Intergalactic Tyrant vs Psychic Clone and Caped Baldy or Freeza gets One-Punched [ACTION | CLOSED]

[strongest_in_the_universe]

Who: Freeza, Mewtwo, Saitama
What: A certain Pokemon who resembles him and certain bald "hero for fun" mouthed off a bit too much for Freeza's taste. Challenges were then issued and here we are now.
Where: Nova City
Warnings: None except for obviously violence.

[Let it not be said that Freeza would back out of a challenge. Fools eager to rush to their untimely demises were exactly what he need to unwind.

Of course, there was the matter of them finding him...

Floating high over the city that was in his eyes, expendable. A flame-like aura of reddish-purple flares out from him in an instant like a blazing star of a distant supernova suddenly appearing in the night's skies.

And then the first of several shockwaves hit and the whole of Nova is quaking as if with fear of what is to come. Glass shatters everywhere and steel buckles and bends. Cars flip over and are blown away like leaves in the wind. As are any people caught out there...

And this is him still on low output.

Here's hoping the message was received before he has to kick a million notches to get their attention. Of course that is going to happen anyway in the end...]

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[hero_for_fun]

[Saitama finds himself zipping around the local area catching people and cars alike, mostly to keep the latter from crushing the former. Eventually, he looks up.]

...Ah.

[The hero scratches his head. Wasn't someone else supposed to be fighting this guy too? Oh, well. He's here now, so he may as well take care of the problem himself. He bends his knees and hunches down dramatically before leaping into the sky, leaving a small crater behind in the pavement.]

Hey you, moldy eggplant guy!

[Saitama is suddenly in Freeza's face.]

Stop that.

[And he makes to slap the villain down with one gloved hand. Not everyone can fly, you loser!]

It took forever to find this icon.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[No being able to sense life energy like certain others from his universe really can be a problem at times. Such as right now. Saitama is suddenly right in his face, as if popping out of thin air and before Freeza can even react in shock, he receives the single most painful blow he's ever felt.

The space lizard dictator's eyes literally bug out of his head as the impact of the slap sends him hurtling downward to form a meteor-sized crater in the street below.

He lies there, only one word in his agony-filled mind.]

h...h....How?....

[Not even the Super Saiyans had brought him down this low so quick.]

lol worth it though jfc

[hero_for_fun]

[It takes Saitama a while to land, because equal and opposite forces and all that -- he gets sent way up into the sky and has to spend time falling back down.

But he does eventually land at the edge of the crater, and peers down at Freeza. His cape flaps ridiculously behind him.]

Ew, now you look like squished moldy eggplant. Gr-oss. Lemme text Genos real fast.

[He whips out his phone and starts typing at the cyborg.]

Yeah, I don't want eggplant tonight after all. Maybe tomorrow. Hm... tonight we should do... uh... shit, I don't remember what we have at the house. I don't want to send him out to the market twice in a row, y'know? That'd just be rude.

[strongest_in_the_universe]

[Seconds pass like millennium as Freeza crawls out of the pit he made. Every nerve on fire even as he makes the slightest movements. Finally....]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The street explodes in a dome of fiery red energy as Freeza gets back up on his feet, utter murderous hatred in his eyes.]

I WILL KILL YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

[hero_for_fun]

Hey, keep it down! I'm trying to type on this tiny little keyboard, here!

[Saitama turns his back on Freeza and his antics, concentrating on sending texts to Genos.]

Just a minute, you angry little eggplant.

[Energy waves and rubble both pelt the bald human, but he ignores both like it's nothing more than confetti Freeza is throwing around.]