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[alwaysimpaled]

Hey, so, someone familiar with... what'd the paper call 'em? Pokemon? I could use some advice. Those eggs that everyone got? Yeah, mine hatched... into this.

[He turns the camera around to show a Tepig sniffing at an old pizza box on a table across from his desk.]

Cute little thing, but he's already set me on fire three times, and I've got no idea what they eat so I've just been sharing pizza with him. He seems to like it.

Hell, I'm not even sure he's a he. I'd just... appreciate any advice y'all have before he torches my shop. I kinda like it not on fire.

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[firefandance]

So I guess your pokemon set your jacket on fire.

[She was a tiny bit relieved at that one anyway. It could have been so much worse she thinks. Probably.]

Guess he is a little scamp that way.

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[alwaysimpaled]

[He sighs, setting the Tepig on his lap, idly scratching behind its ear as it looks very pleased with itself.]

He knows how to get what he wants at least. I just hope he doesn't make a habit of doing it.

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[firefandance]

I hope he doesn't either, I mean otherwise you'd have to keep buying jackets. Or getting them fixed.