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Log 002 | Advertisement?
[The video feed clicks on to show Fet's smiling face.]
There's a lot going on here I don't understand, you know? There's a city filled with vampires and a lot of other things wanting equal rights with the people they eat. There's another place from the future, patrolled by Robocop. Then there's another with a medieval castle, ruled by a king and queen and policed by knights.
[He shrugs.]
This isn't what I know. Genessia City, a real city, you know, and Attleton, a model suburbia. They have things that are normal, things I do know. [He reaches to his neck, where a very official looking badge hangs.] My name is Vasiliy Fet. Back home, in New York, I work for the Department of Health as a pest inspector and rat catcher. You know what this place has? Rats. I went down to the employment office, you know. Looking for a job, 'cause a guy needs his own place. There's no health department here. Makes a guy wonder what the sewers look like, you know?
Well, you know what they say? It's a nasty job, but somebody's gotta do it. Might as well be somebody who likes it, right? [He smiles again.] Now, you all know who to call for your rat problems. Or your roaches, or your termites. I'll have an office, soon as I get the funding, you know? Until then. [He points to the screen as though indicating the network itself.] I'm on the line.
There's a lot going on here I don't understand, you know? There's a city filled with vampires and a lot of other things wanting equal rights with the people they eat. There's another place from the future, patrolled by Robocop. Then there's another with a medieval castle, ruled by a king and queen and policed by knights.
[He shrugs.]
This isn't what I know. Genessia City, a real city, you know, and Attleton, a model suburbia. They have things that are normal, things I do know. [He reaches to his neck, where a very official looking badge hangs.] My name is Vasiliy Fet. Back home, in New York, I work for the Department of Health as a pest inspector and rat catcher. You know what this place has? Rats. I went down to the employment office, you know. Looking for a job, 'cause a guy needs his own place. There's no health department here. Makes a guy wonder what the sewers look like, you know?
Well, you know what they say? It's a nasty job, but somebody's gotta do it. Might as well be somebody who likes it, right? [He smiles again.] Now, you all know who to call for your rat problems. Or your roaches, or your termites. I'll have an office, soon as I get the funding, you know? Until then. [He points to the screen as though indicating the network itself.] I'm on the line.
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[Saitama is a cheap, cheap dude. Nothing but deep discount groceries and he never uses the A/C or heater.]
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