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YES! The shitty paperwork finally went through!

A'ight y'all, listen up! If y' ain't scared a the dark an' y' ain't scared a ghosts an' vampires an' werewolves an' shit an' yer the kinda person that likes t' get paid...

[He takes a deep breath. That was a lot to say in one breath!]

I'm hirin'!

Need someone t' work full time on the de- phone. Gotta be good at organizin' shit an' makin' schedules an' keepin' track a who's where an' how long they're gonna be at it. Rent y' a li'l office t' work in if y' need, or y' can work from yer own place if that's how y' do. Whatever, so long as y' do a good job I don't give a shit how y' get it done. Officially called the position a scheduler, so if that's the kinda river y' feed int', gimme a ring.

An' I'mma need a buncha badasses t' do the rest. 'S part-time, probly. Move y' up t' full time if we get swamped. Gonna be the kinda work that goes well with bounty huntin' or hangin' in the dungeon or fightin' the coliseum circuit, actually. Jus' somethin' kinda steady y' can do on the side so y' ain't gotta worry if y' need a week off or some shit, aye? All y' gotta do's walk with people an' make sure they get where they's goin', safe an' sound. Prob'ly usually after dark. In Everglade. So there's yer catch, sheheheheh! Gotta know yer way 'round the city or be willin' t' learn it damn fast, in case y' gotta change someone's route for reasons, if y' catch my drift. Also gotta be badass 'nuff t' discourage folk lookin' t' pick a fight with someone, aye? An' beyond that, badass 'nuff t' finish the damn fight an' come out on top if discouragement don't work. Sounds like shit y' wanna do, then let's chat, aye?

Last thing. If yer someone that needs t' get 'round from one place t' 'nother an' yer feelin' a bit nervous 'bout gettin' mugged or hunted, give Jolly Eddy's a call. We'll find y' a friend t' make sure y' get where yer goin' as fuss free as possible. Day or night, no questions asked. Fliers go up at the beginnin' a the week.

That's all.

Later Gaters!

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[He talks like a pirate. How interesting. He reminds him of his Chef back home. Talk tough, defend the kitchen, and always blew it up anyway with flamethrowers.]

Oh, I think I tend to be more tactful than a confrontational approach. Yes, I heard you. That's why if I'm in town, I'm just a phone call away.

[He sends Namur his phone number to his CPU.]

I'm good with clients who preferred a charming English gentleman. You know, if they preferred an aristocratic type.

[Why not? Sebastian is dressed in a black suit. Well-dressed gentleman for hire? Call up ~~007~~ Sebastian.]

[.........]

Y' know we ain't talkin' 'bout the sexual kind a escorts, right?

[...]

Of course. You're a protection agency, right? Otherwise, I wouldn't have answered.

So what's this preferred type shit yer talkin' 'bout? People wanna get where they's goin', an' we're gonna get 'em there an' they ain't gonna complain 'bout it even if their escort looks like shit in a blender. But aye, I'll keep that in mind. Even if 'ristocrats tend t' be fat an' have snot runnin' out their nose more often than not. Guess 's differnt in yer world, huh?

Yes, it's different. I came from England, during the reign of Queen Victoria. It's...it's a very tight-knitted society with social class and standards.

You know that Manor that recently appeared in Everglade? That house is mine. Of course, nobody lives there except me. So, in a way, we're neighbors.

It's unoccupied, and I can't live there everyday, only weekends since I mainly live in Nova City. I run the Funtom Corportion there.

How come y' opened it up if y' weren't gonna use it? Don't that cost like a shitload or somethin'?

If you check your CPU, the network will tell you it's a sub-archway.

[...so yeah, it was publicly known that you need to sacrifice something of personal value in order to open that type of gate.]

It was meant to be a present for a close friend of mine, but he went home back to our homeworld.

Well that's a load a whaleshit. But hey, y' got a li'l piece a yer home t' come here with y', huh? Bet that's kinda nice in a way... There's people in them subarches, right? Kinda nice t' be 'round yer own kind once in awhile, ain't it?