Freeza Decree # 1: Proclamation of his rule over this world [Video + Action for Nova City]

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[VIDEO]

[ The first thing, the video feed shows is a face as white as bleached bone with jet black lips and eyes that are cold crimson pools that seem to bore into anyone watching this. It slowly pulls away to reveal just how alien the figure is The round dome-like head with the large shiny purple spot on the top of it like a crown. The cup-like protrusions for ears and the sleek yet muscular body complete with a long lizard tail that waves idly back and froth.

Several seconds pass in silence as the being who bears more than a slight resemblance to a certain Psychic Pokemon here contemplates his unseen audience with smug amusement, until at last he finally speaks. The voice is pleasant, soft-spoken and cultured, yet there is a sense of deep malice behind every word.]

Greetings to all the people of this world, I am Lord Freeza, the most powerful being in all existence. I was in the middle of something rather important before I abruptly found myself here... Not that I mind really, it only prolongs the inevitable for that Monkey and his Earthlings. Besides my conquering skills could use a bit of reinvigorating what with being dead for some 15 years or more.

So as of this moment, I'm the new management here and my word is law. I take it none of you have a problem with that, do you? Because if you do, please feel free to speak up.

I'd like to get the executions all done at once.

[Action]
[ You are in Nova City for whatever reason minding your own business, when a pale androgynous lizard man floats down out of the skies to land in front of you.]

Could you be ever so kind as to direct me to the current location of one Miss Weiss Schnee, writer of the introductory guide to this place and current ruler of this city? I'm here to replace her...

[His flicking prehensile tail smacks the concrete ground and makes a deep hole in it for emphasis.]

Comments

Video

[orangeoutlaw]

Piss off. Who cares who you are?

[also]

Monkey who?

[swordprincess]

[Yet another self-proclaimed "strongest being in the universe" to claim rulership in this world? Just another typical day in Genessia, it seems. Karla will gladly speak up without a beat of hesitation; her own tone is sweet and innocent.]

I'm sure you'll find that many, if not all of us, will have a problem with that. Sure, you could execute all of us, but that would render the whole "conquering" thing moot, wouldn't it?

voice;

[iridescentillusion]

[A scoff comes over the device as a double, distorted voice speaks over the device.]

Or perhaps you can return to the hole from which you crawled.

[Video]

[justicereigns]

And your laws are?

[Voice, because he sure as hell ain't broadcasting his location]

[kienzankriller]

Frieza. You won't have this place. We'll make sure of that.

Video

[koishi_komeiji]

Koishi... just stared at the newcomer. She didn't know who, or what he was, but she was going to find out. Or try anyway.

"You're really boastful Mister. What are you, exactly? Your head is a very interesting shade of purple."

[ voice ]

[ascendedbeing]

Dictators always fall one way or the other.

[ She's seen too many so-called conquerors in her time repeat history, as it were. ]

[Action]

[sarcaskick]

[ Mercury has every reason to be in Nova City - he's a mailman, after all - and while he's not one for doing favors for strangers ninety-nine percent of the time...

this guy wants to fuck up Weiss Schnee

and that's awesome. Because it's not like she has enough on her plate as it is, recently. ]

Well I can't say she'll be eager to see anyone without an appointment, buuuuuut her office isn't too far.

[voice]

[iamthehype]

[And you should know exactly who this is.]

What, the first two deaths weren't enough for you?

[It's taking an ungodly amount of patience not to just fly over there and rip him limb from limb, but there's a rational side of him that says to wait and see. If Freeza starts anything (and he probably will), then Vegeta will come rip him limb from limb.]

[That sounds like a nice idea actually. Maybe he'll do it anyway.]

Though if you're set on the idea, I'm sure I can send you back to hell.

[All for the low, low fee of being his punching bag for the afternoon! :D]

[Text]

[aurabble]

Oh my god you talk a lot.

text;

[get_dunked]

[Strongest in existence? The new management? Executions? There's only one response for that.]

*lol

[Voice, jfc 18]

[brokeyourarm]

Monkeys and Earthlings, huh? Now that sounds familiar. Though I can't recall ever hearing your name.

[She's glad this is voice, given she's being far too smug.]

I don't answer to ugly lizards.

Voice

[satori_komeiji]

"Oh dear. Another one."

An almost audible sound of exasperation. Satori wouldn't let this one get out of things without at least taking a jab at said conqueror with an ego the size of whatever world he came from. Satori's voice becomes a small, amused chuckle.

"Excuse me...Freeza, was it?"

She doesn't dare to address him as 'Lord'. And she wouldn't bow to someone this disgustingly arrogant. Who'd have thought a non-human would have more collective arrogance than any indivudual since...well, that other one.

"If you're looking to conquer this world, I suggest you get in line like everyone else. I certainly don't want trouble from you, but I've already scared off one impotent warrior-king trying to settle things by arms."

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Oh look, someone begging to be made an example of. And you would be?

[He's not going to bother answering your question about what monkeys he's talking about.]

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[All Karla's point gets is the most minor of shrugs]

Oh well, it would hardly be the first time such an occurrence happened to me.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

And here is wants to be a martyr number 2. Why are you hiding your face? Could it be that you're a coward?

[swordprincess]

Really? It must be awfully lonely then. What exactly do you gain by doing that?

[strongest_in_the_universe]

What do I gain?

[That gets him sniggering.]

Why, entertainment of course. One never gets tried of the various ways, one can make others die. And I find that planet tend to make the most lovely fireworks when you set them off...

Ask for being lonely, not all. I have quite the large army of faithful followers back in my universe.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Oh, they are very simple ones...

Obey my every command or watch as your friends and family, and then finally yourself die in agony.

[swordprincess]

Huh...

[She doesn't sound thrilled at all. She's actually disgusted.]

Back in your universe, perhaps. But you do not have your followers here. It would surely be lonely and boring without them.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[He'd never forget that voice. Freeza's face lights up with sadistic joy at what this means.]

Why if it isn't the little Earthling I popped like a balloon. I had no idea you were brought back to life as well...

And just what do you mean by we? Son Goku perhaps?

[justicereigns]

[Despite his urge to reply with "Get Fucked," even Smoker, as it turns out, has some modicum of restraint.]

I didn't ask for consequences, I asked for specific requirements. It's easy to say "Obey my every command," but if you don't make any, no one can jump around to do them, got it?

[Anon, text]

[imaginationswoes]

[She might regret asking this but...]

If you are the most powerful being in all existence then how did you die? And how were you forced here?

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Do I look like the sort of person who cares about that sort of nonsense?

[swordprincess]

You don't look like any sort of person who cares about anything.

[Being blunt as always.]