[video] Jasper get off the network.

[thebigcheeto]

[It's only been, like, an hour since she was last on the network but she's back and even more pissed than before.]

WHERE IS THIS TANNUSEN? HOW DO I FIND HIM?!

[She had a cat to murder. She's a rock on a mission.]

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[feckinboomstick]

[... Shit.]

That's me godsbedamned tiger, thank ye.

I'll also thank ye to not go smashin' his stupid smug feckin' face in.

[thebigcheeto]

He's... Your's? [Squint. Is that how humans worked?]

Where is he?!

[No promises not to kill the tiger.]

[feckinboomstick]

None of your feckin' business.

[thebigcheeto]

TELL ME. [She snarled at the phone, like that would help.]

[feckinboomstick]

Oh I'm shakin' in me boots.

Nae, you're out of luck, I'll not be tellin' ye and you'll not be puttin' hands on him.

[Much to Tannusen's eternal chagrin, he was sure]

[thebigcheeto]

Fine. Where are you? [Maybe the tiger will show up if she threatens his... whatever Cassian is.]

[feckinboomstick]

Why the damn hell would I tell ye that, yer an emotionally incontinent orange giant. I don't want my face broken either.

[thebigcheeto]

I will find you and destroy you too. [She will totally break your face.]

[feckinboomstick]

Ye ain't gonna make a whole lot of friends here if yer first reaction is to smash 'em all.

Ye do know we got the option of just comin' back after ye pound us all to jelly, aye?

[thebigcheeto]

I'll keep pounding your all into dirt until you stop coming back. I don't need friends. I need to get out of here. But first, I'll take care of your and your 'tiger'.

[feckinboomstick]

Ye fancy yerself a pretty powerful person.

There's a great deal of folks here though.

And there's only one of ye.

And not all of us are quite so pulpy.

[thebigcheeto]

I'm not worried about them. [She practically radiates with arrogance.] You'll turn into pulp, your tiger will turn into pulp. That's all that matters.

[feckinboomstick]

Yer a right pecker head, ain't ye.

[thebigcheeto]

A what.

[Don't answer that.]

Call me what you want, I. Will. Find. You.

[feckinboomstick]

I don't doubt that, place isn't too big and I'm not exactly subtle lookin'.

[Being the only albino priest around]

I wouldn't try it though.

[thebigcheeto]

[All humans look pretty weird to her.]

Ha! You think you can stop me?

[feckinboomstick]

I betcha if I can't I can give ye one hell of a headache.

[thebigcheeto]

You're welcome to try.