'Szelhamos' (
sarcastass) wrote in
genessia2017-04-06 02:21 am
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[So here we are again.
It's always such a pleasure
Szel, angling the device at him, looking considerably miffed]
I'm wondering where we might be able to find chew toys.
[Once again, perched on his shoulder is that massive bug, but this time it's faced in the opposite direction, watching the disaster going on in the background:
A fully grown Ninetails attempting to eat what looks like an eight foot long centipede with a human face. The noise is awful, the bug sounds like a mixture of an air raid siren and a screaming infant.
Szel finally grimaces-]
Belz, stop that right this instant or I swear to God, I will lock you in the lounge.
[Belz, the Ninetails, it seems, answers with a short BIFF of a sound, before trying to drag the centi-man off camera.]
Leave it.
[... Tries to drag the centi-mans missing leg off camera-]
Leave it.
[A whine, and the pokemon darts off again, leaving the lesser demon mangled on the floor.]
... Preferably a chew toy that doesn't make any sound, no bells no squeaker. She keeps following me room to room with the waitstaff in her mouth and I can't get a moments peace.
Szel, angling the device at him, looking considerably miffed]
I'm wondering where we might be able to find chew toys.
[Once again, perched on his shoulder is that massive bug, but this time it's faced in the opposite direction, watching the disaster going on in the background:
A fully grown Ninetails attempting to eat what looks like an eight foot long centipede with a human face. The noise is awful, the bug sounds like a mixture of an air raid siren and a screaming infant.
Szel finally grimaces-]
Belz, stop that right this instant or I swear to God, I will lock you in the lounge.
[Belz, the Ninetails, it seems, answers with a short BIFF of a sound, before trying to drag the centi-man off camera.]
Leave it.
[... Tries to drag the centi-mans missing leg off camera-]
Leave it.
[A whine, and the pokemon darts off again, leaving the lesser demon mangled on the floor.]
... Preferably a chew toy that doesn't make any sound, no bells no squeaker. She keeps following me room to room with the waitstaff in her mouth and I can't get a moments peace.

audio because lol
...I see someone's hit a growth spurt.
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