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genessia2017-02-14 01:55 pm
chicken_kun) wrote in genessia2017-02-14 01:55 pm
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[immediately at video's start, Bartolomeo is already lazily twirling something red and sequinned around one finger. Yes, that is in fact his red sequin speedo from the date auction. He's making sure everyone can see it now, even if he's not wearing it. Be grateful he's not wearing it.]
You know what takes all the wind right out of the sails of the best pranks? Nobody even reacting to it. Am I right, people who shittily signed their friends up for the auction only to have them not even show up? Yeah, you know who you are. Sucks, don't it? Nobody's even there to gasp and hide their face in their hands and go oh you're so terrible! why would you do that? Although I guess that means they weren't there to be embarrassed when nobody bid on them either, heh.
Pretty lame auction if you ask me. Handful of people using it as an excuse to pay for a date with a person they're too chicken to talk to like normal human beings. Hideous. Totally hideous. BUt what else do you expect from people? [and then he sits up sharply, leaning in close to the camera. Spoilers, one of his lackeys is filming it for him] But if I find out who put Namur's name in there, you can bet I'll be on their doorstep in five minutes to kick their ass. That was real shitty of you, whoever you are, and I got no problem teaching you some damn manners.
[sitting back again, abrupt mood change back to lazy! He draws the speedo back and snaps it at the camera like a rubber band]
Shame nobody got my performance on camera. That was pure gold, man.
You know what takes all the wind right out of the sails of the best pranks? Nobody even reacting to it. Am I right, people who shittily signed their friends up for the auction only to have them not even show up? Yeah, you know who you are. Sucks, don't it? Nobody's even there to gasp and hide their face in their hands and go oh you're so terrible! why would you do that? Although I guess that means they weren't there to be embarrassed when nobody bid on them either, heh.
Pretty lame auction if you ask me. Handful of people using it as an excuse to pay for a date with a person they're too chicken to talk to like normal human beings. Hideous. Totally hideous. BUt what else do you expect from people? [and then he sits up sharply, leaning in close to the camera. Spoilers, one of his lackeys is filming it for him] But if I find out who put Namur's name in there, you can bet I'll be on their doorstep in five minutes to kick their ass. That was real shitty of you, whoever you are, and I got no problem teaching you some damn manners.
[sitting back again, abrupt mood change back to lazy! He draws the speedo back and snaps it at the camera like a rubber band]
Shame nobody got my performance on camera. That was pure gold, man.
video;
Can you repeat said performance?
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[super fangy grin into the camera] You want me to? Oi, Fred, go get that speedo I shot across the room. Somebody wants an encore.
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Okay.
Stop.
Barty wants to take care of it, let him. It's an act of mercy, really.]
Leave 'em 'live an' bring 'em t' me when yer done.
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