats just gaining a party member
#squadgoals

see
you saved me from bug hell

Children!
We were adorable, not hairy.

You should've gone to a different planet.

the adorable went without saying
i mean youre like a flawless beauty

didnt have a choice

That's a given but he was too!
I make sure he showers after working out and everything.
I promise he wasn't a furry brat monster when I picked him up, he was just a normal brat monster.

Lame. :(

a brat monster you monitor the bathing habits of
ok

yeah
thats kind of what happens when shit goes sideways bc meteors blow up earth
and you have to reset the universe

I spray him with air freshener so he doesn't stink up the room. 8)

Double lame. :(

got that magical frebreze going

eh
i mean
its better than the whole
being dead thing
which was the alternative so

No just normal febreeze.

If you were dead I wouldn't have met you, so that's true.

all febreeze is magical
shits fucking crazy
you could have the worst stonk imaginable but then it pretends your place smells like cheap perfume instead

yeah not meeting wouldve been a downer
hate to miss out on my sweet reviews

That's not magic that's science. I can explain it for you sometime if you want.

[ ARE YOU READY TO TALK ABOUT MOLECULES AND COMPOUNDS DAVE?? ]

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