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Candygirl (Backdated)
Who: 'Airy' (Berg Katze) & You
What: What happens when a chaos loving alien decides to raise hell by creating candy-themed monsters around the neighborhood? Well, this happens. Still posing as 'Airy', Katze's childlike fondness for candy has created quite a mess in Nova City.
Where: Nova City
When: September 15th
Warnings: Minor violence and cussing!
If anyone is wondering why there's chocolate doves flying about and jellybean squirrels running throughout the park, that's because Katze's imagination as literally gone wild. Thanks to Airy's nifty powers for making the impossible possible, Katze is here chomping away on one of the chocolatey wildlife while conjuring up more things to create. It already rained chocolate strawberries earlier and showered chocolate chip cookies but now Katze is just creating random crap.
There's these nasty two-legged ninja watermelons wandering about trying to stab at helpless civilians with kitchen knives and angry white chocolate bunnies armed with explosives filled with black licorice. There's even giant rock candy dinosaurs trying to tear the damn city apart and should anyone mention about the large jelybean snails with colorful lollipop shells? They almost taste like sour candy. It's starting to look like a candy filled warzone here and the local law enforcement is utterly outnumbered. Katze can be found amongst the chaos frolicking about as 'she' gorges out on candy.
"Maybe I should think of some ice cream too!" 'Airy' mutters as she bites the ears off one of the white chocolate bunnies. She completely devours the creature and continues along her merrily little way while her candy minions cause trouble. "Yeah, ice cream would go great with all these goodies but not with watermelon!" That wouldn't be tasty at all.
(ooc: sorry for the late start! Life happened but here we are! Feel free to go after Katze and his candy friends.
Also, feel free to make up your own scenarios and do your own threads with friends. It's pretty much your character versus an army of candy beasts!)
What: What happens when a chaos loving alien decides to raise hell by creating candy-themed monsters around the neighborhood? Well, this happens. Still posing as 'Airy', Katze's childlike fondness for candy has created quite a mess in Nova City.
Where: Nova City
When: September 15th
Warnings: Minor violence and cussing!
If anyone is wondering why there's chocolate doves flying about and jellybean squirrels running throughout the park, that's because Katze's imagination as literally gone wild. Thanks to Airy's nifty powers for making the impossible possible, Katze is here chomping away on one of the chocolatey wildlife while conjuring up more things to create. It already rained chocolate strawberries earlier and showered chocolate chip cookies but now Katze is just creating random crap.
There's these nasty two-legged ninja watermelons wandering about trying to stab at helpless civilians with kitchen knives and angry white chocolate bunnies armed with explosives filled with black licorice. There's even giant rock candy dinosaurs trying to tear the damn city apart and should anyone mention about the large jelybean snails with colorful lollipop shells? They almost taste like sour candy. It's starting to look like a candy filled warzone here and the local law enforcement is utterly outnumbered. Katze can be found amongst the chaos frolicking about as 'she' gorges out on candy.
"Maybe I should think of some ice cream too!" 'Airy' mutters as she bites the ears off one of the white chocolate bunnies. She completely devours the creature and continues along her merrily little way while her candy minions cause trouble. "Yeah, ice cream would go great with all these goodies but not with watermelon!" That wouldn't be tasty at all.
(ooc: sorry for the late start! Life happened but here we are! Feel free to go after Katze and his candy friends.
Also, feel free to make up your own scenarios and do your own threads with friends. It's pretty much your character versus an army of candy beasts!)
[Action] Trying to catch Katze
I cast his quick defensive spell to absorb some damage and continued jogging through the streets to find Katze. He exploded some chocolate and melted some gummies that got in his way, not too worried about holding back. He was very focused on one goal.]
K-KATZE!
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WHOA!
[She backs up against a nearby wall once a few of her chocloatey minions literally explode in chunks all around her. Katze always knew that Bracken could use magic but he hasn't expected him to be this powerful.]
H-Hey! Welcome to the show!
[She laughs a tad nervously.]
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Truth be told, he was an extremely destructive mage. He just hardly ever used it.
He was somewhat relieved to see 'Katze', though it was still weird to think of her as Katze.]
K-Katze! You... You need to come home!
[He jogged towards him, practically out of breath, though, and showing it. A marathon runner he was not.]
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[The fake blonde says as she rushes over towards the mage. All panic and no thought, Katze starts to freakout once one of the enormous yellow jellybean pterodactyl come swooping down towards them.
She instinctively grabs Bracken by the arm and yank him out of the way only to get blown back by the candy-fied fiend's wings.]
Ahhhh~!
[The blonde woman gets blown high into the air like a leaf on the wind.]
HELLLLP!
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Instead, he summoned up a whirlpool right there in the middle of the street. But he kept it weak, just wanting to catch Katze, not wanting to bring him any harm.
Katze might likely learn how Bubbles felt when Bracken caught her, as he slowed the whirlpool down until finally letting the water fall away and soaking the ground to try and gently bring him down.
He ran over to him to get him.]
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[Where did he ever go so wrong in his pathetic life?
Katze's miserable childhood literally flashes before his very eyes once he gets ensnared in that magical whirlpool of doom. He goes round and round in a complete circle before falling to the ground in a sloppy wet pile.
No longer donning his earlier disguise, Katze is back to normal but positively looks like a drowned pink rat. His long wavy hair is an absolute clingy mess and his dark blue suit is completely soaked with water.]
...I hate my life.
[If he wasn't sick before, Katze is definitely sick now.]
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Which he did as another candy abomination starting coming towards them. Fire had always been his favorite, and causing things to 'burst' was just a part of that.
But he wiped at Katze's hair to get it out of his eyes and wrapped an arm around his back to help him sit up. He thought of wind, but no. Drying him off that way would make him cold. Instead, he lit a fireball above his hand and held it in front of him, letting the little flame dance around.]
C-Come on, Katze... This... This city is dangerous. Y-You should rest and g-get better.
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His stomach feels like it's flip flopping all over the place thanks to all the chocolate he consumed and the slight illness he has. Katze isn't too sure if he feels like throwing up or not. He tenses visibly when Bracken tries to sit him uptight. The contents of his stomach feel like they're bubbling right now.]
I-I'm okay. Really. Everything is going according to plan--
[Suddenly feeling a tad too hot now, Katze covers his mouth to stop himself from vomiting.]
On second thought, maybe...you're right.
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I-It's okay. I'll... I'll get you home. Lie down and r-rest, and I'll find something.
[But he wasn't just going to leave him on the ground. Squelching his fire, he carefully lifted Katze to put him on a bench.
He panted for a moment. All this exertion... He wasn't used to getting tired like this back at home.]
J-Just rest...
[He pushed himself to his feet and started searching around for something to carry Katze with.]
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...I'm not movin'.
[He techincally can't move right now. Katze doesn't feel good. He feels horribly heavy right now.]
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O-Okay.
[He was going to trust Katze.
Exploring the area around them, he managed to find a little shop that they were in front of, and put down some money to buy a long, red wagon. Nothing fancy, but it rolled easily enough, though it was definitely eating a bit of money he didn't plan on spending.
He got a blanket and a pillow to pad the wagon, and brought it out. Of course, it wasn't seven feet long. Katze would have to bend his legs to fit in it. Somehow forcing his body along, he lifted up Katze again and, with some struggling, gently place him down in the wagon.
He stopped for a breather and wiped his forehead.]
J-Just relax. I'll get you home.
[Although he was stressed and tired, his voice was calm, and he sounded confident that he would. He wrapped what excess blanket there was around Katze and grabbed onto the handle for the long walk home. For the most part he seemed to ignore the candy monstrosities, unless they came at him. In this scenario he was fine. He could see them coming, and as long as he had time he could easily used his magic to fend them off. He avoided earth magic - the quaking wouldn't be good for Katze - but he used wind, water and fire with little hesitation, and even summoned some lightning in there.
Really, wrecking random critters on his way through was probably the most confident he'd ever looked.]
[Action: time to kick candy as--butt] [OTA]
Okay, it's still charming, but it's officially moved into dangerous, which has Ted suited up and ready to rumble the very instant word went round.
Scplorck!! An icy blade skewered an errant watermelon, slaying it for its foul deeds. This must be how Gallagher feels. It didn't seem very adult to use his suit to crush candy constructs, but a hero never turns down duty, no matter how ridiculous. Besides, all this raining candy might come in handy if he...needs to feed the poor? No...well, All Hallow's Eve is coming up. Hopefully it'd stay fresh!
Now he's bunny wrangling, flinging tentacle-like threads to round them up and put them in the void. But these strange, black appendages seem to come and go from nowhere, as Ted's always careful to wrap the invisibility cloak on him for good measure. But if he needed to use his limbs, out the limbs would come as he's doing some ninja tricks of his own, fiercely battling some diabetic dinosaur. This is not how he expected a fledgling career in knight-errantry to turn out.
Attack of the Killer Sweets!
Momma Rabbit was a cute milk chocolate bunny with a pink cotton candy bow on her head armed with grenades. Katze, who loves cotton candy, bit her head clean off like a wild jaguar in famine. So to say the least, the little soldier bunnies are pissed and Katze is running for his pathetic life now still donning his disguise.
"FUCK!" Katze screams when some of that black molten licorice nearly struck him. "Holy hell! That's hot! Really hot!" He screams once the bunnies start lighting up more bombs to toss at him. "H-Hey! STOP! Just stop it! You assholes are taking things too far---" Katze literally had to teleport when an ten feet tall rock candy triceratop tried to ram into him. Still donning Airy's appearance, Katze reappears not too far away from the carnage waving his fist angrily at them.
"Yeah, fuck you! Now I'm really pissed off!"
Re: Attack of the Killer Sweets!
He's touched that Katze at least bears something like remorse now that comeuppance reared its ugly, if just, head. Quite a far cry from someone who nearly bragged about complete genocide. Twice! Or maybe he's just upset that he's on the business end of destruction.
He'd be optimistic and scoop up the bombastic bunnies, 'eating' them into the void and enduring their explosions in the safety of space far removed.
The dragon, on the other hand, would take more work. He'd loose some fists of fury its way to see just how hard this rock candy construction really is.
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"I'M GOING TO GOBBLE YOU UP!" He screams before charging into the platoon of evil little bombastic bunnies. Katze is kicking, biting, and scratching the little cusses like an angry sabertooth. He gets chocolate all over him and bits of licorice as well in his hair. Katze starts violently biting off the heads of these rabbits before tossing their headless bodies over his shoulder in a flippant manner.
"Ugh..." A groan leaves him after he kills his twentieth chocolate bunny. "I don't want anymore candy. I hate it." He spits out the rabbit's chocolatey head in disgust once that rock-candy dragon shows up. "Oh, just go away! All of you should just go away or melt or something!" Katze yells angrily once the dragon tries to breathe molten milk chocolate on him. He flips right over the crazy jester's shoulders and aims a kick right at the dragon's head. Bits of delicious candy comes crumbling down to the ground in giant heaps. A gooey red jelly oozes out from the dragon's wounds getting poor Katze all sticky.
"OH COME ON! I'm gonna die from friggin diabetes at this rate."
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Being used as a prop! How
fittinghumiliating! But then the whole situation, ninja-melons or no, didn't have much room for gravity. As the thready 'wraith hacked at the candy-beast's legs to bring this, and this whole situation down to earth, he'd inquire anyway."If you've got an explanation for all this, I'd love to hear it. A solution, too, if you've the means to stop this candy catastrophe." And just to hoist things by their own petard, he'd loose some of the bunnies that were near detonation into the beasts, peppering it with explosions. Chocolate rain! Ted would stay dry while others felt the pain.
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"Wah! It was supposed to be a prank!" He cries as he tries to shake the sugary sweet jelly stuff out of his hair. "Now I smell like a two-bit whore!" He smells like strawberry, insanely sugary sweet strawberries. It's annoyingly sweet scent, enough to give him a migraine.
"Oi! Airy's powers are scary!" He says as he briefly transforms back into the blonde. "Like, I don't get her powers! I was thinking of candy and all of sudden this shit!" Katze switches back to his usual appearance and let's out a dramatic sigh.
"Fetch me a flamethrower and I'll melt them!"
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All this contemplation is cut short as the T-rex threatens to flatten him. In all the hubbub it had apparently 'died', or as much as an animated sweet can. As the falling beast threatened to fell the thready vigilante, he hacked upwards and towards the heavens, cutting his way through sinister sugar. Icy chunks of rock candy burst from the blows, making a light hail.
"So you've adopted not only her appearance, but abilities as well? How's that? Magic?" He'd really like to learn how to break this particular spell, at least.
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"Everything is spinning..." He grumbles quietly before answering the question. "Magic? Err, kinda! I can just kiss people and steal their appearance and powers. Something to do with my genetics since I can be both~" Both what? Katze doesn't explain that bit well but he means both genders easily.
"I usually have control over their powers after kissy time but it's hard to focus when sick!"
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"Well can their numbers be culled, at least? You won't imagine anymore or think of something sillier? Will they last indefinitely? How nourishing can imagined vittles, even candy, be? Is it like the food in the subarchways: a mystical construction?" So absorbed in these questions, Ted hardly noticed the melon-ninja hobble up to him and put a katana straight into his stomach. But its momentum sufficed to carry it into him, and thus the void, as it fell headlong into darkness.
"Oh, uh, suppose we better get back to cleaning up your mess."
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Once done, he grabs a stray candy bomb and tosses it at the nearby chocolate platoon of solider bunnies. They all die in a black liquidy explosion while Katze pulls out a small yellow notebook with silver lining."Go Bird!" In just a flash, Berg Katze is no more and he's instantly replaced with a strange sentient mechanized being armed to the teeth with a golden guitar and a boat load of electrical power. One side of this android looks like it's made entirely out of translucent crystal while the other side is covered in a dark purplish blue armor. There's strange gold chains wrapped around the robot that match the diamond shape pattern of his black tail.
"Time to rock and road! Better keep up!" Ever wonder how Katze got his 'World Destroyer' title? Well, Ted is about to find out right about now.
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Ted would've found world destruction a bit excessive, but then he's not one for measured responses. And, on top of brute strength and transformation into...whatever that is, (bird? There must be a more descriptive name) now he knows that Katze is a...hermaphrodite? It would explain the androgyny, at least.
Those were thoughts he'd rather memory hole. Indeed, there's a city to save! With the one whose fault it is, but at least it's something like penitence, so...progress! Ted would progress his way through the ground forces, slashing fleshy melons and grabbing bombastic bunnies before they bounced and boomed any further. The candy, he could understand. The violence, not so much, unless it were impossible for Katze to imagine anything without violent intent. Disturbing thought.
Almost as disturbing as the watermelon spray that spurt on him with every felled ninja. How close was that, sensationally, to killing a flesh-and-blood thing? He'd kept himself to slaying monsters like the knights he so wished to imitate, but man-slaying wasn't something he had much, if any, experience with. Was it close to it? Would he grow calloused?
He'll memory hole that too and just focus on swordplay and pedestrian rescue. And Katze, who he admits is looking very interesting and doing very interesting things. He couldn't deny his love of spectacle. It's uh...study, right! You know, in case he gets up to something worse. Know thine enemy, and all that.