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Awwrite. This ain't my beautiful five star hotel room and this cell ain't my beautiful groupie, what gives.

[He's left the bay. He is gone. He likes water but it is cold as goddamn shit and he's a skinny thing. He doesn't handle being chilly for very long. There is one very cranky siren stalking around Genessia City somewhere, fussing with his communicator and looking dour]

Some hologram lady gave me the general idea, but it's crap so I want a better one. Why's it five million below? When'd it get all wintery all of a sudden? It ain't winter in Australia!

[There's the distinct sound of a trash can being kicked]

I want a hot cocoa and a hot bath and then I want like ten good reasons why I gotta be here and they all better be great. No crap reasons like I'll like it better here than in Sydney cuz that's a load of bullshit.

[OOC: KANI IS A SIREN. With that goes the usual shit that would happen with a siren: Mind control via singing. The permissions for this asshole are here for everyone to opt in/out of having your being controlled by a fairy and/or becoming addicted to fairy music (also its squid hi)]

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[He just nodded in agreement with the other stuff. After all, he'd been friends with some of those.]

P-People told me about another world with s-spaceships and aliens sometimes. But, I never saw it.

Y-You come from a magic world, too?

Sure sure! Ain't all worlds kinda magic though? I mean people might not believe in it, but it's there ain't it?

I-I'm not sure... Some people have said o-other worlds don't have magic...

I-I've never been to those type of w-worlds, though. I'm not sure I'd be... I'd be much use there, anyway.

D-Do you like the future cities b-better than the magic cities?

[Maybe Genessia or something would have been a better place for him.]

I like big cities!

[That came with a big over dramatic hand motion too, flinging both arms out to show just how goddamn big he likes them]

With a ton of people an' lots ta do, an' tons of business! Like theaters an' cafe's an' bars, an' all the street corners ya can find!

M-Maybe Fayren wasn't the right place f-for you... Th-The other cities are a lot bigger.

O-Oh...! But, But Everglade is dangerous.

Everwhat? Why's that? S'it all sandy? Dry? Do they only eat sushi there?

Th-They let people eat people there. I-It's scary.

Y-You don't need to go there, though.

Who's eatin' who? Why? Why they gotta do that? That ain't cool.

N-Non-humans are allowed to eat h-humans. I tried t-telling people that's it's wrong f-for people to eat people, b-but they say if they need to eat p-people to live then it's okay...

But...

But it's not f-fair to let someone k-keep killing other people.

... So I ain't gonna be all eaten cuz I ain't human.

[PRIORITIES]

Oh... O-Oh yeah, I guess humans d-don't get that old...

[Still, that didn't exactly seem to cheer him up.]

Nah nah. I'mma fairy. A siren.

[Then again, he was a prime vampire target at home]

... There vampires in this Everplace?

I... I think so.

Wh-What's a siren?

What's a siren?

Tell me whaddya think of when uh.... I say... mermaid?

F-Fish people.

[Though he didn't seem to have any negative connotation in the way he said it. He thought of Disney-style mermaids more than traditional ones.]

Pretty fish people, right? All long an' pretty, long hair, nice skin, big ol' eyes, right?

Well that's what a siren is where I'm from. An'... mermaids kinda actually look more like dolphin people, but ol Chris Columbus gave us some crap PR an' now everyone thinks we're mermaids.

S-SO like... Like two kinds of f-fish people?

[He tilted his head curiously.]

H-How come Chris Columbus did that?

Cuz he didn't do no stinkin' research an' just said what he saw were mermaids cuz he's a dick.

But yeah, two kinds of fish people. We look real different, but mermaids sound cuddlier than sirens do.

I-I think you seem really cuddly.

[He was trying to make him feel better, since he seemed to think mermaids sounded cuddlier.]

I think... I think people would think that n-no matter what you were called.

Awwww, yer super nice, Puddin'!

Sirens are prettier though. An' we sound better too. Ya ever hear a siren sing? I betcha not, since ya don't know what one is.

Ya gotta hear it. Once in a lifetime!

R-Really?

[He shook his head, but stopped midway.]

I-I've heard you sing.

That ain't real singin'. I ain't showed ya real singin', Puddin'.

I-It wasn't...?

...Was... Was I singing?

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