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[punsofmisery]

[ there's a disgruntled not-god sitting with an adorable outfit on. he's even got a crown of plastic yellow flowers on his head. he's sitting at a table with a black cloth in a dimly lit room and he has cards spread out in front of him as well as a zodiac wheel ]

Do I really have to do this? This is really embarrassing...

--No, I get it. As long as everyone is in the next room.

[ he looks down, half mumbling ]

........... Come by Aphrodite's Love Matching and Arcade for a special love reading. You'll have your love life read by the stars. The first ten customers will have a free reading.

[ he pauses and looks up, looking at someone beside the camera ]

These flowers are itchy...

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[02crusnikabel]

[Have priest who is very curious. He seems laid back for the most part. And the other man seems very uncomfortable in that get-up.]

You said free? I don't suppose you want to be compensated?

[punsofmisery]

No, my employer has said that it is a free offer... At least to increase business, I believe.

Love isn't always on the up... [ he trails off, looking down. no stop, no puns ]

[02crusnikabel]

Oh I see. Well, I would have pay you for having one.

[The friendly priest smiled. He seems pretty kind and open minded.]

Well, I'm curious and open minded. What's in the stars for me if you don't mind reading me?

[punsofmisery]

I can't accept any payment. I'd rather you just keep it.

[ he gives a nod, looking at the wheel first in front of him ] When is your birth date?

[02crusnikabel]

[Abel doesn't remember his birthday, being a 957 year old vampire. So he just stick to one of his choice.]

It's December, but I don't remember the exact date.

[punsofmisery]

December... Would you say it's early in the month or later?

Are you usually this calm and collected? Are you worried about success or do you want success?

[02crusnikabel]

[Abel looks thoughtful]

I would say earlier, because I do remember it's before Christmas. I would say yes to all accounts.

[punsofmisery]

Hmm, I'm going to guess that you're a Sagitarrius since it's before Christmas. You seem like you're curious and more extroverted in some instances. I'm a Capricorn. Though we do share the laidback trait...there are still differences between the centaur archer and the sea-goat.

[ he'll reach down and look at his cards now ] ...We're past the spring, so that information has fallen to the wayside.

September and October bring love and excitement with minimum stress. A lucky encounter in October could smooth old wrinkles and bring back an old flame.

You'll possibly meet someone special in December... someone who is not flashy nor a big spender. Look for deeper qualities and connect with someone who shares your worldview.

[02crusnikabel]

Hey, that's very nice! I think everything is accurate. I'll keep the advice in mind.

[The priest smiled again.]

If anyone ask me for advice, I'll recommend them to you.

[punsofmisery]

Thanks, I appreciate it. My name is Hades.

[02crusnikabel]

Nice to meet you, Hades. I'm Abel Nightroad.

[punsofmisery]

Nice to meet you too. If you're wanting advice or know someone who's having relationship issues, send them our way. Maybe they're not with the right person and that is completely not something I can help with...