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[... So what the fresh hell is going on here? Right when it seems it might be over-]

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[RIGHT. WELL. Finally the feed clicks on, and reveals Jarlaxle's grinning face, in all it's dark and eye patched glory, charming and debonair.]

Good day, sirs and ladies!

I cannot say I did expect such a trip this evening, but then I cannot say the sight is too terribly unwelcome, at least for the moment.

What strange world have I awoken in, I cannot say for sure, I've never been in such an odd city in all my years, but to say that is such a novelty, I cannot find enough ire to protest it.

Indeed with this, I have no idea what this device does or is, but as I can see it repeating my words and face at me, I find no immediate issue with it. I have, however, noticed that there are but yet more of you speaking through this odd device.

Please do feel free to enlighten me as to how this works.

But do allow me to introduce myself, I am Jarlaxle, and it is delightful to, indirectly at least, meet every last one of you. I do so dearly hope to truly meet you all face to face.

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Nova city, now what a dazzling name that is!

I cannot say I have heard of either an arcade or laser tag. I'm delighted, I want to see it immediately!

Yay! I think even Bracken would like you too. He's been wanting to go out more, so I've decided to drag him out to places.

[His relationship with the mentioned mage is a tad complicated but so far, the two are definitely romantic.]

Maybe if you visit Nova City, we could show you around. Bracken is really sweet~
Such a sweetie-pie.

[He let's out a lovesick sigh before suddenly getting all devious again.]

Let's get dangerous! I'll meet you in Genessia in a second.

Oh goodness, does the good sir Katze have a beloved? My my, how charming indeed. I'll be on the lookout for him, I hope he's every bit as delightful as you.

Yes! I will be waiting for you eagerly with as much patience as I can muster. Be quick on your feet, sir, this place is far too fascinating for me to allow it to pass me by.

Sir Katze has a nice lovey at home who likes to cuddle and play!

[He's really proud of himself for having a "lovey", which is a tad odd given how much of an ass he is. Katze been having fun playing house with Bracken but now he's interested in causing a little bit of mayhem.

Just a little. No one is going to mind these two troublemakers, right?]

Oh, I'll catch ya! Just you watch. I'm hella fast!

[The feeds abruptly clicks off and Katze is on the move!]

How sweet, what a darling story. I am sure the two of you were simply made for the other.

[He'll really try not to wander, but it's difficult when he's surrounded by this many new things at once]

I will hold you to that, good sir! Catch me quickly!

[Made for each other? Katze isn't too sure about that yet. Bracken is very sweet but will that sweetness last? He's not sure at all. Though, it feels wonderful to be 'loved' and Katze is feeling a tad giddy about all that kissy-kissy stuff.]

Maybe~ The cosmos is weird and unpredictable. We see what happens when Venus goes on retrograde.

[He laughs into the screen once he hits the streets. Katze completely fades out of view once the video turns off. No need to broadcast his boring journey to Genessia. He manages to arrive there about fifteen or so minutes later but he doesn't see Mister Gray anywhere.]

Hey, hey, hey! He left without me.

[Katze let's out a huff. It took him awhile to get here since he needed to go through the proper channels to arrive in Genessia. He never traveled out here to this sprawling metropolis since he took such a liking to Nova City and Fayren. So, Katze wanders about aimlessly dressed in this modest little number featuring a rather slick navy-blue jacket-like dress, a pair of dark opaque stockings and a pair of killer black heeled booties.]

Oi, Mister Gray-face! Where did you go~!?

[HE SURE DID LEAVE. But not far. The drow had actually just clambered up a light post to get a good look around. Katze, of course, was impossible to miss]

Good sir Katze!

[There he was, grinning from his perch]

You almost missed me. For shame good sir.

[Katze let's out a dramatic gasp once he spots the gray elf. In no time flat, Katze bumbles over to him and waves at him enthusiastically. Someone is happy about meeting the new guy.]

Hey, mister! [He waves as he hops around the lamp post. Eventually he just floats up there to bother him.]

Whatcha doing way up here? Being a voyeur?

[Now that's a neat trick! It leaves Jarlaxle wondering if it was a spell, an item or just a neat litle racial trick.

He'd definitely have to ask]

Careful, good sir, that you don't drift away back to the heavens~.

Voyeur would imply there was something scintillating to watch from here. Alas, no one appears to be interesting-

And those who are have their shades drawn.

You're such a charmer~ [Teehee!] I'm not going to float away just yet.

There's still too much fun stuff to do.

[He says happily as he sways his tail around. Yes, that strange black diamond thing is actually his tail.]

Well, let's break into these windows and ripoff the shades!

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