Video! Action! Freeedom!

[orangeoutlaw]

[So Ace got wopped in the mouth by a newspaper crashing through the window. He has to find that news coo so he can tip him because what great service! He gets to be the first one to read it even around the damp sections.

But he also found something that could not be borne.

A Puppy Prison.

Who would do such a horrible thing?

Well whoever would do it, Ace wouldn't tolerate it.

He takes some time to strategize, and then around 1pm, sends this video out to everyone]

Puppies were meant to be free! I won't let anyone hold them hostage under my watch! No matter what they've done!

[and he throws back his head and howls, a few of the dogs howling with him, before the jail break commences.

And after?]


Who: Ace, a swirling yapping, excitable puppylanch of all ages, shapes and sizes, and you!
What: Chaos! Chaos everywhere! Dogs! Frightened Cats! Poop left in unexpected places! Freedom! Your call!
Where: Anywhere but the Everglades
When: July 17th
Warnings: None at the moment
Notes: Feel free to make your own threads about finding a puppy or two or a dozen without Ace necessarily being involved. Ping me if you want him though.

Comments

[orangeoutlaw]

[gasp] Your puppy is going to be a miserable old man just like you are.

[loser. idiot. Asshole]

Want one for yours, 'Dela? [sucks down another link]

[enchantressofore]

I do not know if that is necessarily good for him, honestly.

[ Not that the puppy seems to care, as he leans up to sniff at the meat with great interest. Dangit pup... ]

[justicereigns]

She's a girl puppy. And I gave them healthy omelets earlier, so be careful with salt and solid fat.

[Pulls on a freckled cheek.] Otherwise you'll wind up looking like your grandfather without our help.

[He's sorry Adela. HE COULD NOT RESIST. HE DOES NOT RESIST TEMPTATION WELL. THOSE CALLING HIM MORE PIRATE THAN MARINE MAY BE RIGHT.]

[orangeoutlaw]

[secretly feeds Adela's puppy little chunks of it anyway]

Whatever. I'd die before I looked like Jiijii.

[sheesh]

I think you're the one who has to worry about it. You already look like a box. Right?

[You're on his side, right Adela? Right right?]

[enchantressofore]

[ Ace is currently the pup's second favourite human now. He's going to keep licking at his fingers now. He luuuuuuuuurves you~ ]

[ Also don't make her pick sides. Especially when she has the least power in this conversation. ]

... I am sorry, just what exactly does his grandfather look like?

[ TOPIC CHANGE! ]

[orangeoutlaw]

Like Smoker wi....

[FULL BODY REVULSION]

NOOOO GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! [tears off. He needs something to duck his head in! Water water!

ABANDON SHIP!

ALL HANDS LOST!!]

[enchantressofore]

[ Just... Staring.

And absently holding her own dog so he doesn't go off running after Ace. She only barely registers the dog whimpering. ]

... Was it something I said...?

[justicereigns]

[Doubles over laughing...]

[THEN CHOKES AND MAKES HIMSELF SAD.]

[OH GOD NO!]

[WHAT IF HE GROWS UP INTO GARP HE WILL CRY.]

[COUGH COUGH -- HE'S OKAY, HE'LL SURVIVE!!!]

I won't ever look like him. He has no sense of being cool.

And his beard is stupid.

And and... PORTGAS WE'RE NOTHING ALIKE!

[VIOLENTLY SHAKES ACE'S SHOULDERS. MAKE HIM BELIEVE THAT IS TRUE D:<]

This is why I don't drink tea!!! [Because then they CAN NEVER BE CONFUSED FOR BEING SIMILAR. EVER.]

[enchantressofore]

[ She's just watching all of this. Watching them both act like that.

Thankfully the chair is still, but soon enough she's doubling over laughing at the two of them. Her pup thankfully had the sense to jump off of her lap because Adela has to hunch forward, holding her sides as she just laughs hard enough to cry.

Her friends are just too ridiculous for words, and this is one of the moments where she knows she'd have it no other way. ]

[orangeoutlaw]

WHOSE BEARD ARE YOU CALLING STUPID?!

[launches himself at Smoker and Haki headbutt! His beard is awesome!

The dogs start to bark and jump excitedly at the thought of a fight]

[justicereigns]

[Shakes and fights!]

IT IS NOT! AND HE HAS GIANT CATERPILLAR EYEBROWS! YOURS HAVE THE GREATEST CHANCE OF LOOKING LIKE THAT NOT MINE!

[orangeoutlaw]

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EYEBROWS UGLY BUTTFACE! [fights back!

And the dogs start barking even louder and jumping up]

[enchantressofore]

[ Adela just falls out of the chair at this point. She doesn't even care, she's laughing too hard. ]

My sides...!

[ Barely able to breathe now. ]

[justicereigns]

I do too! They're just not trying to cocoon themselves into butterflies to fly away!!!

[Glances over at Adela, a little worried, and sneakily uses some smoke to help her back into the chair when she's ready. Wasn't him. MUST HAVE BEEN THE WIND.]

[orangeoutlaw]

Bullshit! Where?! [pulls at the pudges of skin Smoker tries to call eyebrows]

[justicereigns]

QUIT PULLING OUT MY EYEBROWS JACKASS! UNLIKE YOURS IT WON'T TAKE ALL WINTER!!!

[orangeoutlaw]

YOURS WOULD BARELY TAKE A DAY!!

[he's kind of lost track of what he's accusing Smoker of but that doesn't matter.]

[enchantressofore]

[ Still dying of laughter. Every time she thinks she has a chance to breathe she breaks into another giggle-fit. ]

Ridiculous...!

[ Why are her friends so ridiculous? ]

[justicereigns]

WHO WANTS THEM TO?! STOP PLUCKING THEM! I LIKE THEM WHITE AS IT IS!

[They are setting a great example for the puppies.]

[orangeoutlaw]

[bites them instead. Well one. Om nom nom D:<]

1/2

[justicereigns]

[....]

2/2

[justicereigns]

AHHH I'M GOING TO BE EATEN BY AN IDIOT D!

[Fails and runs around like Dadan with Luffy on her head.]

[enchantressofore]

[ There are actually tears in her eyes and she's almost completely breathless by this point. Like she's trying to calm down and catch her breath but you two keep acting silly and it's hilarious and probably the hardest she's laughed ever. Also it's still pretty hot.

She's just going to try and wheel over to a shady spot with her own pup, though the other dogs seem to want to join in with the chase and bark playfully. It's hard to actually focus when she's still laughing as hard as she is. ]

[orangeoutlaw]

[glad she's enjoying herself.

Ace is too actually even though he totally forgot what they were fighting about. He locks his legs around Smoker's arms, takes his face in his hands and presses the tenderest of tender kisses to his forehead]

You are too precious for this world.

[and he'll take out his cigars and replace them with a sausage link from around his neck that's only been a bit chewed]

[justicereigns]

[Keels over and dies from being kissed by a pirate and then called precious.]

[No, really, please just call the undertaker to take him away.]

[Or let him rot there.]

[He does chew absentmindedly on the sausages though.]

[They're pretty good.]

[Smoke flavored.]

[...]

[This was partially eaten.]

[He has pirate cooties.]

[PIRATE COOTIES EVERYWHERE.]

[And thus dies all over again.]

[TRAUMATIZED FOR ALL TIME.]