Freeza Decree # 1: Proclamation of his rule over this world [Video + Action for Nova City]

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[VIDEO]

[ The first thing, the video feed shows is a face as white as bleached bone with jet black lips and eyes that are cold crimson pools that seem to bore into anyone watching this. It slowly pulls away to reveal just how alien the figure is The round dome-like head with the large shiny purple spot on the top of it like a crown. The cup-like protrusions for ears and the sleek yet muscular body complete with a long lizard tail that waves idly back and froth.

Several seconds pass in silence as the being who bears more than a slight resemblance to a certain Psychic Pokemon here contemplates his unseen audience with smug amusement, until at last he finally speaks. The voice is pleasant, soft-spoken and cultured, yet there is a sense of deep malice behind every word.]

Greetings to all the people of this world, I am Lord Freeza, the most powerful being in all existence. I was in the middle of something rather important before I abruptly found myself here... Not that I mind really, it only prolongs the inevitable for that Monkey and his Earthlings. Besides my conquering skills could use a bit of reinvigorating what with being dead for some 15 years or more.

So as of this moment, I'm the new management here and my word is law. I take it none of you have a problem with that, do you? Because if you do, please feel free to speak up.

I'd like to get the executions all done at once.

[Action]
[ You are in Nova City for whatever reason minding your own business, when a pale androgynous lizard man floats down out of the skies to land in front of you.]

Could you be ever so kind as to direct me to the current location of one Miss Weiss Schnee, writer of the introductory guide to this place and current ruler of this city? I'm here to replace her...

[His flicking prehensile tail smacks the concrete ground and makes a deep hole in it for emphasis.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

Piss off. Who cares who you are?

[also]

Monkey who?

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Oh look, someone begging to be made an example of. And you would be?

[He's not going to bother answering your question about what monkeys he's talking about.]

[swordprincess]

[Yet another self-proclaimed "strongest being in the universe" to claim rulership in this world? Just another typical day in Genessia, it seems. Karla will gladly speak up without a beat of hesitation; her own tone is sweet and innocent.]

I'm sure you'll find that many, if not all of us, will have a problem with that. Sure, you could execute all of us, but that would render the whole "conquering" thing moot, wouldn't it?

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[All Karla's point gets is the most minor of shrugs]

Oh well, it would hardly be the first time such an occurrence happened to me.

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[iridescentillusion]

[A scoff comes over the device as a double, distorted voice speaks over the device.]

Or perhaps you can return to the hole from which you crawled.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

And here is wants to be a martyr number 2. Why are you hiding your face? Could it be that you're a coward?

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[justicereigns]

And your laws are?

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Oh, they are very simple ones...

Obey my every command or watch as your friends and family, and then finally yourself die in agony.

[Voice, because he sure as hell ain't broadcasting his location]

[kienzankriller]

Frieza. You won't have this place. We'll make sure of that.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[He'd never forget that voice. Freeza's face lights up with sadistic joy at what this means.]

Why if it isn't the little Earthling I popped like a balloon. I had no idea you were brought back to life as well...

And just what do you mean by we? Son Goku perhaps?

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[koishi_komeiji]

Koishi... just stared at the newcomer. She didn't know who, or what he was, but she was going to find out. Or try anyway.

"You're really boastful Mister. What are you, exactly? Your head is a very interesting shade of purple."

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Did you not hear me just introduce myself?

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[ascendedbeing]

Dictators always fall one way or the other.

[ She's seen too many so-called conquerors in her time repeat history, as it were. ]

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[That gets a condescending chuckle out of the space tyrant.]

Freeza is no mere dictator who relies on armies and secret police to enforce his will. He is a billion armies unto himself. The embodiment of pure overwhelming might who can never be vanquished.

[Except by Super Saiyans but he's not going to bring that up.]

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[sarcaskick]

[ Mercury has every reason to be in Nova City - he's a mailman, after all - and while he's not one for doing favors for strangers ninety-nine percent of the time...

this guy wants to fuck up Weiss Schnee

and that's awesome. Because it's not like she has enough on her plate as it is, recently. ]

Well I can't say she'll be eager to see anyone without an appointment, buuuuuut her office isn't too far.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[It good to know that there are those who will cooperate with him willingly. He let this kid live for now for that.]

Oh really? Do tell me more...

[voice]

[iamthehype]

[And you should know exactly who this is.]

What, the first two deaths weren't enough for you?

[It's taking an ungodly amount of patience not to just fly over there and rip him limb from limb, but there's a rational side of him that says to wait and see. If Freeza starts anything (and he probably will), then Vegeta will come rip him limb from limb.]

[That sounds like a nice idea actually. Maybe he'll do it anyway.]

Though if you're set on the idea, I'm sure I can send you back to hell.

[All for the low, low fee of being his punching bag for the afternoon! :D]

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[strongest_in_the_universe]

[That voice! That he would be here too was something Freeza hadn't considered.]

Vegeta...

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[aurabble]

Oh my god you talk a lot.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

The Ruler of the Universe is expected to.

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[get_dunked]

[Strongest in existence? The new management? Executions? There's only one response for that.]

*lol

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Such a profound remark.

[Voice, jfc 18]

[brokeyourarm]

Monkeys and Earthlings, huh? Now that sounds familiar. Though I can't recall ever hearing your name.

[She's glad this is voice, given she's being far too smug.]

I don't answer to ugly lizards.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Oh, a friend of theirs perhaps? You may soon come to regret the association then. Especially with such flagrant disrespect.

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[satori_komeiji]

"Oh dear. Another one."

An almost audible sound of exasperation. Satori wouldn't let this one get out of things without at least taking a jab at said conqueror with an ego the size of whatever world he came from. Satori's voice becomes a small, amused chuckle.

"Excuse me...Freeza, was it?"

She doesn't dare to address him as 'Lord'. And she wouldn't bow to someone this disgustingly arrogant. Who'd have thought a non-human would have more collective arrogance than any indivudual since...well, that other one.

"If you're looking to conquer this world, I suggest you get in line like everyone else. I certainly don't want trouble from you, but I've already scared off one impotent warrior-king trying to settle things by arms."

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[Why are there so many impudent females here?]

Quite a bold statement from one who won't even show their face to me, little girl.

[Anon, text]

[imaginationswoes]

[She might regret asking this but...]

If you are the most powerful being in all existence then how did you die? And how were you forced here?

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[Oh, she most assuredly will.]

Oh, the explanation is simple. It's be silent or be vaporized.

[not here]

[knowledgeandshadow]

[ ...But she is watching the proceedings like a hawk. ]

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[shy_mage]

[He wasn't quite like most. He wasn't good with nuances and tended to assume other people were good, and wasn't the best at following along at length.

Which made listening to the introduction of a megalomaniac a bit confusing.

He had to parse through what information he picked up on.]

Y-You're... You're really strong?

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Obviously. Would you like me to demonstrate?

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[justiceerror]

Hahh..... I think you will find that... a lot of people will have a problem with your.... declaration. Hehhaha.... aahh... I want to see what you can do, what sort of executions you will carry out.... however....

I will never listen to you- you are not my master. So yes.... I do have a problem with that....

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Pity, You are the first one here who sounds like he'd apprentice my work.

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[chicken_kun]

Nice makeup. You'll fit right in at the dance clubs, I think.

[says the guy with similar markings and a nose ring and a profound lack of good sense. Of all the people Bartolomeo decides to troll, he's picked the wrong one]

Get in line, buddy. Girlie? Whatever. Get in line, lots of us got designs on our little piece of turf.

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[soru]

[ here buddy, have a hissing, harried little voice over the comm, like he's hoping mr. chameleoverlord over there won't notice ]

What do you think you're doing?

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[fade_to_black]

[Okay, not much is surprising the young Faunus these days, but this...she blinks a few times in surprise. Replace? Weiss? Did he just make a huge pot hole?]

You know you just damaged city property, right? And I don't recall Weiss stepping down from her position.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Ask me if I care honestly.

[The space lizard tyrant form the stars hovers off the ground and a faint purple aura like flames all around him]

Think of it as a hostile takeover.

[Video]

[nevertrulyalone]

[This time, the video feed shows another alien. Curiously, he seems to lack a nose and a mouth, and his eyes are glowing bright blue.]

You enter a realm you know nothing about and immediately proclaim yourself as its ruler?

[There seems to be no obvious point where his voice is coming from. In addition, it comes with a slight echo effect.]

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[strongest_in_the_universe]

[Oh good, he was greeting tired of seeing mostly Earthlings. The lack of nose and a mouth doesn't phase Freeza at all. He's seen weirder.]

Is that not whatever empire-builder in history has done? Conquer lands and people they often know nothing about expect that they are strong enough to crush them? Which really, is often the only vital thing that matters.

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[om_nom_namur]

Dude. Calm yer balls an' have a drink. Damn.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Balls? Clarify what you mean by that.

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[proud_knight_king]

And so another person believes they can be a power-hungry dictator with no fear.


Pathetic. All you invite upon yourself is the ire of the rest of us. And one who has died before can easily die again.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Does a dinosaur worry about the ire of ants? Of course not. And that is what you all are to me, ants.

Also, don't expect being a female will grant you a less unpleasant death at my hands.

[He added that last part just to be a sexist jerk on purpose]

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[sugarcar]

[A yawn.] Booooooo-ring! You could at least be a little more over-the-top with yer 'world domination' shtick. Yer too 'to th' point'! An' I don't think someone who's th' 'most powerful being in all of existence' [Said with a slightly childish mocking tone-] woulda been dead for fifteen years. I mean, if somethin' killed ya, how would ya be th' strongest?

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Ah, children... Always speaking their minds and never realizing how fatal that can be...

[stairsbro]

sorry that lord of the universe position is occupied
leave your resume with the secretary

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Cute, you can be... (He thinks over how many people here he already decided to kill.) number 7 on the execution list.

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[rulerofme]

I'd join the chorus of refuting your claims of being the new "management" of this place, but so many have already beaten me to it.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[Freeza just shakes his head in mild exasperation.]

So many ignorant fools lining up to die. When your occupation is the subjugation of countless star systems and the genocide of resisting natives, one grows accustomed to it.