[Video] | Here for all your egg related needs

[klutzette]

[Colette smiles and waves to the camera, an egg on her lap.]

Hello! It looks like everyone got these eggs yesterday, but so many of you don't know how to properly care for them! You can't kick your egg, you can't put it in a fridge, and you definitely cannot drop it out a window. You have to treat it with love! These poor things have been separated from their mommies, so it's up to us to keep them safe and warm. Wrap them in a blanket, keep them on your lap, or sit on them like a chicken does. It also might help to talk to it and give it little kisses so it knows that it's still loved, right, Little Egg?

[She pecks the top of her egg and rubs her cheek against it, giggling lightly.]

Now I know that some of you are really busy with work, and you're worried that you won't be able to care for your egg properly. So if you need it, I'm willing to come check on your eggs while you're away to make sure that they're getting all the love and attention that they need to stay healthy.

If you have any questions about caring for your egg at all, please let me know! These babies are counting on us to keep them safe, and we can't let them down!

Comments

[klutzette]

[Colette is baffled by his reaction. Not possible? Did they not get along?

Oh. Oh no. They had died hadn't they? And she just had to bring it up.]

Oh my goodness, I am so sorry! I didn't mean to bring up any more painful memories. I'm sure that they're watching over you, though.

[captain_by_the_book]

Thank you.

[ He could smile and brush it off, but there's no real reason to put on a mask, and odd comfort in letting the discomfort spread. Real emotions are precious, even when uncomfortable. ]

It doesn't matter. They've been gone for a long time... and I can't go back. I died.