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[mrhero]

[ Now seems like a good enough time to try making a post instead of just commenting around sparingly, right? Everyone gets a nice view of Link, who got pretty good with cameras. He holds up his free hand, giving a small simple wave. Hello. ]

Where do you find- ? [ Someone interrupts him. ] ...

HEY! Get off the roof! It's dangerous! What the heck are you doing up there?

[ The camera gets turned around and ...down. From the high ledge he's sitting on. The man below seems a little ticked off and concerned about the choice of location.

He just pans it back on to himself. ]

...anyway. Jobs, horses or best food?

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[offwithhishat]

[ ...something about this kid seemed awfully familiar. It was hard not to look a little amused about it, but he kept it to a slightly quirked eyebrow and a polite, though somewhat intrigued, smile. ]

Is sitting on roofs a common hobby for you? [ Ha. ] Depends on what kind of jobs you're looking for, the reason you need a horse, and what you consider best.

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[mrhero]

[ You look like you sell stuff, Mister.

He only shrugs at the question. It's not so much a hobby as just somewhere he eventually ends up. On a roof. Or a cliff. You know how it is.
Or don't. Is that guy still yelling at him? He should probably get down. ]

Good ones. They're familiar. The edible kind. [ Ha ha ha. ]

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[offwithhishat]

[ That may or may not be something he has or hasn't done before.

Jefferson crossed his arms casually and tilted his head. The kid was definitely to the point, that was for sure. ]

Fine, I'll be more specific. What are your skills? I'm no help with the horses. Sounds like you're not picky about food, anyway. You the type that doesn't mind making their own meals or are you a takeout kind of person?

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[mrhero]

[ You look like you got the rare stuff that costs the big rupees, bruh.

Skills. Arson, slaying things, not talking, sneaking up on bears and riding them, scaling a cliff and jumping off of it- ]

I cook. [ That answers 2 of those questions. ] Was a knight but I'm a quick learner. [ How's this resume looking? You got something for him to do? ]

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[offwithhishat]

[ Oh goodness, Link. You have him all wrong. ]

A knight? [ Both eyebrows went up at that remark. Not that he'd never met a knight before, but... Interesting, interesting. ] That's pretty impressive. You ever done any of the bounties they post up around here? Sounds like you're the sort they could use.

[ A shrug. ] But maybe you got tired of that life. I wouldn't blame you. Lots of places that need people who can cook. There's a few animal cafes among the different cities. I'm chancing a guess that might be up your alley considering horses was one of the first things you asked about.

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[aurabble]

[Oh it's Link! Jaune's whole face lights up before he blurts out regret.] I don't know what would be good enough for someone with such...high standards.

Anyway. Fayren has good horses, just find one and steal it. I'm hiring but I'm not sure if you'd enjoy it and have you ever slain a bear?

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[mrhero]

[ But Jaune this is the right audience. ] Too much beneath me.

[ Is it stealing if they're wild horses? Or do all the horses belong to someone over there? He tilts his head at him, interested. Jaune, you own a business? ]

Mmhm. [ RIP Bears. ]

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[aurabble]

[Jaune looks like he's trying to suppress his laughter but he just ends up giggling.]

Second to microwaveable chicken nuggets, I think finding your own food tastes the best. [A pause.] And burgers. And pancakes. And waffles.

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[mrhero]

[ Ah ha. Got 'im to laugh. Flashes a smile at him for that. ]

So bear meat. [ Is that the implication here? ]

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[kobatonotdobato]

You should probably get down. You could hurt yourself.

[Kobato doesn't even know who he is, but she did care at least for peoples well being.]

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[mrhero]

[ He'll be fine but her saying it has more sway than the dude yelling about it. Okay. He just nods at her and -

Jumps off the roof to get down. Safety first! ]

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[kobatonotdobato]

[She soon sighs a tiny bit of relief. Good, he managed to get down safely.]

I'm glad you got down safely.

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[mrhero]

Me too?

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[gamerrep]

I don't think they have horses in the cities... Except maybe Fayren.

[She couldn't say 100% however.]

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[mrhero]

Do you have a car?

[ Does he have to invest in that? ]

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[gamerrep]

No, I don't drive. I didn't before I arrived here either.

[She takes the bus or walks everywhere, depending on where she needs to go.]

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[mrhero]

We didn't even have them.

[ So. Same. #WalkingLife it is. ]

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[filchedfruit]

[ Horses and food are the most important things to him.]

Fayren's the best place for horses. If you want one, there's the Stables and the Fayren Branch of the Schnee Welcoming Center.

[ He gives more details on their locations]

You could teach horseback riding at the Stables for a job. The Schnee Welcoming Centers, and the Employment Building can offer more options.

[ He gives more details on locations, and favorite restaurants near them.]

Welcoming Centers also have info on restaurants. I like the Bright Sky Diner, and the Drunken Monkey.

Can you hunt?

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[mrhero]

Thanks. [ Stables. That's what he was looking for. 'Go to the welcoming centers' isn't the most personalized answer he could have gotten but this guy did add a little more too it. ]

I can hunt. [ You need a hunter, sir? ]

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[filchedfruit]

Okay, then I can tell or show you my favorite hunting spots in the Fayren forest.

[ It also offers more job options.]

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[mrhero]

Okay. Where?

[ Let's mark the map up, man. ]

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[unhappy]

Jump, it'll be funny to watch that guy have a heart attack.

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[mrhero]

[ Hmmmm. Seems kind of like a dick move. But he has to come down anyway so... Okay. He just nods.

1 2 3 jump! The guy of course, flips out and has to clutch his chest. As expected, Link's scolded for scaring him like that and being so reckless once he's got his feet on the ground (in a graceful landed, aided by little glider) and the man storms back inside, grumbling about it. ]

Ta da.

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[unhappy]

[ Wow he actually did it. The kid gets points. ]

Where were you hiding that glider?

[ LIKE REALLY. ]

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[mrhero]

My pocket.

[ link is folding it up and hooking what remains to the back of his belt. somehow. this is just how they work in hyrule. don't worry about it. ]