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[yesterdays_hero]

Hey, how's it going?

[Bet you haven't seen this guy in a while. Pine no longer! Captain Hammer is here.]

Some of you don't know me, so allow me to remedy that. I'm Captain Hammer, and I'm the city's guardian. If you have any problems, come to me. It's my job to keep the peace and be the hero.

[He folds his arms, grinning his trademark grin.]

Today I'll be touring the school and giving an anti-drug talk to the kids, so I'll be out of touch for a few hours while I do that. If any of you attend the school, feel free to say hi. I give autographs at no charge for students.

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[yesterdays_hero]

[Why would she care about meth heads? They deserve what they get for being idiots with meth in the first place. That's what these talks are FOR, and if a kid's too dumb and rebellious to listen, they pay the consequences. It's not like it comes as a big surprise. But fine. He delivers his speech, and even has a catchy musical number tossed in there. Where does the music come from? WHO. EVEN. KNOWS. But the message isn't really much different than any other 'say no to drugs' presentation. There's just an absence of stupid puppets, and an advisory for kids to call Hammer if they ever come across someone who offers them drugs, so he can punch the drug dealer straight into a prison cell.]