Freeza Decree # 3: Setting up a business and attempting to be civil [Video]

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[It has been quite some time since Freeza has show his cruel pale face. Some of you probably had hoped he had been quietly sent back to wherever he came from. But here he is sitting on the roof of some large office building in Nova, looking immensely pleased with himself.]

Hello again, ladies and gentlemen. I do hope you haven't forgotten about my presence in this world. I admit I find observing the lot of you rabble going on about your pointless little lives utterly tedious. So least I get bored too quickly with this place and blow everything away, I've been focusing on other pursuits for the time being. Such as this. I own this building. I own several all across Genessia in fact. How exactly I did it is of no importance. Suffice to say, I convinced the previous owners to give it to me most persuasively.

I think I will go into real estate and land development like I did back home. Or perhaps protective services... Not that money ever meant much to me really, I set up the Planet Trade Organization for all the enjoyment it could bring me, any extra wealth I gained was just a nice bonus.

Of course, the end result will still be the same, you will all bow down to me as subjects whether by buying everything out from under you or by sheer force. It's the only reason I'm still playing this game and not flipping the board over yet. Well, that and hoping for a certain monkey to perhaps show up. He really is the only chance you could plausibly have against me... But alas, not a trace of him to be seen.

Of course, there are others who could take his place as my punching bag at the moment. That little blond, Earthling dollmaker girl for a start. She had the nerve to blow up one of her creations in my face and I must show displeasure with her for that act. So if any of you would be so kind as to tell me where she lives, you'll get preferentially in the regime that is to come.

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[psychic_supremecy]

You truly love to go on and on about your grandeur and importance, but all I see is an insecure child.

I will not bow to you, or anyone. Not now, not ever.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Yes, I suppose there would still be hecklers such yourself to deal with... But it is quite ill-advised to make claims with such absolute certainty. In fact, I've told more then a hundred thousand times by beings over all the universe that they would never bow and guess what happened? They all perished in terror and agony.

[psychic_supremecy]

And yet there you stand, attempting to intimidate me with words. Such things are meaningless to me. If you think yourself a match for me, then I invite you to test that claim.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Oh, you actually want to challenge me? Usually, it's been the other way around and the inhabitants here lack the spine to commit. Where may I find you?

[swordprincess]

[Oh, it's her dance partner from the masquerade. Karla listens, trying to make sense of his business act. One thing they have in common is the lack of money values. But if he isn't doing it for the money, is he really doing it for the entertainment?]

[Perhaps she can't fight him physically, but she can try to learn more about him and pass it on to David.]

I see you're trying all sorts of different things. First dancing, and now real estate and land development. I suppose it's one way to keep occupied...

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[Ah, the raven-haired Earthling who is one of the very few here he can tolerant by not wanting to kill right away.]

On no, I'm an old hand at this. As I said before I use to sell planets to people in need of a new one for a hobby.

[swordprincess]

[She scratches her head. It isn't hard to tell that she is thoroughly confused...]

Well, that's...interesting. Is there anyone here who needs to buy a planet?

[strongest_in_the_universe]

I am willing to at more minuscule level at the present but... you never know.

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[hero_for_fun]

Dude, what?

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[strongest_in_the_universe]

Did I not make myself clear before or are you just thick?

Very well, I'll repeat the gist of it once more. I am the most powerful being to ever exist. Submit to me or die.

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[hero_for_fun]

...Dude, what?

The last guy I heard talking like that was pretty strong...

[Boros had actually taken a couple punches from Saitama. Super impressive!]

Oh man, now I really want eggplant for some reason. Hey, Genos! [Saitama shouts at someone off-camera.] How about szechuan garlic eggplant, tonight?

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[enchantressofore]

[ He still terrifies her. Even after so long, after not having seen him and actively avoiding any contact she still can't shake that fear. But... How is she going to get over it if she doesn't face it?

That, and after speaking with Smoker... The man(?) posting the video still doesn't make sense to her.

She has to play this carefully, and with this in mind Adela will connect the feed, having already taken calming breaths so that she can speak evenly.

Granted, a part of her does feel sick when she has to refer to him with respect of all things, but one does catch more flies with honey than with vinegar... ]

... Lord Freeza, if I may speak freely.

[ Going to need to take a loooooong bath after this conversation and she still might feel unclean after. ]

Will you permit me a question with the promise that no harm will come to me and mine simply for asking it? Of course, I understand if you refuse an answer -- it is a mere curiosity that has plagued me for some time regarding you.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[Ah, the invalid girl. He's surprised she's even showing her face to him after installing in her so much terror. He might as well humor her request.]

Very well, ask freely away and without consequence.

[enchantressofore]

[ That's actually a little surprising -- she's not expecting that and it shows to her face, though she manages to wipe away that surprise soon enough.

Apparently even tyrants have their reasonable moments... Not that she'd dare say it aloud, it'd completely ruin whatever chance she had to ask her question at the very least. ]

... I do not understand why you bother policing us or caring about what we do or say. We are all so weak and beneath you that any attempt made at all would be futile, so our words and actions should not effect you so save by your allowance, should they?

[ Well, some of them were that weak... But no this is about getting an answer, not about pointing out that he's NOT the top of the power chain there. So consequently she's going to try her damndest to keep any hint of sarcasm out of her tone, especially since she knows the statement holds true for her. ]

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[acheat]

We are all terribly grateful and thankful for your patience and tenacity, I'm sure.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Sarcasm does you no favors.

[acheat]

Are you saying we're not blessed you've yet to destroy this entire dimension?

By all means should we not be thankful?

[Not-very-Anon text]

[superficially_busy]

[There wasn't much to the message. All it really was was an attached image. A photo of another Freeza doll lynched in a unknown location. The only accompanying text reads as followed,]

"Hang in there!"

[strongest_in_the_universe]

I will thoroughly take my time to break each and every single bone in your body before I let you die.

[stardustreverie]

Ah, Sounds like you got the welcome from the Puppeteer! Which either means, you are a jerk, an ass or to be simple minded. Given that you nearly bored me to death talking? I say all of the above.

[This blonde probably isn't helping..and she's looking cocky as anything.]

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Are you looking to join her in punishment by insolently mouthing off to me so?

[stardustreverie]

So far, no proving me wrong on any of those accounts. Ya think ya can scare me? Ya know you are not a god and gods are easy ta beat so..yeah. Not scared.

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[feckinboomstick]

Ye sure do like runnin' that gob of yours, don't ye? Just record yourself talkin' if ye like hearin' your voice that much. Spare the rest of us your rantin'.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Are the powerful ever silent? No, that is because there are none who can make them.

[feckinboomstick]

... Me great aunt had a yippy little dog once. Little hairy goober pea never shut up.

Tell ye what though, I could punt that beast across three provinces.

He was quite loud.