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[punsofmisery]

[ there's a disgruntled not-god sitting with an adorable outfit on. he's even got a crown of plastic yellow flowers on his head. he's sitting at a table with a black cloth in a dimly lit room and he has cards spread out in front of him as well as a zodiac wheel ]

Do I really have to do this? This is really embarrassing...

--No, I get it. As long as everyone is in the next room.

[ he looks down, half mumbling ]

........... Come by Aphrodite's Love Matching and Arcade for a special love reading. You'll have your love life read by the stars. The first ten customers will have a free reading.

[ he pauses and looks up, looking at someone beside the camera ]

These flowers are itchy...

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[02crusnikabel]

[Have priest who is very curious. He seems laid back for the most part. And the other man seems very uncomfortable in that get-up.]

You said free? I don't suppose you want to be compensated?

[punsofmisery]

No, my employer has said that it is a free offer... At least to increase business, I believe.

Love isn't always on the up... [ he trails off, looking down. no stop, no puns ]

[02crusnikabel]

Oh I see. Well, I would have pay you for having one.

[The friendly priest smiled. He seems pretty kind and open minded.]

Well, I'm curious and open minded. What's in the stars for me if you don't mind reading me?

[swordprincess]

...A love reading?

[Karla has no idea why she's so curious, since she's never had any luck with the blind dates and random partners in the past. And don't even get her started on that blasted "escape room date."]

I think I should give it a try...

[punsofmisery]

Great. You can visit or - better yet - I can do the reading for you from here.

[swordprincess]

Well, I'm not exactly sure where your place is, so doing it from here will be fine.

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[innocent_royal]

"Pardon my asking, but how does this work?"

[She may be interested in having her fortune told, even if she is 13.]

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[punsofmisery]

I go by your zodiac sign and will give you a reading from that on your love life. But... You seem a little underaged for that...

I can give you a reading on your social life instead.

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[innocent_royal]

[Just social? That's disappointing. Oh well, still a learning experience.]

"Very well, I will take a reading on my social life."

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[im_gonna_heal_u]

Love matching?

[ Konoka's eyes are lit up like Christmas trees. ]

Please, tell me more!

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[punsofmisery]

Are you interested? I just need to know your birthday.

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[im_gonna_heal_u]

I definitely am! My birthday is March 18th!

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[imaginationswoes]

I haven't had a great experiance with Aphrodite's Love Matching. Do you work there now?

[She's curious considering he said he makes people unhappy. It doesn't make a lot of sense to Airy and she's a little worried about him.]

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[punsofmisery]

I do, though I just recently started.

What happened? If you don't mind my asking.

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[sonicosuper]

*This has pinged Sonico's interest all right, though she looks plenty shy and is rather quiet when she talks*

I'm quite curious... How much is the reading, if the free ones have run out?

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[punsofmisery]

...Honestly, I don't know. I would have to ask but I don't mind doing a free reading for you.

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[orlokbutterfly]

[Ugh, that love arcade place again. He might be squinting a little at the screen... and will choose not to make a comment about that ridiculous outfit. Yet.]

I dunno, is this whole thing gonna involve being locked in a room with an underage kid again?

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[punsofmisery]

....... [ he stares for a second ]

Why would that happen?

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[bergkatze]

Ha!

[A bright pink haired girly boy appears on the screen and blows a rasberry at the toga wearing love-love person the screen.]

GHEY!

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[punsofmisery]

...It's white, not gray.

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[graduations]

Hades-san, tell me when you're on your 11th customer, alright? I want to stop by, but I don't want to take away someone else's freebie.

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[punsofmisery]

Yours would be free anyway, Kusanagi-san. I wouldn't charge you.

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[supurrior]

[Kuroneko's clearly not impressed with this outfit, and she's not interested with this love reading crap. Normally she would roll her eyes and move on, but something catches her interest.]

Is there an actual arcade here?

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[punsofmisery]

I believe so. There are lots of people who come here for the arcade.

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[song_princess]

[Bird head-tilt]

Love reading? What is a love reading?