genessia | [Action / Video]

[In the Bay, one pod is significantly larger than the others...and the slender metal poles holding it up bear marks of stress, threatening to crumple under the massive weight of its occupant. The lid unseals with a hiss of air, sliding back to reveal Sleeping Ugly. Mounds of gray-green flab are piled grotesquely on top of each other, and the occupant is clad in little more than boxing gloves, laced-up boots, size XXX-Large red boxing shorts, and an odd little crown mysteriously fastened to the top of his bald head. Mean little eyes pop open, and he blinks, mouth fixed in an eternal frown. He sits up, looking around, then notices the little box go bouncing off of his bounteous belly. Picking it up, he manages to finagle it open with his gloves. What's this? Jewelry? He ain't a girl! But he might be able to sell it later, so he shoves the pretty gold and opals into his boxing glove. Could give him a little bite to his punches too, heh.]

[The videophone he recognizes. It's similar to the bigger models used before, and it's good to see that Mother Brain found a way to make the device portable. Dr. Wily's work, he reckons. He fastens it to the elastic hem of his boxers. The last thing he finds is the pamphlet. He squints at it and opens it up, but upon seeing the lines of text, he sneers and flings the pamphlet aside. Reading is for chumps!]

[But when the folded stock paper lands with a wet splish on the shallow water, some of the bills come loose. MONEY. That gets King Hippo's attention immediately. He launches himself out of the pod, landing with enough force to send a mini-tidal wave washing over the stone lip of the Bay's many exits. Greedily he snatches up each and every bill...and stuffs the money in his pants. Soon he will discover that some merchants will give him things for free rather than handle his sweaty and questionable money. But for now, he's stomping his way into the sunlight, punching buttons on the videophone. Better let the boss know he's stranded somewhere weird.]

[Greetings Genessia, have a hideous face FROWNING at you. It's almost all mouth, especially when he starts bellowing in a harsh and guttural voice.]

ALL HAIL MOTHER BRAIN! COME IN MOTHER BRAIN!

[He waits patiently for a response.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I wish you wouldn't think of trying to go louder. It's not a good thing to do and it doesn't help anyone.

Well I got news for you, pipsqueak! I ain't a good guy, and I don't help anyone who ain't payin' allegiance to Mother Brain! So buzz off!

How rude. You sound just like a bad guy from video games and you know what happens to those. [She sighs, she knows people like this don't get there way, eventually he'll get sorted sooner or later.]

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I AM, YOU BLOCKHEAD!

Wow, I'm so scared. [Sarcasm, sometimes it's a thing she does.] Such a bad guy you are when you easily make yourself known.

Yeah, you BETTER be scared, when Mother Brain conquers your stupid zone!

Let me guess the 'Mother Brain' is a giant brain? Wow, that is scary. [At this point she isn't buying it being scary at all.]

Does it have lasers or something.