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[soru]

I'd like to address the cities as a whole on an urgent matter. [ the tone of this voice is the very definition of the term 'harried'. it is very nearly drowned out by a constant, excitable uproar that could only belong to a large pack of dogs. ]

If you weren't already aware, there was a break-in at one of the major dog shelters in the area. If you haven't already collected one, or assisted in returning them to said shelter, then I graciously encourage you to do so.

On the matter of collection, I also have with me a very large group of dogs in sore need of homes or relocation. [ some of that 'harried' is joined by a healthy dose of 'desperation'. ]

Any help would be appreciated. I thank you in advance for your time.

[ please save him ]

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[orangeoutlaw]

[mule kicks his shitty shitty brother in the stomach]

[om_nom_namur]

[That shouldn't make him grin but it does. And there's a full on scuffle now. Steel your heart and your nerves, Coby. The communicator gets knocked to the floor, but kind of on its side, so he gets some rather nice, up close and personal shots of a shark type fishman repeatedly sinking his teeth into a man made of fire.

And also probably the occasional wet willy.]

[orangeoutlaw]

[he'll bite you right back! Even if his teeth aren't as sharp! It's the principle of the thing! Also have a double dorsal clap. Two hands. One dorsal. Right in the fleshy part]

[om_nom_namur]

[OUCH YOU JERK THAT'S TENDER IN THE FLESHY PARTS]

[Just for that you get a headbutt.]

[orangeoutlaw]

[stars. Man for not much head it sure is hard! He'll just stick his fingers up your nose then! Ha!]

[om_nom_namur]

[Damn it Ace he's trying to have a nice conversation with a tryhard Marine boy, is that so much to ask?]

[orangeoutlaw]

[oh right.

You saw nothing. No Ace here.

Also, dude, your nose is gross.

He wipes the snot on the carpet and then shoves Namur off him to head to the kitchen. Doop de doop de doop]

[soru]

[ wonderful, just wonderful. this is the cherry on top of the gongshow that this day is becoming.

heck ]

[om_nom_namur]

[Namur snorts, then looks up at where he left the communicator, then looks around in confusion, finally finding the thing on the floor. It's a nice closeup of his webbed hand for a moment, then he gets it aimed right.]

Sorry 'bout that. But seriously, they like super weak an' can't live in the forest no more or some shit?