Candygirl (Backdated)

[bergkatze]

Who: 'Airy' (Berg Katze) & You
What: What happens when a chaos loving alien decides to raise hell by creating candy-themed monsters around the neighborhood? Well, this happens. Still posing as 'Airy', Katze's childlike fondness for candy has created quite a mess in Nova City.
Where: Nova City
When: September 15th
Warnings: Minor violence and cussing!

If anyone is wondering why there's chocolate doves flying about and jellybean squirrels running throughout the park, that's because Katze's imagination as literally gone wild. Thanks to Airy's nifty powers for making the impossible possible, Katze is here chomping away on one of the chocolatey wildlife while conjuring up more things to create. It already rained chocolate strawberries earlier and showered chocolate chip cookies but now Katze is just creating random crap.

There's these nasty two-legged ninja watermelons wandering about trying to stab at helpless civilians with kitchen knives and angry white chocolate bunnies armed with explosives filled with black licorice. There's even giant rock candy dinosaurs trying to tear the damn city apart and should anyone mention about the large jelybean snails with colorful lollipop shells? They almost taste like sour candy. It's starting to look like a candy filled warzone here and the local law enforcement is utterly outnumbered. Katze can be found amongst the chaos frolicking about as 'she' gorges out on candy.

"Maybe I should think of some ice cream too!" 'Airy' mutters as she bites the ears off one of the white chocolate bunnies. She completely devours the creature and continues along her merrily little way while her candy minions cause trouble. "Yeah, ice cream would go great with all these goodies but not with watermelon!" That wouldn't be tasty at all.


(ooc: sorry for the late start! Life happened but here we are! Feel free to go after Katze and his candy friends.

Also, feel free to make up your own scenarios and do your own threads with friends. It's pretty much your character versus an army of candy beasts!)

Comments

[bergkatze]

Teleportation and fancy kicks isn't all Katze can do. The space alien hasn't even used a quarter of his true powers yet. He's holding back since he's not feeling particularly well. Between this annoying ass cold and all the chocolate he consumed, Katze feels close to vomiting right now. He bends down and places his hands upon his knees as he tries to catch his breath.

"Everything is spinning..." He grumbles quietly before answering the question. "Magic? Err, kinda! I can just kiss people and steal their appearance and powers. Something to do with my genetics since I can be both~" Both what? Katze doesn't explain that bit well but he means both genders easily.

"I usually have control over their powers after kissy time but it's hard to focus when sick!"

[youfool]

"Both what?" Ted's curiosity was piqued. That or he needs everything spelled out for him. And while he's asking...

"Well can their numbers be culled, at least? You won't imagine anymore or think of something sillier? Will they last indefinitely? How nourishing can imagined vittles, even candy, be? Is it like the food in the subarchways: a mystical construction?" So absorbed in these questions, Ted hardly noticed the melon-ninja hobble up to him and put a katana straight into his stomach. But its momentum sufficed to carry it into him, and thus the void, as it fell headlong into darkness.

"Oh, uh, suppose we better get back to cleaning up your mess."

[bergkatze]

"Both a boy and girl, silly!" Katze grumbles in reply before attempting to get back on his feet. "Oi, you ask a ton of questions!" He rolls his eyes as he says this. "I'll answer them later after the candy abominations are long dead. As for now, I think we can clean up shop." The alien is back in action and raising hell once more. He pounces on one of the pink cotton candy dinosaurs and starts tearing it apart my hand.

Once done, he grabs a stray candy bomb and tosses it at the nearby chocolate platoon of solider bunnies. They all die in a black liquidy explosion while Katze pulls out a small yellow notebook with silver lining."Go Bird!" In just a flash, Berg Katze is no more and he's instantly replaced with a strange sentient mechanized being armed to the teeth with a golden guitar and a boat load of electrical power. One side of this android looks like it's made entirely out of translucent crystal while the other side is covered in a dark purplish blue armor. There's strange gold chains wrapped around the robot that match the diamond shape pattern of his black tail.

"Time to rock and road! Better keep up!" Ever wonder how Katze got his 'World Destroyer' title? Well, Ted is about to find out right about now.

[youfool]

Ted would've found world destruction a bit excessive, but then he's not one for measured responses. And, on top of brute strength and transformation into...whatever that is, (bird? There must be a more descriptive name) now he knows that Katze is a...hermaphrodite? It would explain the androgyny, at least.

Those were thoughts he'd rather memory hole. Indeed, there's a city to save! With the one whose fault it is, but at least it's something like penitence, so...progress! Ted would progress his way through the ground forces, slashing fleshy melons and grabbing bombastic bunnies before they bounced and boomed any further. The candy, he could understand. The violence, not so much, unless it were impossible for Katze to imagine anything without violent intent. Disturbing thought.

Almost as disturbing as the watermelon spray that spurt on him with every felled ninja. How close was that, sensationally, to killing a flesh-and-blood thing? He'd kept himself to slaying monsters like the knights he so wished to imitate, but man-slaying wasn't something he had much, if any, experience with. Was it close to it? Would he grow calloused?

He'll memory hole that too and just focus on swordplay and pedestrian rescue. And Katze, who he admits is looking very interesting and doing very interesting things. He couldn't deny his love of spectacle. It's uh...study, right! You know, in case he gets up to something worse. Know thine enemy, and all that.