Not at all private, but Bane's been pinged personally for it anyway/Video

[fukkinawesome]

Hey.

Angel Eyes.

It's fucking boring as hell, please tell me you're not too busy brooding over giant wads of money to hang out for a few hours.

Fuckin' no one at the club on a Monday night, I can ditch it.

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[cadbane]

[The bounty hunter makes no move to stop him. Maybe Wade was just suicidal but he wasn't attached enough to him yet to care too much one way or the other, despite the relatively pleasant day they'd been having. The headshot was unexpected but he wasn't expecting him to actually die. He knew of enough strange things in the galaxy that for now he was taking at his word that healing would happen. He watched, and after a moment that did indeed occur. It was quite fascinating, really - and something that he could possibly exploit. Although, on the other hand, it would also be difficult to rid himself of Deadpool, were they ever to part ways on bad terms.]

It's a handy trick. It must serve you well in a fight.

[fukkinawesome]

[It'd be damn near impossible unless Bane found some way to launch Wade clean off the planet.

The merc slowly pushes himself back up, the mask with a brand new hole at the top. Lesions and scar tissue everywhere, even as the rest of it healed perfectly.]

Well I have not died yet, so yeah I guess it's pretty fuckin' handy.

[cadbane]

[He crosses his arms, leaning back against the wall where he's standing.]

So what else can you do?

[fukkinawesome]

Well I was gonna show you until you decided you didn't wanna play fight with me, assbutt.

[cadbane]

I don't play fight.

But I'll admit this partnership is looking to have more and more potential.

[fukkinawesome]

Well not right now, clearly.

Look, I'm probably the best goddamn friend you'll get around here if we measure friendship in estimated body counts.

[cadbane]

[He's never looking for friends but he's impressed enough to think Deadpool would be good to have around. As long as he stopped popping in out of nowhere.]

I'm sure we can have a mutually beneficial arrangement here.

So does this mean you're no longer claiming certain cities as yours alone?

[fukkinawesome]

I told you bro, as long as you invite me, I don't care.

I mean I kinda got a pretty sick job right now, but more money is more money.

[Something had to pay the pain killer and ammo bill.]

[cadbane]

What job? The bar?

[fukkinawesome]

The club on top of the bar. I'm an event host most of the time.

Pays pretty good, which is good for me because the way bounties work here I don't think I could make a good enough regular paycheck otherwise.

Shit doesn't usually pay that well.

[cadbane]

I may have to look into a side job too, in that case.

[He's not sure what he could do, though, since he's been a bounty hunter for all his working life.]

[fukkinawesome]

Most of the stuff here is pretty tame, you kind of have to make your own fun.

I don't think you'd be such an awesome librarian or retail worker, lets just be honest with each other here.

[cadbane]

It doesn't have to be fun. It just has to pay well.

[fukkinawesome]

Buddy, pal. Friendo.

You will lose your goddamn mind at a job you can't at least kind of stand, you know that right?

[cadbane]

Yeah, well, I'm not just going to take anything. But I do want to move out of this dump sometime.

[fukkinawesome]

Well you can bunk at my place for a while until you find somewhere less shitty, I hear you there man.

[cadbane]

Where exactly do you live?

[He's not sure if it'd be the best idea to move in with Wade but it may be better than the Commonspace.]

[fukkinawesome]

Condo near the club. I got a guest room and shit, you can just crash there for a while until you have a steady income.

[cadbane]

I'll have to check it out first.

[fukkinawesome]

Yeah sure whatever. It's legit, I'll let you have my spare key.

[Because really? Wade does not give a shit if Bane has the spare. Even if the bounty hunter is as untrustworthy as a snake, Wade's never been one too concerned with getting shanked or shot]

[cadbane]

[Unless somebody pays Bane to hunt Wade down, he probably isn't in much danger from the bounty hunter. He takes the key and will move in shortly afterward.]