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[fukkinawesome]

Excuse me.

I got a question.

[There... is a very oddly dressed man on screen. A full body spandex suit with a mask, which on anyone else would look stupid-

It still looks stupid.

But it looks stupid while showcasing the fact that this man is built like a brick shit house and is further more, armed to the teeth. Two katanas sheathed at his back, two guns in the holster, a bandolier filled with ammo, it appears there's a few daggers sheathed around his boots-]

Can I get this necklace in maybe like a vermilion or like maybe a dark sort of galaxy cut ruby?

I got fucking taste here, don't insult me with this garbage.

[And a text later]

Also where the fuck am I and who do I have to shank for a sandwich around here?

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[fukkinawesome]

[Wade wins, point goes to Wade]

Damn straight I can.

... Okay so I'm pretty sure there's like a lot of abandoned apartments around here I can just squat in.

[02crusnikabel]

[Actually, there is no abandoned apartments in the game. Weh. It's either find a job quickly or be a hobo or moocher.]

W-well, good luck to that. I tried living in an abandon church when I first arrived here, and then I was found out and they told I have to pay something called a mortgage, but it was discounted if I can fix and repair the church. I don't know what's that, but whatever it is, I was broke at the time, so I was like no way.

And that's how I live in an apartment.

[fukkinawesome]

Alright, fine.

I'll just kick some fucker out of his house.

[02crusnikabel]

That works, if you don't want to get caught by the police.

Um...just check your CPU, that portable device thing to check out the laws of each cities.

[fukkinawesome]

Which one of these cities cares less about forcible home takeover?

[02crusnikabel]

Each city has their own justice systems. You can find out more at Schnee Company in Nova City for more information.

But uuum, let see. Attleton and Genessia is normal, Nova City has flying cars and robots, Fayren is magical but has creepy puppets for patrol, and Everglade has vampires and werewolves.

[fukkinawesome]

... I don't like any of them, when's the next bus out?

[02crusnikabel]

I think we're stuck here until the place is done with you.

And don't try to hit the barriers that surround the city. You will passed out for days and be in coma in the hospital.

[fukkinawesome]

But what if like, I hit the barrier so many time they go sick of me.

What about that.

[02crusnikabel]

Hey, you just got here. Um...it's gonna hurt a lot if you tried to crack through the barrier. Believe me, I tried. Not a good idea.

I don't know much of anything about beyond that.

[fukkinawesome]

Look, I just got here and I already know it's balls, where's the exit.