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[An anonymous text message goes out to all devices. It seems to emulate a blog post.]

Genessia, Sunny-Side Up

All over the five cities, people are waking up to enormous eggs in their rooms. Who, or what could be laying them if not the residents themselves? Many have tried to get to the yolk of the matter, but have not been successful - shell shocked by the eggs apparent persistence to not be the next Humpty-Dumpty.

So, Genessia, where were you when your day got scambled? Are you omeletting it slide?

~ The Ghostly Gossip

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[chicken_kun]

Dear Gossip,

that was bad and you should feel bad

no love,

Barto

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I should feel bad, but I don't.

~ The Ghostly Gossip

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[orlokbutterfly]

gotta admit

the puns were pretty eggcellent.

10/10 would subscribe again

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♥

Good to know my jokes weren't too hard-boiled.

~The Ghostly Gossip

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[gamerrep]

So many egg jokes. I'm keeping mine, I ever doodled a face on mine.

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Would you like to take photos and submit them to The Ghostly Gossip?

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[gamerrep]

Why would a picture of a drawn on face on a egg make it to a gossip thing?

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[moviemagic]

I was having an eggellent day when the egg appeared. I had been thinking about going to have a spa day.

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[stairsbro]

ok
who hatched this one
are we making this a frequent thing

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Hopefully this is the last time we see giant eggs appear out of thin air.
But can we be certain in this kooky-spooky world?

~The Ghostly Gossip

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[captain_by_the_book]

Funny.

[ Not really. But hey, at least someone's having fun with this, he sure isn't. ]