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[orangeoutlaw]

[Ace is camped on his favorite spot on the beach of Genessia on another pile of driftwood and such that he's been collecting for various Ace related reasons. He doesn't look really happy, though. And he even sounds pissed, voice tight and clipped.]

I'm looking to start a pirate crew. Not sure what the ultimate goal is but for right now adventure, breaking laws, maybe some arson and never paying for anything you eat ever.

If you're interested come and apply in person.

You know where I am.

[it's almost as if he has ulterior motives for this post. But what could they be?]

Comments

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[orangeoutlaw]

[damn. Ace grins though and drinks it himself]

Yeah? What?

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[justicereigns]

Where'd you get that?

[He will try to drag Ace there to make him work it off >:|]

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[orangeoutlaw]

You answer me and I'll answer you.

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[justicereigns]

[Narrows his eyes.]

[UGH NOW HE IS BLUSHING.]

[FUCK HE HATES HIS LIFE.]

[And just glances away.]

Motorcycles. I'd rather not do regular bikes, that's Kuzan's territory but...

[Glances back.] So?

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[orangeoutlaw]

[aww look at that!]

A moe Marine! [cackles and pinches Smoker's cheeks] I like it.

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[justicereigns]

[PUNCHES!]

Don't call me that. And don't touch me.

You didn't answer.

[GLOWER.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

[sips his beer

siiiips it

siiiiiiiips it.]

Place called PussyWillow. [guess what that is.

Come on just guess.

He could be lying. He is lying as a matter of fact and wiggles his eyebrows. But he won't tell the truth either so Smoker will either have to believe him or give up]

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[justicereigns]

[Smoker does, unfortunately, believe him.]

[And is vaguely wishing for the younger D brother instead because in some ways while Luffy was not as smart and therefore also harder to negotiate with, he was also not a ....]

[Whatever the hell Ace was.]

Did you pay for it?

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[orangeoutlaw]

Yep.

[do you believe him now. Do you? Do you?]

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[justicereigns]

[Stares.]

[No, he doesn't.]

[But:]

Really?

[So much doesn't believe it.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

Really.

....

Or did I?

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[justicereigns]

Portgas.

[Flatly.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

[he laughs] I stole it. But I won't tell you where. Do you think I'm stupid?

[he doesn't want to work for it but he doesn't want Smoker paying for it either]

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[justicereigns]

[ F R O W N S.]

You have to pay it back.

[ARMFOLD.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

Make me. [drink!]

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[justicereigns]

I will. [Snakes smoke around the drink and tugs it away.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

Go ahead. [you can have it but you can't make him undrink it] I'm waiting.

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[justicereigns]

[Casually gropes Ace's ass -> but only so he can steals some money from Ace's wallet, and starts walking back to the city. He's going to do it the long slow way comparing drinks to where they could have come from. \:|/]

[Unless Ace catches on and stops him.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

[might squeak a little. He doesn't exactly have a wallet but a small wad of money which isn't going to be enough to pay for it.

Still Ace wonders if Smoker can find the place so snags another beer and follows behind him.

At some point looking back and forth and smacking his ass back.

Because ....r e v e n g e?]

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[justicereigns]

Stop that.

[He's not going to say the squeak was cute or ever acknowledge it okay.]

[But it was.]

[But seriously quit it stupid >:|]

[Also he's starting with the grocery store, although even Smoker has SEVERE DOUBTS about trying to make Ace "work it off" there.]

[So many.]

Don't you have any skills besides making a nuisance of yourself?

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[orangeoutlaw]

Plenty.

[but he chooses not to use them.]

And you touched mine first. So don't complain.

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[justicereigns]

I was stealing your money to pay back whoever you robbed. You're just being petty.

[... WELL OKAY SMOKER WAS BEING PETTY TOO BUT IT IS DIFFERENT.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

Thievery, sexual harassment....

As an officer of the law you should be ashamed of yourself.

[shakes his head sadly]

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[justicereigns]

[B L U S H E S.]

No such thing.

[SUNGLASSES ON.]

You forfeit your right to certain parts of privacy by breaking other social contracts. That's why your Gramps probably beat half your brains out. Assuming you weren't born this dumb.

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[orangeoutlaw]

[snorts. As if he knows anything about that. So he'll just smack Smoker's ass again. Probably a bit harder than necessary not that it'll make a difference]