0 Failed Attempts at World Dominiation [Video]

[onlybuildsawesome]

Greeting Citizens of "Genessia."

The name's Wily; The brilliant scientist Doctor Albert W. Wily.

Lets just right down to business, shall we? You can all bow down and accept me as your new ruler. Since I cannot return to my own world and complete my plans for world domination there, I'll simply take this place over instead.

Don't try and resist as I have already crafted eight Robot Masters to crush anyone who dares to oppose me.

Thomas, if you're somehow out there, I dare you send to your little go-fer bot to try and stop me, it wont work this time, I assure you.

Comments

[onlybuildsawesome]

[Wily just grunts. It looked like he had a lot of work ahead of him. Too many dofus' with egos to be crushed, too many muscle bound losers who needed to be taken down a peg.]

Is a threadjack okay?

[baconandsnausages]

[...really, dudes? this over a public network?]

You're both morons. [No really, he's pretty convinced you two have a terminal case of the stupids. And be glad he doesn't know you were behind the whole stealing people thing before the city reboot bison. He still has a a trunk of weapons with your name on.]

[onlybuildsawesome]

Hmph.

You clearly can't see true genius when it's right in front of you.

[baconandsnausages]

[Excuse him while he snorts, amused] Right. Two people fighting about who's going to be supreme ruler in a town that's generally populated by what most people would call 'overpowered freaks' [He doesn't mean that meanly, it's just the best way to put it for explaining quickly] that were living their lives quite happily before you both start threatening to upset things over a public network is true genius.

I don't need to ask how this is going to turn out.

[onlybuildsawesome]

Hmph. That was hardly fighting, I was just putting a simpleton in his place.

Would you rather me open with a full scale assault on the city? I'm trying to give you people a chance to surrender before things get out of hand. Forgive me for trying to show some courtesy.

[baconandsnausages]

Full-scale assault? [He thinks about it, making a mental note to check how much ammo he has for the arsenal... just in case. But still.] Again, I don't need to ask how that one will turn out. But let me know if you try - I want to see you get your ass handed to you before you get anywhere.