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NEWSPAPER - BIWEEKLY EDITION
[Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]
[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: Airy Miller, Nagisa Hazuki, Sun Wukong, Android 18, Tiara, Xander, Tsukihito Yukimura, Shiemi Moriyama.]
Everglade's Mysterious Vigilante Appears! Crime? Mr. Snuffles Snuffs it Out!
A recent new vigilante has shown up and basically accused anyone who isn't him of not taking care of the city, even though there are a few key points that he seemed to have missed.
1. Fai's actions actually resulted in the changes to the laws in Everglade that now give humans a right to defend themselves just as much as non-humans have a right to hunt for food. Sure, he probably didn't plan on the criminals all being let go, but that's another matter entirely. Half of them shouldn't have been in there in the first place.
2. Non-humans do have rights too, and many of them are incapable of eating foods that aren't human. No one would be mad if human beings were mass-hunting sentient chickens and humans would be complaining if they weren't allowed to because the only thing else to eat were foods that were poisonous to them, like that bad part of the blowfish.
3. The barrier will go down if everything is safe and happy and hunkydory in Everglade, so lol get over it it's a couple of people who are a part of the food chain or everyone here.
4. Anyone talking like that past the sixth grade is either really really dumb or has some kind of disorder where they can't grow up and has no business fighting crime.
5. About the crimespree: The majority of the crime in Everglade after the release is likely due to a small portion of the city's criminals who are very loud and obnoxious and can't keep their urges in their pants for 20 minutes, not all of the criminals. In fact, the majority of the imprisoned in Everglade were actually victims of the previous Guardian's anti-necromancy laws and then self-defenses cases from the curfew. The others are what bounty hunters are for, there's no need for vigilantism. In fact, I'm 99% sure it's just as illegal. Oops, Mr. Snuffles.
As you can see, chances are that the new vigilante is more into making snuff films of non-humans than actual justice. Couple that with his known speech patterns and demeanor, Mr. Snuffles is the only appropriate name. He's been officially registered as a bounty under that name in Everglade. Watch out, Genessia! Don't let Mr. Snuffles snuff your sense of justice out!
Encounter with the Everglade vigilante
To be honest, I'm not even sure why I'm writing this. This is honestly one of the most traumatic things I've ever gone through. I guess it's because I hope that somehow, it helps catch this sicko
To start out, me and my friend are both werewolves. Yes, that means we can eat humans, but we never did. We knew it was wrong, and never acted on the impulse. Sometimes we teased or made threats but it was just to scare people or joke around, you know? By now everyone knows Everglade's barrier is built on fear, and I guess we thought we were helping out.
That night we were in a pretty secluded alleyway. He'd just got off work and we were walking home, shooting the breeze. I asked him where he wanted to eat, and he made some bad joke like "how about the orphanage?" or something. Around that time, we both sensed something, or someone. Werewolf senses are really acute, but even then, it was faint.
We kept walking, when suddenly, my friend just fell over. Before I could even turn around to see what was wrong, I heard this sickening snapping noise. His jaw was ripped right off his face. Then I heard this voice, this childish, mocking voice. It said, "If ya can't use yer mouth properly, maybe ya shouldn't use it at all!"
I didn't see him. I couldn't even smell him. I couldn't even move. I tried to get away, but somehow I was paralyzed. Apparently this psycho overheard our conversation, and took it to heart. Then I heard this scraping sound, and my eyes, the only part of me I could move, saw my friend's flesh being scraped off his bones.
Then he started talking to me. I don't remember what he said, but it was something like "so you monsters think it's funny to eat people, huh? Or maybe you think you have to to survive? Let's test that." Then I felt something really sharp point into my throat. It drew blood the moment it touched me, but I still couldn't see the weapon or the guy holding it. Then he laid out the rules for his sick game.
"Here's the deal: I'm gonna feed you yer friend, okie-dokie? And if you don't eat every last bite, I'll kill ya. In other words, you have to eat another person to survive. Should be easy for ya, right?"
I wish he were joking. He wasn't. Something grabbed my jaw and forced it open, and he shoved the pieces of my friend he took off into my mouth. I tried to resist, but it was useless. I don't know how, but he worked my body like a puppet. He moved my jaw, massaged my throat, and everything other torturous thing you can imagine to make me eat the guy I'd known since college.
I tried to scream, or spit it out, or run, but my body only moved when he wanted it to. Worse, he kept talking in that horrible voice, saying these twisted things like "down the hatch" or "choo choo", or "if you don't eat your dinner, you won't get dessert!" He scooped out my friend's eyeballs and shoved them towards mine.
The only relief I got was when I threw up. Then I could actually start talking. I begged him to stop, then tried to scream, but before I finished my mouth locked up again. He took my vomit, made me eat that too, and kept going.
I don't know how long this lasted. Five, maybe ten minutes, but it felt like an eternity of hell. When it was over with, all I could move were my eyes. He said, "So, how did that feel? Not so funny, huh? Maybe you'll think twice before you laugh at the idea of eating people." I still couldn't see him, but I heard a noise like lifting a tablecloth, and could tell he was gone. My friend vanished with him. A few minutes later I could move, but I didn't see a single trace. No blood, no fur, nothing. It was like he was never there. I threw up again in the nearest garbage can, then ran as fast as I could.
I can't begin to describe the shame. The pure revulsion I felt as I was forced to do something I'll never live down. The horror, wondering when this guy would kill me too. But I guess that would've been a mercy, letting me die. Truth be told, suicide is looking pretty tempting after all that.
I guess he wanted to make a point. Please, Guardians, anyone, stop this vigilante. I've lived in Everglade my entire life, and I've never seen anything as demented as what I had to live through. I'm begging you, bring him in before he hurts anyone else.
Summer’s End
Summer is coming to an end in just a few short weeks. So stores are already starting up their Summer Sales. If you are interested in getting some summer clothes that might have been too expensive for you previously, not is the time to hit the stores!
Some stores have already gotten a jump on their Fall clothing as well. So be sure to prepare for the coming season. This year might be a particularly cold one. The polar opposite of the warm Summer that we just had.
Culinary Decimation
The Chicken Lounge in Nova City is now under new management. It has been reported that Ryo Kurokiba, owner of Nakiba, challenged the Chicken Lounge to a contest where the business itself was wagered. The workers of the Lounge served as judges and after putting his own dish up against theirs, Ryo’s came out on top.
When interviewed after the battle, asking what they were going to do with it, Ryo simply stated that he believes Alice Nakiri might want to use the restaurant space for storage. Ryo himself seemed completely disinterested in answering any further questions and continued on his way.
Alice Nakiri along with Ryo Kurokiba are both chefs at Nakiba. Their food is critically acclaimed and they are viewed as the top restaurant in Nova City. And likely other ones as well.
A reoccurring section of the Newspaper where people write in reviews or critiques of business or other services. Want to submit your own review to end up in the paper? Go here!
Business/Service: The Dancing Donner
City: Fayren
Review Title: Awful experience
I really don't like the atmosphere of this place. Their bar food is lousy too.
Rating: ★★☆☆☆
Business/Service: Amagi Inn
City: Genessia
Review Title: Good place
Comfort at it's finest! We had a girls night out and stayed here. We are going to try to do it every month now.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Business/Service: CCC Company
City: Attleton
Review Title: Terrible terrible.
I hired them to put in 256 square feet room. I measured today and the room is only 254 square feet room. I think I deserve a full refund!
Rating: ★☆☆☆☆
Business/Service: The Lucky Horseshoe
City: Fayren
Review Title: Finest Stable
Not a bad place. I leave my horse here often and never have a problem.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Business/Service: Nova Trade Academy
City: Nova City
Review Title: A+ School
Would recommend this place for anyone pursuing higher education. Got snapped up by Aster Technology as soon as I graduated!
Rating: ★★★★★
A new section in the paper that will probably only appear when the Horoscope writer isn't feeling lazy.
| Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer |
| You may be worried about a family member, or close friend today. You are probably not sure how to help them, or if indeed you should help them at all. You may not have been able to sleep last night, or could find it difficult to sleep tonight, as many dreams and concerns interrupt your usual pattern. Energy Level: 3 Stress Level: 5 Love Level: 1 Best sign for Romance: Virgo Passion Level: 1 Best sign for Passion: Taurus Today's Themes: Change - Regeneration - Passion | There are two possibilities today which may affect you. The first is that others will turn to you for advice and leadership during an argument, or a protest of some kind. The second, is that you and your colleagues/friends are involved in a protest that will quickly be noticed by a superior. It's likely that they will do what is good for the company, or for the group... which could both benefit you, or leave you empty handed, depending on your situation. It will all work out in the end, however. | Be careful that you do not allow a stubborn attitude to alienate you from your goals today. Energy Level: 5 Stress Level: 5 Love Level: 1 Best sign for Romance: Cancer Passion Level: 1 Best sign for Passion: Leo Today's Themes: Communication - Intellectual pursuits | Some rapid changes and progress will be made today, and some important offers and options will open up to you as a result of this. It's up to you to decide which way to go. You'll feel as if you're at a crossroad, with lots of directions to choose from. Try to calm yourself, and make an informed and wise decision, because the rapid changes could confuse you, and interfere with your normal thought processes. Energy Level: 2 Stress Level: 1 Love Level: 1 Best sign for Romance: Pisces Passion Level: 1 Best sign for Passion: Pisces Today's Themes: Work - Health |
| Leo | Virgo | Libra | Scorpio |
Your personal interests are strong at the moment. You are very attractive at the moment, and people are taking note. Singles will have a great time, many of whom are in search of love (and may even travel to make it happen). Couples will expand their social circle. | This is a powerful day for love and relationships. Your charms are much stronger than usual, and you are turning heads all over the place! For those in a relationship, your passion is high, and your partner may feel blown away by how forward you are today. All of your relationships are being redefined today, for the better. Energy Level: 4 Stress Level: 2 Love Level: 2 Best sign for Romance: Capricorn Passion Level: 2 Best sign for Passion: Capricorn Today's Themes: Home - Family - Relatives | It's a much better day today, as many options and fun times come your way. However, you could be faced with a moment where you need to choose between dwelling on a sad moment, or moving on and making the most of things. However, it will be a positive day, despite any negative moments, because the universe wants you to realise that every cloud has a silver lining! Energy Level: 4 Stress Level: 3 Love Level: 3 Best sign for Romance: Capricorn Passion Level: 5 Best sign for Passion: Aquarius Today's Themes: Spirituality - Subconscious - Secrets | For many of you, Love's theme of late has been about change and adaptation. Many changes are still taking place in your love life, but mostly in your attitudes towards love and relationships. Today should see the toughest step being taken. Energy Level: 2 Stress Level: 3 Love Level: 5 Best sign for Romance: Libra Passion Level: 2 Best sign for Passion: Virgo Today's Themes: Self-image - Sensuality |
| Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces |
| Money seems like less of a problem at the moment, but it can't seem to help you with a particular problem or delay. Despite this, it seems that money is causing some headaches... that is, it's not that you need MORE money, it's more a case of being a little too cautious with it. Budgeting is great, but every budget should include some freedom and fun. Energy Level: 1 Stress Level: 1 Love Level: 2 Best sign for Romance: Aries Passion Level: 4 Best sign for Passion: Sagittarius Today's Themes: Change - Regeneration - Passion | There are two possibilities today. One is that you're unable to share, and that it could end up causing problems for you that you didn't expect. The other is that you're getting what you want, but you're ignoring some other important aspect of your life or the things that are important to you. | This should prove to be quite an amazing month for you. Your energy is very high, and so is your enthusiasm. You are able to do what you want, and create the kind of environment you desire. Energy Level: 4 Stress Level: 2 Love Level: 5 Best sign for Romance: Pisces Passion Level: 3 Best sign for Passion: Gemini Today's Themes: Travel - Philosophy - Religion - Education | Some of your relationships may have been a little tense recently, but things are beginning to become clearer for you. That is, your relationships are being redefined, and you're learning things about your own needs, and their needs. Some relationships will not last, however, some will weather the storm. They may not become stronger, but they will be better understood by you, which is exactly what you need at the moment. You need to know where you stand with them. Energy Level: 4 Stress Level: 5 Love Level: 5 Best sign for Romance: Cancer Passion Level: 2 Best sign for Passion: Cancer Today's Themes: Change - Regeneration - Passion |
Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!
Garden Bistro: The Garden Bistro is currently hiring for the following positions. Wait Staff, Hosts.
Genessia City Hospital: The Genessia City Hospital is currently hiring for the following positions. Doctors, Nurses, Hospital Administrator, Secretary, Receptionist.
Cat's Eye Cafe: The Cat's Eye Cafe in Genessia City is hiring Chefs and Wait Staff.
Bright Sky Diner: A 1930s feeling diner in Genessia City. They are currently hiring Wait Staff and Hosts.
Hamete Strip Mall: is always looking for some part time Store Sale Clerks, so why not set up a store and have a ball in the strip mall.
CCC Company: A construction, carpentry and cleaning company in Attleton. They are currently hiring Construction Workers, Carpenters and Maids.
Nova City Pool Emporium: Want a pool for your place or want a job working on pools then this is the place for you. They are currently looking for a Pool Architect and Pool Construction Workers.
Nova City Elementary: This Elementary School in Nova City is currently hiring Teachers and Teaching Assistants.
[ OOC: ATTENTION! Please note that due to large volume of hiring positions, the ones advertised in the newspaper will rotate from now on unless the player specifically requests the position to be included in the newspaper. Thank you! Additionally, if a name is not listed, you do not need to contact anyone's player to apply for the job, simply comment the employment page. Any place of business with a name is owned by a character and you will need to plot your character's addition to the business with that character's player or have it in a thread. ]
A list of bounties being offered throughout all five cities. Generally only one bounty is offered per-paper for each city, but sometimes multiple bounties are offered. Help the community and get criminals off the street at the same time.
Genessia City
Midnight Vandals – The company Primal Ventures has been coming into their office every morning to find the place completely trashed. It seems someone is sneaking in over night to do it. The cameras don’t pick up anything because they are being disabled. A level 2 payment is being offered to anyone that can stop this.
Nova City
Casting - A serial killer has been kidnapping people and murdering them by coating their bodies in liquid metal. Once it hardens, he puts their bodies on display somewhere in the city. A level 3 payment is being offered for their capture.
Everglade
Stoned - A hellish creature has killed several people over the last few days by turning them into stone. It's unknown how it accomplishes this, but a level 2 payment is being offered to anyone that can stop it.
Mr. Snuffles - A mysterious childish vigilante who likes to snuff out justice just as much as he snuffs out his victims. Offering level 3 payment for his capture.
Fayren
God Given
- Mages claiming to be imbued with the powers of Deities have been running amok in Fayren over the last few days. They refer to themselves as the Obsidian Tribe. A level 3 payment is being offered for the capture of each member.Elyon:
Claims to be imbued with the power of Zaphena, the Goddess of Earth. Has the magic ability to manipulate and bend the Earth to her will. Has sank a small village into the ground because she said Zaphena desired that spot to be cleansed. Wyninn:
[Special Note: Only one claim per Obsidian Tribe member allowed. In your bounty claim, list the name of the person that your Character will be pursuing. Obsidian Tribe members team up all the time, so two players can knock their bounties out together in one log if they want the members that they claimed to team up.]
Attleton
Armed And Dangerous - In Attleton, a man has robbed several businesses after hours as the money is all being collected. A level 1 payment is being offered to anyone that can catch this criminal.
Genessia City
August 28th - September 11th
Attleton
August 28th - September 11th
Everglade
August 28th - September 11th
Fayren
August 28th - September 11th
Nova City
August 28th - September 11th
[ OOC: Want to submit anything to the newspaper? Reply to this comment with the subject line as your title and include any information you want to be sure is in next Sunday's newspaper! This includes news, gossip, singles ads, business advertisements, job listings, bounties, and anything else you want in the newspaper.
FOR BOUNTIES: Reply to this comment with either a claim or a log (every 3 claims must include a log). Feel free to team up, or even fail to deliver the bounty. Please note that whoever goes after the bounty is in charge of writing the NPCs involved,but feel free to ask the mod for any tips if you like. First come first serve on claims unless you haven't turned in a log for every 3 bounties. To check your current bonuses or log submission status, view the bounty tracker spreadsheet. ]
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After Action report!
"Apologies for wasting the law's time; this was but the punchline to a practical joke. Thanks, as always, for being the straight man.
Sincerely,
Ted."