Public "Notice" Around Genessia, Nova, and Fayren

[om_nom_namur]

[A notice is posted in various bars and pubs around Genessia, Nova, and Fayren- or on lamp posts just outside, if said bar or pub's owner is a dick. It reads as follows:]

WANTED
Badass Woman
Willing to Not Look the Part
Willing to Accept Dangerous Task
$$$ Compensation Upon Completion $$$
[Interested Parties Contact 555-248-8888]

[OOC: or... you know. Comment here. 'S all good.]

Comments

[swordprincess]

[Here's a woman who's curious. She doesn't look too badass, does she? She'll contact the number given and inquire about it at least.]

Hello? Exactly what kind of "dangerous work" will this entail?

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[om_nom_namur]

Gettin' kidnapped and stayin' 'live long 'nuff for me t' sniff out the bastard that done it.

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[swordprincess]

[She can't help chuckling at that. Like, really?]

...Wait...a real kidnapping? Is it a specific person you're after?

[It almost sounds like some kind of game...]

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[om_nom_namur]

Real as the teeth in my face, sweetheart.

[Namur grins, showing off several rows of razor sharp chompers.]

Gone t' some a the places where people seen shit happenin' but I ain't been able t' pick up the right trails without knowin' which'ns I wanna follow 'forehand. So I gotta get someone kidnapped whose scent I know. Ain't gotta 'splain why I'm lookin' for badass 'maids that don't look the part now, do I?

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[swordprincess]

[She puzzles some more. She might have an idea where he's coming from...]

Well...no...but is this about those disappearances discussed in the newspaper? Are you sure that those people are being kidnapped?

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[om_nom_namur]

Naw this is differnt. Took this job 'fore the newspaper came out.

....

Though now that y' mention it, them other'ns might muck up the plan entirely. Shit.

[lazyjustice]

Maa-- this sounds suspicious. [as soon as he finishes speaking he realizes perhaps he could have had Tashigi or Coby do the spy work for him. Oh well. At least he hadn't bothered with a falsetto.]

[om_nom_namur]

Shady as hell, but 's all in the name a justice so that makes it a'ight in yer book don't it?

voice....I guess

[lazyjustice]

The name of Justice is not a catchall term that entitles you to do what you want. [rests his chin on his fist]

Maybe I should tag along anyway.

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[om_nom_namur]

Ain't jus' doin' whatever the hell, though. Ain't y' heard? Yer talkin' t' the most badass Hero a Everglade. Sheheheheh!

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[lazyjustice]

To what end?

[he doesn't expect a pirate to be so forward with their plans, but who knows?]

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[om_nom_namur]

Oh, what, y' gotta have a shitty reason t' wanna be a hero now? Maybe I got converted in pseudo-Marine school.

[Video]

[koishi_komeiji]

When the screen flickered on, an adorable floating girl appeared. Oh my god she was so tiny.

"What is this all about? It sounds risky."

[Private Video]

[om_nom_namur]

[Namur responds with a private line, just in case.]

It is risky, sweetheart. Got a kidnapper on the run. Wanna find where they're hidin' everyone, so I need someone t' definitely get caught, an' then I can follow their scent t' the bastard's hideout. Thing is, they might be rapin' or killin' peeps, catch me, so I don't wanna send jus' anyone in that's gonna get hurt.

(Meant it to be private from the start. derp)

[koishi_komeiji]

"Oh. Well I'm a youkai. I'm a monster myself. So I could help out if you wanted. I am also very tiny and weak looking. But I'm not actually tiny and weak. I look like this partly because I like it and partly because it makes humans feel a bit more secure around me."

At 4'2" in height and somewhat scrawny at a glance, saying she looked "tiny and weak" was an understatement.

(lol no prob!)

[om_nom_namur]

Go 'round disguised as a human, huh? Whatcha look like for real?

[koishi_komeiji]

"Well... Not DRASTICALLY different. It's more of an in-person subtlety thing since I'm still a humanoid youkai. I just try to make myself look cuter since humans don't try to kill you with farm tools if you're cute."

[Private Video]

[om_nom_namur]

[Aww. And there he was imagining a giant thing with red skin, big pointy teeth and wicked horns.]

Gotcha sweetheart. 'S a thing 'maids do a lot if they make their way up t' the surface, too. An' what the hell's up with humans an' killin' people with farm tools, huh? Shit.

Anyway, so outta curiosity, if y' do get kidnapped an' shit gets deep an' I ain't got there yet, how'd y' deal with it?

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[orangeoutlaw]

Is this actually gonna get you a date?

[because dude...dude

...that's the smartest thing he's ever heard]

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[om_nom_namur]

Probly several [haaa] but that ain't what I'm divin' at with the poster. Need a li'l help with a bounty's all. An' we ain't got none a our cute sisters 'round t' ask so I gotta find badass babes a differnt way.

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[orangeoutlaw]

Let me help with one, bro! [because hunting with Namur? Hell yeah!] I'm not a girl but I bet I'd look cute in a dress. [wink! though he's not going to wear one not even for your sake]

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[om_nom_namur]

Once I'm done with this'n maybe we'll tackle the bastard killin' their neighbors as sacrifices.

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[orangeoutlaw]

What the hell, Namur? Why is something like that happening?

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[secretshoujoart]

Is this an actual dangerous job or like a modeling job?

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[om_nom_namur]

Acshully dangerus

Who the hell posts a modeling job that looks liek that?