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[fukkinawesome]

Excuse me.

I got a question.

[There... is a very oddly dressed man on screen. A full body spandex suit with a mask, which on anyone else would look stupid-

It still looks stupid.

But it looks stupid while showcasing the fact that this man is built like a brick shit house and is further more, armed to the teeth. Two katanas sheathed at his back, two guns in the holster, a bandolier filled with ammo, it appears there's a few daggers sheathed around his boots-]

Can I get this necklace in maybe like a vermilion or like maybe a dark sort of galaxy cut ruby?

I got fucking taste here, don't insult me with this garbage.

[And a text later]

Also where the fuck am I and who do I have to shank for a sandwich around here?

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[aurabble]

Are you being sarcastic? It's important for me to know because it changes what I might tell you.

It's not even a lot of water. Aquaman a friend of yours?

I can't stand Becky she used markers on my hair once.

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[fukkinawesome]

So I look sarcastic?

[YOU HAVE YOUR MASK BACK ON YOUR FACE IS COVERED, YOU CHODE]

It goes above my waist, anyone can drown in that! No, Aquaman isn't a real person, he's fake like Sasquatch and North Dakota.

You're gonna make her cry, all she wanted was to give you a decent hairstyle.