King Hippo (
couchkiller) wrote in
genessia2014-04-23 12:49 pm
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[In the Bay, one pod is significantly larger than the others...and the slender metal poles holding it up bear marks of stress, threatening to crumple under the massive weight of its occupant. The lid unseals with a hiss of air, sliding back to reveal Sleeping Ugly. Mounds of gray-green flab are piled grotesquely on top of each other, and the occupant is clad in little more than boxing gloves, laced-up boots, size XXX-Large red boxing shorts, and an odd little crown mysteriously fastened to the top of his bald head. Mean little eyes pop open, and he blinks, mouth fixed in an eternal frown. He sits up, looking around, then notices the little box go bouncing off of his bounteous belly. Picking it up, he manages to finagle it open with his gloves. What's this? Jewelry? He ain't a girl! But he might be able to sell it later, so he shoves the pretty gold and opals into his boxing glove. Could give him a little bite to his punches too, heh.]
[The videophone he recognizes. It's similar to the bigger models used before, and it's good to see that Mother Brain found a way to make the device portable. Dr. Wily's work, he reckons. He fastens it to the elastic hem of his boxers. The last thing he finds is the pamphlet. He squints at it and opens it up, but upon seeing the lines of text, he sneers and flings the pamphlet aside. Reading is for chumps!]
[But when the folded stock paper lands with a wet splish on the shallow water, some of the bills come loose. MONEY. That gets King Hippo's attention immediately. He launches himself out of the pod, landing with enough force to send a mini-tidal wave washing over the stone lip of the Bay's many exits. Greedily he snatches up each and every bill...and stuffs the money in his pants. Soon he will discover that some merchants will give him things for free rather than handle his sweaty and questionable money. But for now, he's stomping his way into the sunlight, punching buttons on the videophone. Better let the boss know he's stranded somewhere weird.]
[Greetings Genessia, have a hideous face FROWNING at you. It's almost all mouth, especially when he starts bellowing in a harsh and guttural voice.]
ALL HAIL MOTHER BRAIN! COME IN MOTHER BRAIN!
[He waits patiently for a response.]

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[Yeah, he sure told you!]
Course she can hear me! Aren't these supposed to broadcast from all the different zones?
[He gives the phone a shake. WHOA SHAKY CAM!]
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If it could, I would have heard back from someone i knew by now.
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[He's so charming. Maybe he shouldn't be picking on the one person who's likely to be helpful, but, well. He's a bad guy. This is how he rolls.]
Which zone is this?
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[Two can play that game, asshole.]
What do you mean "what zone"?
Didn't you read anything?
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[He holds up a boxing glove to the camera. So scary.]
I ain't got time for reading junk mail!
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Maybe if you read it, you'd know what's going on.
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I already got this figured out, no thanks to you!
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You must do all the dirty work.
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[She's just terrifying. Seriously, don't cross her, dude.]
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[He's pretty sure he would have noticed if a giant brain is around...not that he know what she looks like, but this guy would have reacted about it if she was here.]
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[Not that it's hard to figure out with a name like 'Mother Brain'...]
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[Your the second one to have done that in a week.]
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Does it have lasers or something.
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YOUR FACE!
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Bravo. Best comeback ever.
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I'm pretty sure no matter what I'd be smarter than at least you.