Public "Notice" Around Genessia, Nova, and Fayren

[om_nom_namur]

[A notice is posted in various bars and pubs around Genessia, Nova, and Fayren- or on lamp posts just outside, if said bar or pub's owner is a dick. It reads as follows:]

WANTED
Badass Woman
Willing to Not Look the Part
Willing to Accept Dangerous Task
$$$ Compensation Upon Completion $$$
[Interested Parties Contact 555-248-8888]

[OOC: or... you know. Comment here. 'S all good.]

Comments

[swordprincess]

[Here's a woman who's curious. She doesn't look too badass, does she? She'll contact the number given and inquire about it at least.]

Hello? Exactly what kind of "dangerous work" will this entail?

[lazyjustice]

Maa-- this sounds suspicious. [as soon as he finishes speaking he realizes perhaps he could have had Tashigi or Coby do the spy work for him. Oh well. At least he hadn't bothered with a falsetto.]

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[om_nom_namur]

Gettin' kidnapped and stayin' 'live long 'nuff for me t' sniff out the bastard that done it.

[om_nom_namur]

Shady as hell, but 's all in the name a justice so that makes it a'ight in yer book don't it?

Re: Private Video

[swordprincess]

[She can't help chuckling at that. Like, really?]

...Wait...a real kidnapping? Is it a specific person you're after?

[It almost sounds like some kind of game...]

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[om_nom_namur]

Real as the teeth in my face, sweetheart.

[Namur grins, showing off several rows of razor sharp chompers.]

Gone t' some a the places where people seen shit happenin' but I ain't been able t' pick up the right trails without knowin' which'ns I wanna follow 'forehand. So I gotta get someone kidnapped whose scent I know. Ain't gotta 'splain why I'm lookin' for badass 'maids that don't look the part now, do I?

Re: Private Video

[swordprincess]

[She puzzles some more. She might have an idea where he's coming from...]

Well...no...but is this about those disappearances discussed in the newspaper? Are you sure that those people are being kidnapped?

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[om_nom_namur]

Naw this is differnt. Took this job 'fore the newspaper came out.

....

Though now that y' mention it, them other'ns might muck up the plan entirely. Shit.

Re: Private Video

[swordprincess]

Hmm. So what will you do? What was the original job?

[Video]

[koishi_komeiji]

When the screen flickered on, an adorable floating girl appeared. Oh my god she was so tiny.

"What is this all about? It sounds risky."

voice....I guess

[lazyjustice]

The name of Justice is not a catchall term that entitles you to do what you want. [rests his chin on his fist]

Maybe I should tag along anyway.

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[orangeoutlaw]

Is this actually gonna get you a date?

[because dude...dude

...that's the smartest thing he's ever heard]

voice;

[om_nom_namur]

Ain't jus' doin' whatever the hell, though. Ain't y' heard? Yer talkin' t' the most badass Hero a Everglade. Sheheheheh!

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[om_nom_namur]

Well, if someone else ain't snatched it up, maybe whoever I hire can take the bounty, then we do 'em both, an' get paid double!

[Private Video]

[om_nom_namur]

[Namur responds with a private line, just in case.]

It is risky, sweetheart. Got a kidnapper on the run. Wanna find where they're hidin' everyone, so I need someone t' definitely get caught, an' then I can follow their scent t' the bastard's hideout. Thing is, they might be rapin' or killin' peeps, catch me, so I don't wanna send jus' anyone in that's gonna get hurt.

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[om_nom_namur]

Probly several [haaa] but that ain't what I'm divin' at with the poster. Need a li'l help with a bounty's all. An' we ain't got none a our cute sisters 'round t' ask so I gotta find badass babes a differnt way.

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[orangeoutlaw]

Let me help with one, bro! [because hunting with Namur? Hell yeah!] I'm not a girl but I bet I'd look cute in a dress. [wink! though he's not going to wear one not even for your sake]

voice;

[lazyjustice]

To what end?

[he doesn't expect a pirate to be so forward with their plans, but who knows?]

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[om_nom_namur]

Once I'm done with this'n maybe we'll tackle the bastard killin' their neighbors as sacrifices.

Re: Private Video

[swordprincess]

All right...so if I take this job, I would let myself get kidnapped, then you'd track my scent and rescue me? How can you be so sure that they would kidnap me?

[It still sounds like a stage play in her mind...]

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[orangeoutlaw]

What the hell, Namur? Why is something like that happening?

voice;

[om_nom_namur]

Oh, what, y' gotta have a shitty reason t' wanna be a hero now? Maybe I got converted in pseudo-Marine school.

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[om_nom_namur]

Uh, well, might take awhile... But seriously, cute li'l 'maid jus' chillin' 'lone in Everglade after dark's askin' for shit t' happen. An' I know 'round 'bout where all the peeps that's gone missin' went missin' from, so, y' know. Bait fishin' ain't 'zactly a precise science. Sometimes y' stick a lure for a shark an' wind up with an eel, y' know?

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[om_nom_namur]

[He shrugs, big time.]

I'unno. But it ain't as frequent as the kidnappin', so I'mma bust that bastard first, then wreck the dumbass with a weird religion.

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[orangeoutlaw]

Let me know when you're going. I'll try not to steal your thunder but even just hearing about this guy is pissing me off.

[which might be obvious]