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[alwaysimpaled]

Hey, so, someone familiar with... what'd the paper call 'em? Pokemon? I could use some advice. Those eggs that everyone got? Yeah, mine hatched... into this.

[He turns the camera around to show a Tepig sniffing at an old pizza box on a table across from his desk.]

Cute little thing, but he's already set me on fire three times, and I've got no idea what they eat so I've just been sharing pizza with him. He seems to like it.

Hell, I'm not even sure he's a he. I'd just... appreciate any advice y'all have before he torches my shop. I kinda like it not on fire.

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[youfool]

[Attacking the trainer right off the bat. Worst pokemon? Worst trainer? Or is it an Ash-Pikachu dynamic? The world may never know.]

Berries and..."poffins", whatever those are. An oddly universal victual for them.

As for the ah, conflagration, you might seek more productive outlets, such as other pokemon. It's especially potent on grass and ice types.

[That sounded less violent in his head.]

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[alwaysimpaled]

The hell's a poffin?

Yeah, I'm not really into dogfights, and he doesn't seem too interested in doing much more than eating and sleeping. It's the sneezes you have to watch.

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[youfool]

A kind of gourmet food for the creatures, universally beloved.

Oh, I'm glad that's all it was! Not to, uh, play down immolation, of course.

Pigfights might do the trick. Have you tried? He might enjoy it. Wouldn't want to keep him a piglet forever, eh?