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[fukkinawesome]

Excuse me.

I got a question.

[There... is a very oddly dressed man on screen. A full body spandex suit with a mask, which on anyone else would look stupid-

It still looks stupid.

But it looks stupid while showcasing the fact that this man is built like a brick shit house and is further more, armed to the teeth. Two katanas sheathed at his back, two guns in the holster, a bandolier filled with ammo, it appears there's a few daggers sheathed around his boots-]

Can I get this necklace in maybe like a vermilion or like maybe a dark sort of galaxy cut ruby?

I got fucking taste here, don't insult me with this garbage.

[And a text later]

Also where the fuck am I and who do I have to shank for a sandwich around here?

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[historywhiplash]

Neptune can destroy a planet dude, pyrotechnics can't hold a candle to that.

Find me a bar to work at and you'll get your first one on me.

Re: audio

[fukkinawesome]

But it's so cool looking!

Dude I just got here. I mean maybe I can kick the owner out of a bar for you.

Re: audio

[historywhiplash]

So's the giant glaive, and I like a lady who knows what she's doing swinging a weapon.

Nah, I don't think I'm much of the owner sort at the moment.

Re: audio

[fukkinawesome]

But Mars has the best color pallet!

Well look, you're pretty much obligated now to have me try that Pluto drink, you can't just talk about it and not let me try it.

Re: audio

[historywhiplash]

Different strokes I guess.

Once I get a gig bartending I will, promise. Scouts honor.

[Not that he was ever a boyscout.]

I didn't catch your name...

Re: audio

[fukkinawesome]

I'm holding you to that, dude.

Deadpool. Didn't catch yours either.