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[fukkinawesome]

Excuse me.

I got a question.

[There... is a very oddly dressed man on screen. A full body spandex suit with a mask, which on anyone else would look stupid-

It still looks stupid.

But it looks stupid while showcasing the fact that this man is built like a brick shit house and is further more, armed to the teeth. Two katanas sheathed at his back, two guns in the holster, a bandolier filled with ammo, it appears there's a few daggers sheathed around his boots-]

Can I get this necklace in maybe like a vermilion or like maybe a dark sort of galaxy cut ruby?

I got fucking taste here, don't insult me with this garbage.

[And a text later]

Also where the fuck am I and who do I have to shank for a sandwich around here?

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Re: video;

[fukkinawesome]

Well yeah. Trump's running for president too, so we might be living in the Pluto Nash universe at some point.

Is the ironic part of it having no one know you had parts of your real teeth drilled out and replaced with a material that's still technically biodegradable and will eventually rot away to mush inside your mouth under the constant wear and tear of food and digestive enzymes?

That's too edgy for me.

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[stairsbro]

Maybe my universe ended on a high-note.

Get on my level, Deadpool.

Re: video;

[fukkinawesome]

I guess I'm too basic for your universe, man.

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[stairsbro]

I'll overlook it for now.