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[fukkinawesome]

Okay.

So I got bored.

While mired in the depths of this boredom, I invented a super cool fun new game for all your friends, family and children to participate in.

This game is called "Deadpool Stole Your Shit".

The rules are:

Look around your house!

Is something missing?

I fucking took it.

If you want to get it back you can goddamn find me and pry it out of my cold dead instantly regenerating hands, sucks to be all you normie suckers.

[[YOU WANT YOUR SHIT STOLEN? POST HERE! With whatever random item you want to have vanished. If you're not interested in being burgled, but you want to comment anyway, just mention it OOCly or in your title so I don't get confused.]]

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[Action?] I'm open to something being taken but Bane won't be happy. XD

[cadbane]

None of my things better be missing.

[Bane gives Wade a look like he means business. Better not have touched his stuff.]

[action!] He nicked a gun and put it under his mattress like a 13 year old girl

[fukkinawesome]

You expect too much out of me in this relationship.

[action!] :/ Bad Wade.

[cadbane]

What did you take?

[Now he's just waiting for Wade to confess and give it back, like a teacher with an errant student.]

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[swordprincess]

[Oh, it's this guy again. Karla frowns at the game, but then decides to play it safe and search her place for anything missing. And sure enough, she does discover something missing. Normally she wouldn't care about losing a pointless thing, but what she noticed missing was something rather valuable. The necklace of her lucemite jewelry set. While she could make do without it, and Wade probably wasn't aware of the power it contained, Karla doesn't feel comfortable leaving it in this guy's hands. She glared at the missing item for a moment before picking up her device, putting on a rather neutral smile.]

...You are just trying to get yourself arrested, aren't you?

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[fukkinawesome]

Well I mean I could just go to the station dressed in my best jumpsuit with my soap collection.

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[swordprincess]

...What?

[Is he just trying to confuse her? He's doing a good job.]

...That might actually be a better option...

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[icyheart]

I doubt you would be able to steal anything from me.

[Mostly because she is in prison. You would have to be extremely good to pull that off.]

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[fukkinawesome]

Baby, all I wanna steal is your heart.

Also like maybe seven minutes in the closet, what's your digits, girl?

[Video - Nothing Stolen...This Time!]

[myfayevalentine]

The hell kind of game is this?

*Faye rolls her eyes and lights up a cigarette, looking reasonably bored herself*

Steal anything of mine for this shit game of yours and I will steal it right back. And then some.

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[fukkinawesome]

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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[anewhero]

What the hell did you steal from me?

[Unless Deadpool loves a angry terminator, better to return his shit.]

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[fukkinawesome]

Beats the hell out of me, Meatloaf, what are you missing?

[Video] [he has nothing to steal, Faye already wiped him out lol]

[om_nom_namur]

Ever met a guy named Logan?

[video] POOR FISH

[fukkinawesome]

Is he very hairy, in serious need of hugs and smells like cheap Canadian whiskey?

Says bub a lot?

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[sixthmage]

How dare you behave like a common thief!

[So says the oddly blue-haired man upon the screen. Ever heard of the famous folktale about Bluebeard? Well this man could be his 'son' judging from the blue mustache. Elatus is an oddity. He looks like an elf and even has the ears but he claims to be 'human'.

To each their own but Wade going to get a kick out of this.]

You're a dishonorable cur!

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[fukkinawesome]

So what did I take from you, Hamlet?

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[tevinteraltus]

[ He doesn't know why the man is dressed so strangely, but at the moment, the Altus Mage doesn't even care. ]

If it was you, I will ask once nicely to have it returned. Otherwise, I would be glad to bring a chill to your fingers.

((OOC: And for reference, it looks like this))

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[fukkinawesome]

You know what that was almost kind of kinky, you get half credit.

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[firefandance]

[Yukiko appears not at all amused. Seriously? Did you have to take her weapon fan. It was custom made for her. Rude.]

Can't you do anything better when you are bored than stealing?

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[fukkinawesome]

[His now, and he thinks he looks fucking hot with it]

I mean yeah but there's only so many dumpsters here I can set fire to.

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[gamerrep]

So all I will have to do is find you to get it back.

[Give her a moment.]

It's like a game! [Why does she sound happy about that?]

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[fukkinawesome]

[AT LEAST SOMEONE HERE GETS THE IDEA]

It's a full contact scavenger hunt.

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[black_black_heart]

bb all you stole was mah heart

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[fukkinawesome]

XOXO

hey bossman you got a minute

[Video] Late to the party?

[shy_mage]

M-My boyfriend is missing...

[Although he literally is late. He just started checking the network now to see if he missed something.]