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[... So what the fresh hell is going on here? Right when it seems it might be over-]

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[Okay. Well now they must be done-]

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[RIGHT. WELL. Finally the feed clicks on, and reveals Jarlaxle's grinning face, in all it's dark and eye patched glory, charming and debonair.]

Good day, sirs and ladies!

I cannot say I did expect such a trip this evening, but then I cannot say the sight is too terribly unwelcome, at least for the moment.

What strange world have I awoken in, I cannot say for sure, I've never been in such an odd city in all my years, but to say that is such a novelty, I cannot find enough ire to protest it.

Indeed with this, I have no idea what this device does or is, but as I can see it repeating my words and face at me, I find no immediate issue with it. I have, however, noticed that there are but yet more of you speaking through this odd device.

Please do feel free to enlighten me as to how this works.

But do allow me to introduce myself, I am Jarlaxle, and it is delightful to, indirectly at least, meet every last one of you. I do so dearly hope to truly meet you all face to face.

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Perhaps it does as well! I've never checked.

[... Maybe.]

Drow, dark elves, our kind usually lives below the earth in massive stone hewn cities.

Of course, I've not been below to the Underdark for a long time.

I much prefer it that way, I've never seen such beauty as the night sky.

"Aha, that's fortunate. If you'll forgive me for saying so, this Underdark doesn't sound very pleasant. Genessia may have done you a kindness in unearthing you. Well! You look like a swashbuckler; do you practice? You seem like the kind that has a saber."

It is not, I fear. Many wish to escape it but too much dread the consequences of capture.

Do I practice! I endeavor to use my saber every day, sir. All of them~.

[He does go to rest his hand on the hilt of his sword though]

I am never without it.

[He's gonna assume that means he has more than one. Dual-wielding. Clearly.]

"Ah, sounds rather like North Korea. A thoroughly wicked country on my own world that could hardly be loved except by force. Drow after my own heart, I've a like love for the sword. We ought to spar some time! Not dressed for the occasion, sadly, but I'd like to see your style nonetheless. Drow swordsmanship; another novelty courtesy of the gatherer of novelties. You'll find this world full of such things as ought to please you.

In fact you seem to be making out perfectly; nonetheless, is there anything you need or want? I'm here to serve."

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