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[alwaysimpaled]

Hey, so, someone familiar with... what'd the paper call 'em? Pokemon? I could use some advice. Those eggs that everyone got? Yeah, mine hatched... into this.

[He turns the camera around to show a Tepig sniffing at an old pizza box on a table across from his desk.]

Cute little thing, but he's already set me on fire three times, and I've got no idea what they eat so I've just been sharing pizza with him. He seems to like it.

Hell, I'm not even sure he's a he. I'd just... appreciate any advice y'all have before he torches my shop. I kinda like it not on fire.

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[unhappy]

I'm pretty sure anyone would set you on fire if you shoved your face in there like a freak and they wouldn't be wrong to. Have you never met an animal before?

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[alwaysimpaled]

Yeah, I'm not really an animal person, but I'm pretty sure that the dangly bits don't just hang out 24/7. At least they don't on this guy, and I don't really care that much to press the issue.

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[unhappy]

[ Don't yours Dante? She's pretty sure most mammals have a visible indication- at least the ones she's seen on the streets usually do. ]

If its dangly bits aren't hanging out, it's probably a girl.

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[alwaysimpaled]

Unless its one of the types where the dangly bits retract when not in use.

[Dante's seen a lot of freaking weird biology, okay?]

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[unhappy]

Don't they still have a lump? I've seen a lot of dogs in my life.

[ Dogs, rats with giant balls-- even if it wasn't "out" all the time, there were still obvious indicators. She lived on the streets for a long while, it's not like she's never been around animals. At least, normal ones. ]

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[alwaysimpaled]

I'm not really a dog person. Or an animal person really. The last dog I got to see up close had three heads and was trying to kill me with ice.

Any other 'animal' I get close to is also usually trying to kill me. And eat me. This little guy is a nice change of pace, but I've got literally zero experience with animals that aren't demonic in nature.