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[Namur's face and skin are usually notable, seeing as how he's a vibrant blue and looks like a shark. But today, it's like he got hit with the weird stick a few more times. His skin is still blue, but now when it catches the light a certain way, it looks like crystallized ocean waves rolling over his body. Geology enthusiasts might quickly recognize the distinctive patterns of larimar. It quickly fades, the more he comes out of his involuntary transformation.]

A'ight y'all, pop quiz time!

Whatcha call a rock with bigass claws an' totally rad dragon wings?

Winner gets... uh. A thing. With their name on. Sure, we'll go with that.

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D' rock dragons gotta breathe fire? Cuz I tried doin' that already an' jus' got a face full a fish burp.

No. I mean they are made of rock, how would they be able to even make fire?

[Logic, which given what a dragon is doesn't make a lot of sense.]

Make fire chippin' the right kinds a stones t'gether.

[Namur shrugs.]

Anyway what'd y' turn int'?

Doesn't that take luck and skill though? I guess for dragons they have that.

[He tugged at the leaves that his hair had become.]

Treeperson. So I look like a tree.

[Namur cringes.]

Eesh. A'ight, listen. If any flowers or seedpods come outta that shit, don't let 'em off in the air. Last thing I want's a face full a human treesex.

I can tell you now that isn't going to happen. Mostly because of the season right now. I think, but don't trust me fully on that one.

[Namur can only laugh awkwardly.]

Gross, dude. Sheheheheh!

Guess on the plus side, y'd be one a the few kinkyass suckers could legit say y' had full on sex with a tree! Maybe there'll be some pretty-boy forest growin' up in the next couple a years, huh? Couldn't match that kinda procreation in a hunnerd years, myself, so damn smolt! Way t' go!

[Thumbs up!]

..... The hell's yer name, anyway?

Technically I am not doing that. Nor would I really want to.

[Dear lord what had this conversation gone to. Sure, he was bad and annoying but even he can't handle this.]

My name is Nagisa Hazuki.

[Aww, is he a little shit? Meet the self-proclaimed King Shit.]

Nagisa. Got it. Mine's Namur.

So what'd y' like t' do afore y' got the shittiest case a mornin' wood the world's ever seen?

[He paused for a moment. He really had no idea how to answer this, even jokingly.]

I wood never know.

[Okay he could think of something at least.]

[Namur laughs.]

Nice'n.

But seriously, smolt. Like I ain't never metcha so whatcha like? Y' a li'l shit? Nerd? Jock? Joker? What?

Well...I guess I would be considered a jock if swimming counted as a jock thing.

[he thinks it does, but who was he to really know.]

But here I make candy for a living as well.

.... Ain't it a sport?

How long can y' hold yer breath?

I don't know, I've never timed myself.

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