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[lazyjustice]

[he is sitting in a cafe, seeming not to pay attention to the camera as he reads a magazine. Though it's quite obvious he knows its on as he speaks]

It is that time of year again. Halloween and the nights leading up to it can be dangerous. Hoodlums, pranks, and [he turns a page] revealing costumes.

Keep safe as you walk the streets, especially in the Everglades... Don't be afraid to ask for help if you need it.

....

And if any young lady thinks their costume may be too revealing, I encourage them to run them by me. I used to be master of dress code in my rookie days with the Marines. [it's not made up as it's a title he gave himself when he was high enough a rank to do so]

That is all.

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[creativedifferences]

Oh my! What a kind offer. But hey, if you can't handle the demand, Ibuki will totally help out.

[Yeah, she's not buying that this is entirely altruistic.]

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[lazyjustice]

[he is intrigued] Do you have credentials?

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[creativedifferences]

Maybe none as impressive as yours but Ibuki's mistress and goddess of the stage. And that means knowing how to dress like there'll be people looking up at you.

[With all the upskirting potential that implies.]

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[heavensfinale]

What exactly is Halloween? [She's heard mention of it on the streets and elsewhere, and obviously has seen people prepare for it as if it was some sort of holiday. It wasn't a holiday she's ever experienced, so naturally Tifa was curious.]

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[lazyjustice]

Maa well...it varies from place to place... [it's a long story, wrapped up in mythos and spiritual practices and superstitions. More complicated back home than it was here or anywhere he'd been... suffice to say...]

Mostly it's a time to dress up in revealing costumes and consume candy.

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[heavensfinale]

Oh. Sounds, it's an adult type of holiday. Okay.

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[bloodheels]

What would be considered too revealing?

[She was just curious.]

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[lazyjustice]

That's what I'm here to be the judge of. If you have any examples feel free to show me.

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[bloodheels]

Well I have my uniform costume. It's an witches outfit with a short skirt. I assume you want me to show the actual outfit, right?

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[justicereigns]

[OH HIS GOD.]

[HE DOESN'T KNOW IF HE ADMIRES YOUR BRAZENNESS OR JUST FINDS IT REALLY FUCKING EMBARRASSING!]

[BOTH?]

[DEFINITELY BOTH.]

[NO WAIT. JUST THE LATTER.]

[WHY IS HE EVEN YOUR FRIEND?]

[Other than that Smoker is a TERRIBLE WORSE friend and you save his life a LOT.]

[Other than that.]

How do you even keep a straight face saying embarrassing shit like that?

[Worse than the Wet T-Shirt contest. Smoker hates you.]

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[lazyjustice]

You are the one who is embarrassed. [a beat] It's alright if you want to be my assistant.

[is he trolling? is he? Well probably. But he also wonders if Smoker will]

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[justicereigns]

OH HELL NO!

GET A LIFE! You weirdo!

[FLAIL FLAIL.]

[This probably means you should make him do it Aokiji. Although the only way to "make" Smoker do anything is with trickery.]

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[truesmiles]

For Everglade everyday is much like Halloween... So you would always need to be safe. But it also explains why they don't like Halloween itself.

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[lazyjustice]

I don't follow.

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[truesmiles]

Have you ever actually been to Everglade and know what Halloween is? Just saying there is a reason I now understand that they don't celebrate the holiday.