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genessia2016-11-05 01:31 am
fukkinawesome) wrote in genessia2016-11-05 01:31 am
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Excuse me.
I got a question.
[There... is a very oddly dressed man on screen. A full body spandex suit with a mask, which on anyone else would look stupid-
It still looks stupid.
But it looks stupid while showcasing the fact that this man is built like a brick shit house and is further more, armed to the teeth. Two katanas sheathed at his back, two guns in the holster, a bandolier filled with ammo, it appears there's a few daggers sheathed around his boots-]
Can I get this necklace in maybe like a vermilion or like maybe a dark sort of galaxy cut ruby?
I got fucking taste here, don't insult me with this garbage.
[And a text later]
Also where the fuck am I and who do I have to shank for a sandwich around here?
I got a question.
[There... is a very oddly dressed man on screen. A full body spandex suit with a mask, which on anyone else would look stupid-
It still looks stupid.
But it looks stupid while showcasing the fact that this man is built like a brick shit house and is further more, armed to the teeth. Two katanas sheathed at his back, two guns in the holster, a bandolier filled with ammo, it appears there's a few daggers sheathed around his boots-]
Can I get this necklace in maybe like a vermilion or like maybe a dark sort of galaxy cut ruby?
I got fucking taste here, don't insult me with this garbage.
[And a text later]
Also where the fuck am I and who do I have to shank for a sandwich around here?
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[ A pause. ]
What do you like on your sandwich?
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... Salami, ham, turkey and mustard.
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Any sides or a drink?
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Milk.
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Are you still at the Bay?
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[Wow Wade what happened to all the 5edgy6me]
Uh... y'know like I was kidding about the sandwich.
[Not really buy he feels like a bit of a dick for asking for it now]
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[ To assure him, Sertoria's smile is a mile wide. ]
Now, will you require any additional help? Such as a place to live, more money for a couple of months -- anything of the sort?
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Look lady, I don't even fully own my own soul here, I can swear there's nothing in me to take anymore, legit.
Like I can maybe steal you a car but that's it.
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Forgive me if this is personal, but has it been so long for you that random acts of kindness are foreign to you now?
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No.
My wife made me lunch yesterday it was great.
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........
Um.
"A Sandwich."
[YOU SEE.]
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Look I even found a dog.
It's great, I love not being inside a dark wet cave!