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[lazyjustice]

And so, my friends, it is that time once again.

Lay your troubles at my door and let Auntie soothe your worried spirits.

I am here, my friends.

I am listening.

[he is also bored]

[in any case, at the bottom and signed with a flourish is the word:]

Auntie

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Anon for once

[justicereigns]

Dear Auntie,

Lately I haven't been able to sleep and I'm getting headaches. Perhaps it wouldn't be so bad if I don't sleep alone, but I'm worried it might train my dog improperly and spoil her instead of keeping her a serious guard. On top of which, I usually have a rule that I don't let anyone sleep in my bed if I don't have sex with them, and I'm not about to fuck my dog. But if I break the rule, it might set a bad precedent for others. Are some rules just destined to be broken, or is this one to be upheld?

Sincerely,
Rule-Breaker

Anon

[lazyjustice]

My, my, my dearest Rule-Breaker,

There are some things that Auntie simply does not want to know!

[Unless you are a beautiful woman-- but he's not going to risk finding out who this really is]

But since I do know now I am not sure what to do with it. Some good strong tea may help.

In regards to your problem, are the 'others' you refer to dogs? If so, train accordingly. If people, well they are not dogs and so I fail to see the problem. Simply don't allow them to sleep with you-- unless of course you are feeling lonely and so one dog would certainly not break the rule.

Whether the rule is to be broken or upheld is largely up to you, I'm afraid. You are the maker of your own destiny or downfall in this area. If you are lonely perhaps get a stuffed animal or seek a lover.


[ he will not ask for measurements and availability. if he were not the auntie alas. And it could be a man and Kuzan does not want to stew in that pot]

I suppose you could also have the dog sleep beside your bed or perhaps sleep on the floor yourself?

In any case, I wish you the best of luck in resolving your problems.

Kindest regards,

Auntie