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[om_nom_namur]

[Namur's face and skin are usually notable, seeing as how he's a vibrant blue and looks like a shark. But today, it's like he got hit with the weird stick a few more times. His skin is still blue, but now when it catches the light a certain way, it looks like crystallized ocean waves rolling over his body. Geology enthusiasts might quickly recognize the distinctive patterns of larimar. It quickly fades, the more he comes out of his involuntary transformation.]

A'ight y'all, pop quiz time!

Whatcha call a rock with bigass claws an' totally rad dragon wings?

Winner gets... uh. A thing. With their name on. Sure, we'll go with that.

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[Video]

[youfool]

[Man, some people have all the luck. He'll just have to be messed with. Plus: he wants a prize! His phone is carefully pointed waist-up. Horse-Ted just isn't ready for the spotlight yet.]

Hmm, well I have an idea. We'll need to run some tests to confirm it, however. Got to be certain of these things.

1. First, stand very still. See if any praise you as a work of art. Grotesque, I think, is the proper term.
2. Next, get a lot of water poured on you. See if it comes off in interesting ways.
3. Finally, see if you rouse fear. Everglade, of course, would be best.

[Video]

[om_nom_namur]

Say that like it ain't shit that happens every damn day. 'Cept I thought grotesque was an insult. Maybe humans ain't as big a buncha shits as I thought if that's praise.

[He looks thoughtful at that.]

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[youfool]

I would think sprouting wings and stone would be a rare occurrence.

It's, ah, certainly a term of accuracy! [As in, accurately categorizing deliberately ugly art...]

[Video]

[om_nom_namur]

Well yeah, that is. But that weren't the things y' said t' check on.

[His eyes go wide.]

Oh! Maybe my GF interface is startin' t' work 'gain! This's totally shit Alexander an' the Brothers'd pull on me. Hang on!

[Namur pokes at a watch he wears on his wrist. He waits expectantly, then pokes it again, a little harder. Then he deflates a little.]

Nevermind, guess not. Damn, who knew I'd miss havin' all them assholes livin' in my head? Oh well.

Whatcha mean it's a term a accuracy? Shit means what I think it means, don't it?

[Video]

[purrinpumpkin]

[A very busty lady appears on screen, jumping up and down with excitement]

Oh! Oh! I wanna guess! Blair wants to win!

[Video]

[om_nom_namur]

[Dear Lord of the Sea, between this 'maid and Sonico, Genessia's shaping up to be a lecherous wonderland.

And this guy? Definitely a lech.

Evidence: he doesn't respond right away. He rewinds that video message and watches it over a couple of times before jumping into a live feed. His smile might be charming, if Blair's the type that digs row after row of razor sharp teeth.]

A'ight, so tell me. What in the hell did I turn int'?

[Video] I'm sorry!

[purrinpumpkin]

[Oh, wait a minute, she actually needed to guess something.]

Um, ugly. Is it ugly?

[This guy didn't look normal. He almost reminded her of a Kishin (a soul turned evil). What was with the teeth and pale skin too. Was he sick or something?]

What did I win??

[video]

[rejected_trash]

Dunno; it's a good look though.

[Don't trust his judgement; he wears mask.]

[video]

[om_nom_namur]

Right? Pretty badass, huh? Sheheheh!

[He still has the wings, and if he concentrates really hard, he can make them fan out behind him.]

Shit, I gotta get a mirror, see where t' put these things so they look the coolest.

What'd y' turn int'?

[video]

[rejected_trash]

Try and raise them a little higher, like your about to do an attack.

[He frowns at the question and moves the camera back; it's been mostly focused on his mask. He looks like he rolled in glitter, with faint green swirls on his skin, pointy ears, and large gossamer wings.]

A bug.

[nolifecount]

[Head tilts. What's Namur? Judging by how his skin looks somewhat shiny and smooth like a rock, and he's flying, a gargoyle perhaps?]

Hey kid. Seems like the night gets busy, eh?

By the way, Gargoyle?

[om_nom_namur]

Always does. An' yeah, that seems t' be what peeps keep gettin' at, so yer probly right.

Mean.

Not that I didn't already know.

Jus' wanted t' know if y' all knowed. Heh.

[He totally didn't know.]

[nolifecount]

What? So you didn't know what you are?

Well, I took a guess and say gargoyle, but dragon works too. Can you breathe fire?

[Video]

[enchantressofore]

A victim of the same curse that many of us seem to be under?

[ Says the girl with black spiral horns and bat-like wings. Yeah it happened to her too. ]

I will admit the stone is a nice pattern on you, Namur. I find myself a little jealous of that.

[Video]

[om_nom_namur]

Ooooooooh.

[Sorry Adela. He kinda digs the look.]

Got some rockin' headgear sweetheart. What'd y' turn int'?

[Video]

[enchantressofore]

... Must I say it?

[ She might be turning a liiiiiiiittle red there. ]

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[orangeoutlaw]

RAWRRRRRR!!!

[banzaaaaai! Have a panther in a hat on your back as he chews on the wing joint. Om nom nom namur]

You don't taste good at all. [what is the point of looking like rock candy if you still taste like Namur?] Hey can you fly with these things? [bats at one]

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[om_nom_namur]

Damn it, Ace!

[Namur drops to the ground and rolls, trying to get his brother off.

And then it clicks.]

Why the hell d' y' look like a snow lion? Know I ate them damn things for two years livin' in the mountains. Ow!

[It is much to Namur's relief when Ace leaves off biting his shitty new wings in favor of batting at them like a toy. Namur rolls his eyes, rolls onto his stomach, and begins teasing cat!Ace with the clawed joint.]

Hell if I know. Ain't bothered findin' out.

[And he won't, either.]

[Not without some nudging.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

I'm a panther. [obviously. He bats at the joint happily enough.]

Why haven't you? Chicken? [the purring that's started low in his throat may detract a bit from this heinous slur]

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[strawberrypenguin]

A Rock Dragon?

[He knew it wasn't the right answer, but it was the most fun.]

video;

[om_nom_namur]

D' rock dragons gotta breathe fire? Cuz I tried doin' that already an' jus' got a face full a fish burp.

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[strawberrypenguin]

No. I mean they are made of rock, how would they be able to even make fire?

[Logic, which given what a dragon is doesn't make a lot of sense.]

[Video]

[justicereigns]

You too, huh?

[Guess who's white, rock, and smokey except more rock than smokey now?]

[Yes, it's the bitchy marine.]

It's a gargoyle, I believe. I'm surprised you didn't ask your nakama. Isn't one of them a mythic zoan?

[But whatever. Lights up his cigars.] Are your muscles as stiff as a board unless you keep them moving too?

[Video]

[om_nom_namur]

Well I obviously ain't a phoenix, so what's Marco got t' do with anythin'?

An' I ain't sat on my ass long 'nuff t' find out. Got shit t' do, wings or no, aye?

Re: [Video] [Backdated to the 29th, around 6 pm]

[youfool]

[Everything looked about perfect. Just having fun with the posts until he sees this. Smoker's a gargoyle too? The injustice! Wait, no, it can't be injustice with Smoker. He's kinda jealous anyway. But more than that: excited.]

"You too, Smoker! How fortunate; I almost missed it. Can you make time tonight, right away? And promise not to break Namur to pieces while you're at it?"