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[fukkinawesome]

Excuse me.

I got a question.

[There... is a very oddly dressed man on screen. A full body spandex suit with a mask, which on anyone else would look stupid-

It still looks stupid.

But it looks stupid while showcasing the fact that this man is built like a brick shit house and is further more, armed to the teeth. Two katanas sheathed at his back, two guns in the holster, a bandolier filled with ammo, it appears there's a few daggers sheathed around his boots-]

Can I get this necklace in maybe like a vermilion or like maybe a dark sort of galaxy cut ruby?

I got fucking taste here, don't insult me with this garbage.

[And a text later]

Also where the fuck am I and who do I have to shank for a sandwich around here?

Comments

[Video]

[aurabble]

[Oh god this guy looks like a superhero.]

You don't like the necklace? I thought it looked cool. Besides, the color isn't going to change much.

Re: [Video]

[fukkinawesome]

[You've got fifty percent of that phrase right!]

It looks like I mugged Lovey Howell's drag queen kit.

The fashion disaster I just watched told me I need it as I.D so I was kind of just hoping to get it redone like my drivers license.

They do that right.

Right?

[Video]

[aurabble]

So keep it in your pocket. Do you have pockets?

[His mind is on when can he get a drivers license and "borrow" Weiss' care when--

Hang on.

Did he just--

Narrows his eyes.]

You look like you're wearing a sock on your head and you're commenting on Weiss Schnee's sense of fashion? Can you see through that mask? The classiest woman in Genessia and Remnant takes time out of her day to provide everyone with a recording and that's what you get out of it?

[He was wrong about you.]

[ video ]

[ascendedbeing]

You need not shank anyone for a sandwich. I will be happy to make one for you for free, sir.

Re: [ video ]

[fukkinawesome]

... So no really how much is the sandwich?

[ video ]

[ascendedbeing]

Free.

audio

[historywhiplash]

You could try painting it with nail polish if it really needs to match, I'm sure they make it in your shade. I knew a bunch of the rich sort did that sort of thing, especially the ones with way too much time on their hands.

You're in Genessia, there was a pamphlet and everything.

Re: audio

[fukkinawesome]

Ew but then it'll get all goobery and wear off, gross.

Yeah about that pamphlet.

[LOOK THERE WAS NO BATHROOM]

Re: audio

[historywhiplash]

That's why you let it dry first, I mean if Paris Hilton can do it I think you can figure it out.

There was also that hologram chick.

video;

[stairsbro]

Nah, I looked into switching the color of the jewels for the red aesthetic already. There's nothing down that road, bro.
...How the fuck do you take a piss in that thing?

Re: video;

[fukkinawesome]

The bottom half isn't connected to the top half. But still.

Very carefully.

video;

[stairsbro]

I still think my caped pajamas are pretty much the best costume choice of all time, just on comfort levels alone here, but the detachable bottom is pretty genius. I'm still not sold on the mask thing cause sometimes you hero guys look like it's just a fancy sock over your head. But points to you. I think this might be the best one yet because you're proof that can only go for the spandex if you're jacked as shit. Storm's okay, like the dude obviously works on his shit but he looks like he's wearing footies in comparison. Like. Holy fuck. You look like you could bench press two fat pimps while fucking their top lady at the same time and then automatically acquire every lady after because you kicked the pimps asses. Do you ever just have people grope you when you rescue them? That is real, right? It's not padded. I don't think there's enough room in there for padding. I feel like it's hard not to stare here. Not that I am but the design is giving me a focal point cause you automatically look at the red and follow that shit down to- Anyway, about the sandwich... There's a deli with okay ones. You wanna seek out the sandwich truck though.

[ video ]

[herbarium]

Uhh… d-don’t shank anyone?

[ she’s leaning over a counter, a damp cloth in one hand as she wipes said counter down. although it already looked clean enough, honestly. ]

Sandwich? You should visit the Nightroad Thrift House and Café! We make really good sandwiches, even desserts!

You must be new, so maybe I can sneak you a free sandwich.

[ just don’t shank anyone in the process. ]

Re: [ video ]

[fukkinawesome]

[WHY ARE THERE SO MANY KIDS HERE]

I promise I won't shank anyone if I am paid in food.

[herbarium]

If you get food all the time, will you promise not to… shank anyone at all?

[ she may be only a kid, but at least she’s doing something with her time here, gosh. deadpool, be grateful. ]

At least not in front of me.

[ gross, okay. ]

[02crusnikabel]

[omg why my employee just have to advertise my place to a cheap assassin oh my god noooo and seriously a sandwich, not money, too cheap for you]

Now, now settle down~. There's no need to...um...shank anyone for a sandwich! I heard there are many, many job openings for someone as ruthless and blood-thirsty as yourself! Mercernary and bounty hunter openings is a plenty for employment if you just take the time to go check the help wanted!

[fukkinawesome]

I'm getting free sandwiches to not do that though.

[02crusnikabel]

You won't be getting free sandwiches forever, and neither finding a place to stay and pay for rent. This place, is called Genessia. It works like the real world.

[Of course, his employees will do that forever probably, giving Deadpool free food.]

If you really, really need money, there is work for someone like you.

video;

[unhappy]

Probably the cashier at a sandwich shop. If you get the guy making the sandwiches no one's going to be around there to make it.

Re: video;

[fukkinawesome]

All sandwich makers will be spared the great cleansing.

[purrinpumpkin]

[This guy was kinda weird looking but the spandex did fill out nicely in all the right places.]

How about a fish sandwich?

[Take that any way you'd like]

And ya know, you'd probably look much cuter without the silly mask!

[fukkinawesome]

Lady, if you make me fish sandwiches I will live off of them.

[Ha. Ha ha.]

You're hot and funny, that's like all two of the standards I pretend to have.

video;

[sizedoesntmatter]

Please don't shank anyone for something like a sandwich. There are plenty of places that have such things.

[He seemed nervous never the less.]

Re: video;

[fukkinawesome]

But they're not free sandwiches!

[notquitedracula]

It could be worse. It could be so very, very much worse. Just... trust me on that.

[Guess who's seen Hell's idea of high fashion?]

I don't have any sandwiches, but I can give you a curry and rice that's to die for.